Of these three men, who would you rather be?

[Xangsane]

Of these three men, who would you rather be?

GrannyFucker Alex

• 6 PSL face
• 6'4
• Perfect lean muscular body
• Very NT
• Dumpster dives for grannies on Tinder due to lack of options

West Elm Caleb

• 4.25 PSL face
• 6'4
• Skinny
• Spins plates like a redpiller
• Brilliant at game
• Fucks half of the prime female population in a major city
• Ghosts women after sex
• Angry women complain about him on Tiktok because he won't commit, thus making him an Internet celebrity

Gonzalo the Autist

• 5.5 PSL face
• Non-NT
• Poor fashion sense
• Has LTB orbiters
• Invisible to HTBs and above

 

[Deleted member 2403]

the whitest one

 

[Deleted member 16275]

cant upload pics atm. use sharex, it converts images to imgur links

 

[Xangsane]

the whitest one

cant upload pics atm. use sharex, it converts images to imgur links

Uploaded images now

 

[Xangsane]

@javab pics uploaded now

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Gonzalo the Autist

i see

 

[Xangsane]

i see

Yes he's aspie

 

[Xangsane]

@Tankymax why the autist?

 

[Sphinx]

Fucking Freak.

 

[Xangsane]

Tagging people from previous threads

Spoiler: tagging

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[Xangsane]

Fucking Freak.

 

[Xangsane]

@eduardkoopman you attracted to older women?
@Pakicel you don't mind being non-nt?

 

[House Lannister]

Definitely Caleb 6’4 with htn face is best combination irl

 

[eduardkoopman]

Alex moggs.

 

[Xangsane]

Definitely Caleb 6’4 with htn face is best combination irl

Why so?

Why not Alex or Gonzalo?

 

[Xangsane]

Alex moggs.

I know but he's attracted to older women with money

 

[eduardkoopman]

Why so?

Why not Alex or Gonzalo?

Gonzalo is not PSL 5.5.
Disproportions in face, PSL 4.5 at best

 

[House Lannister]

Why so?

Why not Alex or Gonzalo?

My personality just doesn’t match pretty looks idk. It would feel weird if I looked like a striking pretty boy

 

[Xangsane]

Gonzalo is not PSL 5.5.
Disproportions in face, PSL 4.5 at best

Fairs. I showed him to someone and they said "he looks ogre"
What about West Elm Caleb?

 

[Xangsane]

My personality just doesn’t match pretty looks idk. It would feel weird if I looked like a striking pretty boy

But Gonzalo isn't a pretty boy?
I'm guessing you're an ESTP or something?

 

[noodlelover]

For this many reditor women to recognize Caleb, he's probably fucked hundreds of girls. Caleb is the correct answer.

 

[Deleted member 3478]

Gonzalo the autist. I mixed my face with him and there’s 51 likes waiting for me

 

[Xangsane]

Gonzalo the autist. I mixed my face with him and there’s 51 likes waiting for me

Really? Dm me the result?
Stacies there too?

 

[Xangsane]

For this many reditor women to recognize Caleb, he's probably fucked hundreds of girls. Caleb is the correct answer.

Even though he is the most subhuman

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

calum ofc, wanna fuck prime jb's

 

[Xangsane]

calum ofc, wanna fuck prime jb's

Even though you'd be the ugliest of the 3

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

Even though you'd be the ugliest of the 3

ofc, he has game + height and slays prime jb's

 

[Br0sk1]

Gonzalo. I don't care if Caleb fucks more girls. It's not everything in life and as long as you can do reasonably well with women and have some options, that's enough. Besides, I'm more after quality LTR and a future wife at this point.

On the topic of Caleb though, what explains his immense success? He's definitely no conventional Chad.

 

[Michael Myers]

alex but without the dumpster diving grannies part

 

[Michael Myers]

On the topic of Caleb though, what explains his immense success? He's definitely no conventional Chad.

basically mens opinion on other men is meaningless and women get to decide whos hot or not

 

[Br0sk1]

basically mens opinion on other men is meaningless and women get to decide whos hot or not

Right, but what's the theoretical explanation for why Caleb is (in practice) a Chad who looks hot to women? Epistemically, I don't think it's impossible for us to come up with the reason why if we currently don't know.

