official moron test - post how many of these apply to you

[Captain Albania]

- thinking every major event is a hoax
- thinking jews are any different than any other ethnic group
- thinking the earth is flat (this blows my mind, ngl)
- unironically analyzing holy scriptures and trying to find deeper meaning in them
- being an antivax retard
- shilling for ponzi schemes online instead of developing marketable skills
- failing to realize you only see others as npcs because you dont live in their heads
- studying economics
- loving traveling
- being a doomer
- being unable to evaluate people as individuals without ending up generalizing/being a slave of in-group bias
- thinking sports fans are stupid cucks, but visiting concerts whose only purpose is for the male singer to get worshiped by hordes of teenage girls
- referencing orwell, nietzsche, schopenhauer, bukowski and huxley
- hating on anime and marvel fans and thinking thats your genuine view, and not a result of indoctrination
- believing blacks are more or less equally capable as whites
- believing asians are incredibly high iq
- making indian jokes and thinking you are being based
- having sarcasm as peak of your sense of humor
- thinking being edgy, trolling or having a "twisted" sense of humor is anything but a cry for help and an indicator of your low social status/ugly face
- desperately trying to get to 10% bf to "ascend" when you are still ugly and invisible at 15%
- following youtubers
- thinking there is an inherent value/source of authority in math and hard science
- thinking low inhibition and interest in risky behavior is a virtue
- constantly talking about how the masses are stupid and shallow (it never includes anyone close to you, of course)
- thinking being an asshole will get you anywhere
- having a pet
- excessively using catch-phrases and swearing
- consciously trying to be special in the same generic ways as everyone else
- thinking being messy and unorganized is a genius trait
- being vocal about not caring about politics
- listening to rap and metal
- thinking you are too nice and people are abusing it
- being impressionable
- being too insecure to go with the mainstream opinion
- saying you dont care about what others think (ultra stupid)
- believing in any sort of afterlife
- mocking religious people to boost your ego
- boasting about being allergic to authority
- not understanding why is titanic in top 3 movies of all time
- feeling any empathy for the savages that were native americans
- liking horror movies
- doing things without planning
- eating with your mouth open
- being short-tempered, obviously

if you check more than 1, congratulations, you are a moron

 

[Ryan]

- believing in any sort of afterlife

i believe in eternal return which is probably true..will post a proof for it when i get some free time

 

[Makeyousit]

Very high nt anti incel post





Nvm

 

[Captain Albania]

i believe in eternal recurrence which is probably true..will post a proof for it when i get some free time

oh god

and what's your motive for believing in that? all you care about, like everyone else, is immortality in the sense that you get to live like this forever (or at least for as long as you want to). all these bullshit concepts are self-delusion. you dont give a shit about continuing to exist as "energy of the universe", or which ever ridiculous woodoo concept copers/scammers came up with

even the muslim idea of heaven where they get to fuck virgins is smarter and more intellectually honest than this

 

[tallnegga]

Shut up faggot. Just cause you stick anal beads in your ass and pretend you’re high IQ doesn’t mean you understand this world or reality or its inherent physical properties or the possibility for energy from this dimension being able to exist in a plane that is not known to us

 

[Ryan]

- being a doomer
- referencing orwell, nietzsche, schopenhauer, bukowski and huxley
- being short-tempered, obviously

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

A few of these apply to me

 

[Captain Albania]

Shut up faggot. Just cause you stick anal beads in your ass and pretend you’re high IQ doesn’t mean you understand this world or reality or its inherent physical properties or the possibility for energy from this dimension being able to exist in a plane that is not known to us

bold 1: nice projection
bold 2: notice i never said anything resembling that

let me guess ... 12?

p.s. if you had any introspective skill, you'd admit to yourself that you dont give a flying fuck about "different planes of existence", it's just your only hope that it's possible that your banal beastly existence will go on forever and that you won't die in a couple of decades

 

[tallnegga]

bold 1: nice projection
bold 3: notice i never said anything resembling that

let me guess ... 12?

