Obesity is your friend. (why living in america is the best experience as a white lean guy)

[anemo]

magine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean.

i thank god every day for being born in the US and for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can’t stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about.

when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they’re a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, i laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look.

whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. “bro, i dont even know why you’re fat. it’s not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it’s just genetics.”

but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there’s no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter.

please god make the obesity rate hit 90%

 

[topology]

Forgot to attach a photo of yourself for once..?

 

[anemo]

Forgot to attach a photo of yourself for once..?

sure bro

 

[topology]

sure bro

Did I hit a nerve?

 

[iblamecurrygenetics]

is this a reference to like some reddit post i swear i’ve read something like this before

 

[anemo]

is this a reference to like some reddit post i swear i’ve read something like this before

No

 

[howuglyami]

Sad a lot of women are fat too. They should be banned from getting fat.