We ought to know so that we can do our utmost to emulate what he's done if we want the same success on OLD.

 

[Michael Myers]

Right, but what's the theoretical explanation for why Caleb is (in practice) a Chad who looks hot to women? Epistemically, I don't think it's impossible for us to come up with the reason why if we currently don't know.

We ought to know so that we can do our utmost to emulate what he's done if we want the same success on OLD.

i basically said it already: we cant define which men are hot or not. we can only broadly guess which ones are. simply put he passes the looks threshold for many women. if he had come here he wouldve been told hes just a normie and he shouldnt expect to do good on tinder lol.

 

[Br0sk1]

i basically said it already: we cant define which men are hot or not. we can only broadly guess which ones are. simply put he passes the looks threshold for many women. if he had come here he wouldve been told hes just a normie and he shouldnt expect to do good on tinder lol.

I think I'm essentially wondering why it is that those of us rated as normies here do not also pass whatever looks threshold that Caleb does.

Evidently, it would seem Caleb is actually a Chad to many women and I am interested to know if there's anything some of us could do to fit into whatever looks niche (or a categorically similar looks niche) Caleb does to be the same sort of "unconventionally handsome Chad" as him. If there is something us normies can do to achieve this same perception in the eyes of women, this could be groundbreaking, lifechanging stuff that could drag many of us out of the woes of inceldom or just unsatisfactory results with the opposite sex.

 

[Michael Myers]

I think I'm essentially wondering why it is that those of us rated as normies here do not also pass whatever looks threshold that Caleb does.

Evidently, it would seem Caleb is actually a Chad to many women and I am interested to know if there's anything some of us could do to fit into whatever looks niche (or a categorically similar looks niche) Caleb does to be the same sort of "unconventionally handsome Chad" as him. If there is something us normies can do to achieve this same perception in the eyes of women, this could be groundbreaking, lifechanging stuff that could drag many of us out of the woes of inceldom or just unsatisfactory results with the opposite sex.

yeah youre basically wondering what caleb has as a normie that other normies dont have. i really couldnt tell you. he has zero failos. i guess most normies have one or two failos but he has virtually none. that could be the reason why he stands out from the rest.

 

[Br0sk1]

yeah youre basically wondering what caleb has as a normie that other normies dont have. i really couldnt tell you. he has zero failos. i guess most normies have one or two failos but he has virtually none. that could be the reason why he stands out from the rest.

This is a decent theoretical explanation. If this is the secret of his success, then it may remain impossible for us other normies to overcome enough failos to gain his results. Losing all of one's failos would seem to be pretty intractable/unfixable in many cases.

 

[Michael Myers]

This is a decent theoretical explanation. If this is the secret of his success, then it may remain impossible for us other normies to overcome enough failos to gain his results. Losing all of one's failos would seem to be pretty intractable/unfixable in many cases.

pretty much, im not a normie but if i wanted zero failos id have to undergo damn surgeries lol. not gonna do that, ever.

 

[Deleted member 3478]

Really? Dm me the result?
Stacies there too?

Haha I knew you’d be interested and sure

 

[Xangsane]

ofc, he has game + height and slays prime jb's

But you'd choose to be some normie over a beautiful man who could make money off his looks

 

[Xangsane]

Gonzalo. I don't care if Caleb fucks more girls. It's not everything in life and as long as you can do reasonably well with women and have some options, that's enough. Besides, I'm more after quality LTR and a future wife at this point.

On the topic of Caleb though, what explains his immense success? He's definitely no conventional Chad.

Same tbh, LTRs mog. But the thing is, gonzalo's options are mostly around 3 - 4.25 PSL, and a couple of 4.5 PSL women without much to offer. Within 1 week, he now has 70 matches with 40 women waiting to be liked - he got a surge in likes today. Aren't LTR couples usually looksmatched?

Caleb is white and tall, and a soft boy. Many women love that aesthetic especially Asian and white women - they'd assume he's soft and sensitive right off the bat because of it

Also notice how most of the women complaining about him are white and asian

 

[Xangsane]

alex but without the dumpster diving grannies part

Why Alex?