No you def stick anal beads in your ass. Don’t lie to me

 

[try2beme]

Cringe

 

[Deleted member 27066]

i believe in eternal recurrence which is probably true..will post a proof for it when i get some free time

Tag me when you do It bhai

 

[Ryan]

oh god

and what's your motive for believing in that? all you care about, like everyone else, is immortality in the sense that you get to live like this forever (or at least for as long as you want to). all these bullshit concepts are self-delusion. you dont give a shit about continuing to exist as "energy of the universe", or which ever ridiculous woodoo concept copers/scammers came up with

even the muslim idea of heaven where they get to fuck virgins is smarter and more intellectually honest than this

i have philosophical and scientific reasons to believe it not that my will to live is causing me to lynch on to this concept.
mark my words cyclic universe model will be the mainstream model in coming years

 

[Kamui]

 

[anthony111553]

this is the lowest T post i've ever seen

 

[InnerVoid]

i got all of these

 

[anthony111553]

believing asians are high IQ isn't being a moron it's back up by statistics.

 

[Nick.Harte]

Read Everything and All of these shit applies to me

 

[Despicable]

- thinking every major event is a hoax
- thinking jews are any different than any other ethnic group
- thinking the earth is flat (this blows my mind, ngl)
- unironically analyzing holy scriptures and trying to find deeper meaning in them
- being an antivax retard
- shilling for ponzi schemes online instead of developing marketable skills
- failing to realize you only see others as npcs because you dont live in their heads
- studying economics
- loving traveling
- being a doomer
- being unable to evaluate people as individuals without ending up generalizing/being a slave of in-group bias
- thinking sports fans are stupid cucks, but visiting concerts whose only purpose is for the male singer to get worshiped by hordes of teenage girls
- referencing orwell, nietzsche, schopenhauer, bukowski and huxley
- hating on anime and marvel fans and thinking thats your genuine view, and not a result of indoctrination
- believing blacks are more or less equally capable as whites
- believing asians are incredibly high iq
- making indian jokes and thinking you are being based
- having sarcasm as peak of your sense of humor
- thinking being edgy, trolling or having a "twisted" sense of humor is anything but a cry for help and an indicator of your low social status/ugly face
- desperately trying to get to 10% bf to "ascend" when you are still ugly and invisible at 15%
- following youtubers
- thinking there is an inherent value/source of authority in math and hard science
- thinking low inhibition and interest in risky behavior is a virtue
- constantly talking about how the masses are stupid and shallow (it never includes anyone close to you, of course)
- thinking being an asshole will get you anywhere
- having a pet
- excessively using catch-phrases and swearing
- consciously trying to be special in the same generic ways as everyone else
- thinking being messy and unorganized is a genius trait
- being vocal about not caring about politics
- listening to rap and metal
- thinking you are too nice and people are abusing it
- being impressionable
- being too insecure to go with the mainstream opinion
- saying you dont care about what others think (ultra stupid)
- believing in any sort of afterlife
- mocking religious people to boost your ego
- boasting about being allergic to authority
- not understanding why is titanic in top 3 movies of all time
- feeling any empathy for the savages that were native americans
- liking horror movies
- doing things without planning
- eating with your mouth open
- being short-tempered, obviously

if you check more than 1, congratulations, you are a moron

Some of these just facts, such as Asians being the highest IQ. Not sure how that makes me a “moron.”

 

[apocalypse]

- being an antivax retard
- being a doomer
- believing blacks are more or less equally capable as whites
- thinking low inhibition and interest in risky behavior is a virtue
- thinking being an asshole will get you anywhere
- thinking you are too nice and people are abusing it
- not understanding why is titanic in top 3 movies of all time

 

[Trilogy]

if at least 3 of these apply to you, you are an idiot

- thinking every major event is a hoax - thinking jews are any different than any other ethnic group - thinking the earth is flat (this blows my mind, ngl) - unironically analyzing holy scriptures and trying to find deeper meaning in them - being an antivax retard - shilling for ponzi schemes...

looksmax.org

 

[Megas Alexandros]

guess what, this is one test you can't cheat on

 

[overtier1011]

Thinking that users here will read all that

 

[MaghrebGator]

 

[Captain Albania]

this is the lowest T post i've ever seen

39/44?