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midget with a fidget​

an autistic manlet

pump and dump​

(of a male) to have sex with a female and then leave

smash and dash​

to have sex and then leave

pound and impound​

(of a male) to have sex with a female and then lock her in a cage

receive and leave​

  • (of a female) to have penile sex with a man and then leave
  • (of both sexes) to receive oral stimulation from a partner and then leave
  • to receive material assets from a sexual or romantic partner and then dump her or him ( near-synonym : cash and dash )

cash and dash​

to receive material assets—especially currency in cash form—from a sexual or romantic partner and then dump her or him ( near-synonym : receive and leave )

bump and dump​

(in online communities) to cause a thread to be bumped to the listing page and subsequently abandon the thread

tit and quit​

to sexually play with a woman’s breasts and then leave

whale and fail​

to seduce an obese woman (the process is known as whaling) and fail to achieve a sexual or romantic objective

cope or rope​

  • a dilemma of coping and committing suicide
  • the belief that one must cope or else (s)he will inevitably commit suicide

grope or nope​

  • a dilemma of whether or not to grope a person (usually a female whom one finds attractive sexually)
  • a short phrase asked in the form of a question to inquire about whether or not an interlocutor finds someone attractive enough to grope ( similar : “Would you?” )
  • the belief that one (usually a man) is unfit for the dating game if (s)he isn’t willing to touch females without their consent

roids for foids​

taking steroids for the goal of attracting females

cock and sock​

to masturbate with one’s penis inserted in a sock

mog log​

a man’s document that contains records of him mogging or getting mogged

bitch and itch​

to scratch one’s itchy anus as (s)he grumbles or complains

stun and run​

(typically done to a man by a woman) to Taze a person (typically out of fear of sexual assault) and then flee on foot

Rodger dodger​

a survivor of the 2014 Isla Vista shootings

white plus height​

a combination of 2 traits that some people believe are the only 2 requirements of men for slaying women

coach and approach​

to coach or teach cold-approaching pick-up artistry and also cold approach in practice, possibly applying one’s own pick-up advice in the field

sniff a quiff​

  • to sniff head hair that’s styled in a quiff
  • to sniff genitalia that has groomed and/or styled public hair on it

beef and queef​

  • to go on a date at a fancy steak restaurant and then have sexual intercourse (that may include queefing)
  • (of a couple) having an argument, a grudge, or a conflict (known as beef) then making amends by having sex

lick and kick​

to lick a female’s vulva and then kick the female out because her vulva’s odor is unpleasant
 
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Language in an alternate universe
 
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Only heard one of these be said
 
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@Thongmasta @Matthias8272 @Mik

What’s your favorite? My favorite is “Rodger dodger.”



UPDATE:​


found new vocabulary​


How to tales & fails

@Mogpogs
 
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Pretty based tbh
 
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Consent and imprisonment- when she gives you consent to fuck, but a week later accuses you after realizing you’re not chad
 
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@Thongmasta @Matthias8272 @Mik

What’s your favorite? My favorite is “Rodger dodger.”
I’ve used cope or rope for a couple of times
 
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@Thongmasta @Matthias8272 @Mik

What’s your favorite? My favorite is “Rodger dodger.”
Cope or rope

Prolly invented by Nietzsche in the alternate universe
 
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cage and rage

reacting “JFL” and then changing the react to “WTF”, (usually because the reactor recalls that (s)he dislikes or wants to take revenge upon the reacted post’s author)
 
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cage and rage

reacting “JFL” and then changing the react to “WTF”, (usually because the reactor recalls that (s)he dislikes the reacted post’s author)
Off topic,but Are u on discord bro?
 
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Off topic,but Are u on discord bro?
@thecel can u share ur discord name and tag in pms?

I am leaving this site for a few months for exam preperation and i am afraid this site will get shut down when i am gone.:feelswhy:
 
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underrated thread
 
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white plus height​

a combination of 2 traits that some people believe are the only 2 requirements of men for slaying women

JBW
 
coom room

a room in which a person recurrently goes into to masturbate, usually a room that gives them privacy from people whom (s)he lives with
 
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coom room

a room in which a person recurrently goes into to masturbate, usually a room that gives them privacy from people whom (s)he lives with

shroom and coom

to ingest psilocybin mushrooms and masturbate and ejaculate
 
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Go troon to get poon
 
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Not fair without hair
It's a lot harder for men to date without hair.

Low class more ass
Low class, thug like men slay more.

High class no sass
higher class men get hqnp girls that aren't bitchy.

Tuck and fuck
Tuck a girl into bed and fuck her after she sleeps (not advised legally).

Don't lament about consent
  • Don't think about whether a girl will accept you or no. Just do it.
  • Rapemaxxing is an alternative interpretation. This is again not advised legally.

Slip something queer in her beer
Allusion to drugging her and then having sex. Not advised legally.

Kick to stick your dick
The theory that being a good fighter improves your chances with girls.

Funny for cunny
The theory that being funny gets you girls.

Chin for the win
The theory that the chin is the most important part of your face, and helps you slay.
 
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Not fair without hair
It's a lot harder for men to date without hair.

Low class more ass
Low class, thug like men slay more.

High class no sass
higher class men get hqnp girls that aren't bitchy.

Tuck and fuck
Tuck a girl into bed and fuck her after she sleeps (not advised legally).

Don't lament about consent
  • Don't think about whether a girl will accept you or no. Just do it.
  • Rapemaxxing is an alternative interpretation. This is again not advised legally.

Slip something queer in her beer
Allusion to drugging her and then having sex. Not advised legally.

Kick to stick your dick
The theory that being a good fighter improves your chances with girls.

Funny for cunny
The theory that being funny gets you girls.

Chin for the win
The theory that the chin is the most important part of your face, and helps you slay.

Bumping and pumping this.
 
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Incels.wiki did this 1000 times better
 
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I’m asking about the article(s) that have “this 1000 times better”.
LOOK IT UP YOURSELF FAGGOT YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO SEARCH FOR IT
 
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I have to search random combinations of rhyming words?
REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
 
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REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

Not what I hoped to see (I was hoping for a glossary of paired rhyming words like this thread) but thanks.
 
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