 

[Xangsane]

yeah youre basically wondering what caleb has as a normie that other normies dont have. i really couldnt tell you. he has zero failos. i guess most normies have one or two failos but he has virtually none. that could be the reason why he stands out from the rest.

He's tall, white, slim and a softboy

Pussy wetter in 2022 amongst insecure women

 

[Michael Myers]

Why Alex?

because hes gl and tall

He's tall, white, slim and a softboy

Pussy wetter in 2022 amongst insecure women

im short, brown, chubby

pussy drier in 2022 amongst women

 

[Xangsane]

because hes gl and tall

im short, brown, chubby

pussy drier in 2022 amongst women

Are Caleb and gonzalo medium ugly?

Don't worry. Your combo would be a pussy wetter in 2023.

 

[RIGBY3333]

Of these three men, who would you rather be?

GrannyFucker Alex

• 6 PSL face
• 6'4
• Perfect lean muscular body
• Very NT
• Dumpster dives for grannies on Tinder due to lack of options

West Elm Caleb

• 4.25 PSL face
• 6'4
• Skinny
• Spins plates like a redpiller
• Brilliant at game
• Fucks half of the prime female population in a major city
• Ghosts women after sex
• Angry women complain about him on Tiktok because he won't commit, thus making him an Internet celebrity

Gonzalo the Autist

• 5.5 PSL face
• Non-NT
• Poor fashion sense
• Has LTB orbiters
• Invisible to HTBs and above

ill be the granny fucker

 

[Michael Myers]

Are Caleb and gonzalo medium ugly?

Don't worry. Your combo would be a pussy wetter in 2023.

neither caleb nor gonzalo are medium ugly, they are average so no hint of ugly in them

jfl

 

[Xangsane]

ill be the granny fucker

Why the granny fucker jfl

 

[Xangsane]

neither caleb nor gonzalo are medium ugly, they are average so no hint of ugly in them

jfl

PSL rating for them both?

 

[Michael Myers]

PSL rating for them both?

forget psl.. ill give my own rating: 4.5/10 for caleb, 5.5/10 for gonzalo.
(my scale only goes up to 9, but its retarded to say "x/9" or like psl "x/8")
(my scale only focuses on face and nothing else unlike psl)

 

[Br0sk1]

Same tbh, LTRs mog. But the thing is, gonzalo's options are mostly around 3 - 4.25 PSL, and a couple of 4.5 PSL women without much to offer. Within 1 week, he now has 70 matches with 40 women waiting to be liked - he got a surge in likes today. Aren't LTR couples usually looksmatched?

Caleb is white and tall, and a soft boy. Many women love that aesthetic especially Asian and white women - they'd assume he's soft and sensitive right off the bat because of it

Also notice how most of the women complaining about him are white and asian

Me personally, I would be perfectly content with a 4.5 PSL woman without much to offer as long as she were reasonably nice and had a desire to have kids with me and take care of them.

The softboy theory is a decent enough explanation for why Caleb succeeded in getting lots of matches. In essence, he catfished the women by looking like sensitive LTR material but ending up being a fuckboy.

I think this actually contrasts with me in that I also have normie looks, and while I look like a hard, mean, masculine aspie, I actually want to be a kind, gentle, loving LTR partner (while still having a backbone and not being a cuck).

 

[Xangsane]

forget psl.. ill give my own rating: 4.5/10 for caleb, 5.5/10 for gonzalo.
(my scale only goes up to 9, but its retarded to say "x/9" or like psl "x/8")
(my scale only focuses on face and nothing else unlike psl)

So that's why gonzalo mostly scored average looking women and a couple of frauding htbs
I saw 2 profiles that seemed stacylite at first but I found unfrauded pics for both - htb at best. The stacylite pics had on lots of filters and makeup. Plus I bet they won't even pay him attention
He's on 70 matches rn and 40 women are waiting to like him. 98% are beckies.

You sure he's 5.5/10 here? This is his best pic but I feel it's frauded