Of how i killed some shrimp

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

I was supposed to devein (remove intestines from) shrimp that my dad bought alive at the fish market yesterday.
Turns out: these niggas survived a whole night in the fridge.
I already started when i noticed some of them were still moving (they were just waking up)
Even some of the ones who i gored and whose internal organs i ripped out were still moving
Some were dead tho luckily.
Then comes this one fat ass shrimp.
He was moving the most and when i try grabbing him he convulses his whole body, scaring the shit out of me.
This nigga really put up a fight and damn he was capable of exerting a surprising amount of force.
I was contemplating wether i should let him suffocate or kill him directly and i tried once to just devein him and hope it kills him but after that failed because he kicked himself out of him i opted for the quick knife to the head.
So i pin him down and line it up, i split his head open and this shrimp DOES NOT DIE!
So i just went ahead and mushed around some more with the knife in his head and he stopped moving finally.
Except he fucking didn't!
After a bit he started convulsing at max power, flinging intestines of other shrimp around the room for a few seconds and after that it was finally peace and quiet.

Niggas tasted yummy asf tho

@DrunkenSailor @satangoy @foidletslayer @Finnishmogger

 

[6ft5geneticsaviour]

great post

 

[Finnishmogger]

Fish do that aswell

Looks delicious

 

[yurr burr]

dnr

 

[foidletslayer]

Another ramble yaya I got tagged in 5 rambles today only

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Damn had a minor heart attack when i misread “i killed some simps”

 

[foidletslayer]

dnr

You respect arserape for he is your superior, okay?

 

[foidletslayer]

Damn had a minor heart attack when i misread “i killed some simps”

U should be proud

 

[Norm Macdonald]

I love shrimp

Mirin. Happy new year my nigga

 

[yurr burr]

You respect arserape for he is your superior, okay?

nahh im good nigger

 

[DrunkenSailor]

U should be proud

 

[foidletslayer]

Why not

 

[foidletslayer]

nahh im good nigger

Go shoot yourself in the head at exactly 12am new years you dirty no life faggot

 

[Idontknow-]

I was supposed to devein (remove intestines from) shrimp that my dad bought alive at the fish market yesterday.
Turns out: these niggas survived a whole night in the fridge.
I already started when i noticed some of them were still moving (they were just waking up)
Even some of the ones who i gored and whose internal organs i ripped out were still moving
Some were dead tho luckily.
Then comes this one fat ass shrimp.
He was moving the most and when i try grabbing him he convulses his whole body, scaring the shit out of me.
This nigga really put up a fight and damn he was capable of exerting a surprising amount of force.
I was contemplating wether i should let him suffocate or kill him directly and i tried once to just devein him and hope it kills him but after that failed because he kicked himself out of him i opted for the quick knife to the head.
So i pin him down and line it up, i split his head open and this shrimp DOES NOT DIE!
So i just went ahead and mushed around some more with the knife in his head and he stopped moving finally.
Except he fucking didn't!
After a bit he started convulsing at max power, flinging intestines of other shrimp around the room for a few seconds and after that it was finally peace and quiet.

Niggas tasted yummy asf tho

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@DrunkenSailor @satangoy @foidletslayer @Finnishmogger

No tag

 

[yurr burr]

Go shoot yourself in the head at exactly 12am new years you dirty no life faggot

nahh im still good nigger

 

[foidletslayer]

nahh im still good nigger

screw your stoicism, but happy new years

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

No tag

Sry bhai, i'll tag you next time

 

[foidletslayer]

No tag

Stop begging for the tags

 

[Idontknow-]

Sry bhai, i'll tag you next time

Okay

 

[Idontknow-]

Stop begging for the tags

I am not begging, just asking

 

[foidletslayer]

I am not begging, just asking

I’ve seen u under MULTIPLE occasions asking for them

 

[Idontknow-]

I’ve seen u under MULTIPLE occasions asking for them

No

 

[foidletslayer]

No

Ik ur wrong idk but it’s okay I’ll admit ur right idk

 

[Idontknow-]

Ik ur wrong idk but it’s okay I’ll admit ur right idk

Good boy

 

[foidletslayer]

Good boy

Thanks, u ugly neglected child

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Thanks, u ugly neglected child

Good boy

The real treasure is the bumps you made to this thread and the "good boy"s exchanged along the way

 

[satangoy]

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@DrunkenSailor @satangoy @foidletslayer @Finnishmogger

holy fuck I'd devour that shiittttt

 

[Idontknow-]

Thanks, u ugly neglected child

Wow. I remember when I was waiting for you to comeback and this is what I get

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

holy fuck I'd devour that shiittttt

I would have loved to devour the shrimps raw, as they are very yummy that way.
My father didn't allow it tho
I'll go eat raw meat and fish in secret together w my uncle tho

 

[foidletslayer]

Nooo akh I got frustrated by getting called good boy it’s all on me.

Wow. I remember when I was waiting for you to comeback and this is what I get

 

[Idontknow-]

Nooo akh I got frustrated by getting called good boy it’s all on me.

 

[foidletslayer]

I would have loved to devour the shrimps raw, as they are very yummy that way.
My father didn't allow it tho
I'll go eat raw meat and fish in secret together w my uncle tho

I ain’t even read da context of the post
Hol up lemme read rq bruder

 

[foidletslayer]

Wow so you’ll do this to my already shit new year?

 

[Idontknow-]

Wow so you’ll do this to my already shit new year?

You did this to yourself .

 

[foidletslayer]

You did this to yourself .

You want me to die isn’t that it?

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

You want me to die isn’t that it?

No bhai, we don't

I ain’t even read da context of the post
Hol up lemme read rq bruder

Now read up nigga

 

[foidletslayer]

I was supposed to devein (remove intestines from) shrimp that my dad bought alive at the fish market yesterday.
Turns out: these niggas survived a whole night in the fridge.
I already started when i noticed some of them were still moving (they were just waking up)
Even some of the ones who i gored and whose internal organs i ripped out were still moving
Some were dead tho luckily.
Then comes this one fat ass shrimp.
He was moving the most and when i try grabbing him he convulses his whole body, scaring the shit out of me.
This nigga really put up a fight and damn he was capable of exerting a surprising amount of force.
I was contemplating wether i should let him suffocate or kill him directly and i tried once to just devein him and hope it kills him but after that failed because he kicked himself out of him i opted for the quick knife to the head.
So i pin him down and line it up, i split his head open and this shrimp DOES NOT DIE!
So i just went ahead and mushed around some more with the knife in his head and he stopped moving finally.
Except he fucking didn't!
After a bit he started convulsing at max power, flinging intestines of other shrimp around the room for a few seconds and after that it was finally peace and quiet.

Niggas tasted yummy asf tho

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@DrunkenSailor @satangoy @foidletslayer @Finnishmogger

Not primal u should’ve went to the fish market yourself and paid the money to the fisher to throw it in a pool then you jump into the pool with a toy knife and try to catch the shrimps or u should’ve went to a local supermarket and jumped onto the already packaged frozen shrimps to satisfy Lord gaytis

 

[ihatefoids88]

I was supposed to devein (remove intestines from) shrimp that my dad bought alive at the fish market yesterday.
Turns out: these niggas survived a whole night in the fridge.
I already started when i noticed some of them were still moving (they were just waking up)
Even some of the ones who i gored and whose internal organs i ripped out were still moving
Some were dead tho luckily.
Then comes this one fat ass shrimp.
He was moving the most and when i try grabbing him he convulses his whole body, scaring the shit out of me.
This nigga really put up a fight and damn he was capable of exerting a surprising amount of force.
I was contemplating wether i should let him suffocate or kill him directly and i tried once to just devein him and hope it kills him but after that failed because he kicked himself out of him i opted for the quick knife to the head.
So i pin him down and line it up, i split his head open and this shrimp DOES NOT DIE!
So i just went ahead and mushed around some more with the knife in his head and he stopped moving finally.
Except he fucking didn't!
After a bit he started convulsing at max power, flinging intestines of other shrimp around the room for a few seconds and after that it was finally peace and quiet.

Niggas tasted yummy asf tho

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@DrunkenSailor @satangoy @foidletslayer @Finnishmogger

dnr

 

[Societal Reject]

You are my namesake and I agree there’s a metaphysical lineage and I agree there’s a metaphysical lineage but I will listen to your barking

 

[foidletslayer]

Not primal u should’ve went to the fish market yourself and paid the money to the fisher to throw it in a pool then you jump into the pool with a toy knife and try to catch the shrimps or u should’ve went to a local supermarket and jumped onto the already packaged frozen shrimps to satisfy Lord gaytis

@EvilSatanArseRapist csn u change the reaction Jfl

 

[foidletslayer]

dnr

Joined Yesterday at 2:51 AM

 

[ihatefoids88]

Joined Yesterday at 2:51 AM

yes im sorry for being new and a grey please forgive me

 

[foidletslayer]

yes im sorry for being new and a grey please forgive me

You’re not forgiven. You have to go through a trial before being forgiven

 

[ihatefoids88]

You’re not forgiven. You have to go through a trial before being forgiven

what does it entail

 

[rkmaxing]

read every molecule mirin your blood lust

 

[foidletslayer]

what does it entail

The punishment would be to get to 500 posts as soon as possible. And I wish you a good year my new friend

 

[foidletslayer]

Wtf bro that’s not it FUCKK

@EvilSatanArseRapist csn u change the reaction Jfl

 

[ihatefoids88]

The punishment would be to get to 500 posts as soon as possible. And I wish you a good year my new friend

thank you, have a good 2026