(OFFICIAL POLL) WHAT IS ACTUAL AVERAGE COLLEGE HEIGHT IN 2025

[CelestialEmpire]

Only for rich Western countries (US/UK/EU/Canada/Australia).

Include ethnics and poor people but NOT oldcels. Only college aged people. So the average demographic in college.

Personally I think average height globally is like 5'4, for western countries like 5'8, excluding oldcels like 5'10, excluding ethnics like 6'2, excluding poorcels like 6'4, excluding non-NT and antisocial rotters like 6'6 unironically.

DO NOT VOTE IF UR A MANLET AND ARE THIS MEME PLS, NO (MUH AVERAGE HEIGHT IS 7'6 CUZ IM "6'0" AND GO UP TO EVERYBODYS STOMACH)

 

[CelestialEmpire]

THIS IS INCLUDING ETHNICS AND POOR AND NON-NT UNPOPULAR KIDS IN COLLEGE, CUZ IF WE ONLY INCLUDED RICH WHITE OUTGOING POPULAR GUYS AVERAGE HEIGHT WOULD BE LIKE 6'10

 

[Deleted member 102846]

Schizo user tbh

 

[sigmamogger]

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[CelestialEmpire]

Schizo user tbh

how so, gtfo troll

 

[Deleted member 102846]

how so, gtfo troll

I am not a troll

 

[Nick.Harte]

A solid 6'1 for the average students, including the STEMcels.

Most athletes are around 6'4-6'7

 

[HostSamurai]

7'6

 

[brownmutt42]

He doesn’t put “effort” LMAO. He wakes up in the morning, eats cheap cereal and just rides to school on his bike.

Girls let him know that they want to get fucked by him.

They bump into him by accident.

Rub their ass on his hand in the elevator by accident.

Send ass, titpics, nudes by accident.

Sit on his lap in class uninitiated by accident.

Wear tight yoga pants and sit on his bike handles, so that he can stare at their ass on his way to school in the morning.

Enjoy being groped by him in the hallway.

Invite him for sleepovers after class.

Laugh at everything he says. Even if he’s calling her fat or being racist.

Whisper in class with their friends about sleeping with him tonight.

He has a good reputation by just existing. And it reaches other schools. So that girls from other side of the town can simp for him.

Of course he is NT, you would too. If you experienced this all the time while young LMAO.

He doesn’t do his assignments BTW, he lets his orbiters do that stuff for him.

 

[R@m@]

He doesn’t put “effort” LMAO. He wakes up in the morning, eats cheap cereal and just rides to school on his bike.

Girls let him know that they want to get fucked by him.

They bump into him by accident.

Rub their ass on his hand in the elevator by accident.

Send ass, titpics, nudes by accident.

Sit on his lap in class uninitiated by accident.

Wear tight yoga pants and sit on his bike handles, so that he can stare at their ass on his way to school in the morning.

Enjoy being groped by him in the hallway.

Invite him for sleepovers after class.

Laugh at everything he says. Even if he’s calling her fat or being racist.

Whisper in class with their friends about sleeping with him tonight.

He has a good reputation by just existing. And it reaches other schools. So that girls from other side of the town can simp for him.

Of course he is NT, you would too. If you experienced this all the time while young LMAO.

He doesn’t do his assignments BTW, he lets his orbiters do that stuff for him.

Stop copying my texts nigga

 

[brownmutt42]

Stop copying my texts nigga

It’s the truth, pal

 

[GreekGenes]

average height is 7'5'' why dont you look at some statistics pal

 

[BucketCrab]

This discourse is pointless because you are going to continuously move the goalpost

Even if Jesus Christ himself showed up at your door and proved to you without a shred of doubt that the average college-age male height is 5'9, you'd immediately retort with "but what about whites only" and then, "but what about WASPs only" and then "but what about WASP athletes only" and then "but what about WASP athlete slayers only" in an infinite cycle that only ends with something confirming your delusional belief that men below 6'10 are short and unfuckable and that it's over for them.

 

[Deleted member 102846]

He doesn’t put “effort” LMAO. He wakes up in the morning, eats cheap cereal and just rides to school on his bike.

Girls let him know that they want to get fucked by him.

They bump into him by accident.

Rub their ass on his hand in the elevator by accident.

Send ass, titpics, nudes by accident.

Sit on his lap in class uninitiated by accident.

Wear tight yoga pants and sit on his bike handles, so that he can stare at their ass on his way to school in the morning.

Enjoy being groped by him in the hallway.

Invite him for sleepovers after class.

Laugh at everything he says. Even if he’s calling her fat or being racist.

Whisper in class with their friends about sleeping with him tonight.

He has a good reputation by just existing. And it reaches other schools. So that girls from other side of the town can simp for him.

Of course he is NT, you would too. If you experienced this all the time while young LMAO.

He doesn’t do his assignments BTW, he lets his orbiters do that stuff for him.

It's a fantasy atp

 

[mangacel]

idk who tf is saying under 5'10, but i need a list of those country's ASAP

The netherlands is too brutal man

 

[CelestialEmpire]

A solid 6'1 for the average students, including the STEMcels.

Most athletes are around 6'4-6'7

6'1 is a bit high if u include ethnics and poors. agree on average athlete height but if u mean only rich white athletes its prob higher

 

[CelestialEmpire]

idk who tf is saying under 5'10, but i need a list of those country's ASAP

The netherlands is too brutal man

i visited to an ethnic filled college in a liberal shithole in jewmerica and average was unironically 5'6 17" bidelt hideous nerds

 

[Nick.Harte]

6'1 is a bit high if u include ethnics and poors. agree on average athlete height but if u mean only rich white athletes its prob higher

6'0.5 in some places

 

[mangacel]

i visited to an ethnic filled college in a liberal shithole in jewmerica and average was unironically 5'6 17" bidelt hideous nerds

I am starting to believe america is like 10x easier to date then in the netherlands man wtf

 

[CelestialEmpire]

This discourse is pointless because you are going to continuously move the goalpost

Even if Jesus Christ himself showed up at your door and proved to you without a shred of doubt that the average college-age male height is 5'9, you'd immediately retort with "but what about whites only" and then, "but what about WASPs only" and then "but what about WASP athletes only" and then "but what about WASP athlete slayers only" in an infinite cycle that only ends with something confirming your delusional belief that men below 6'10 are short and unfuckable and that it's over for them.

unironically though.
im not competing with average college normies.
im not competing with the ethnics with 0 SMV
im not competing with the poor people who are ugly and non NT
im not competing with the basement rotters who wear glasses and bowl cuts and watch anime

my competition is literally athletic rich NT popular social outgoing white guys who have had recieved positive feedback in every social situation their entire lives. thus this is the sample for "average height" when it comes to my competition. 6'10 unironically isnt far off

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[danilioqqq]

pls say WASP

 

[danilioqqq]

well I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

I am starting to believe america is like 10x easier to date then in the netherlands man wtf

 

[CelestialEmpire]

pls say WASP

gtfo troll

 

[danilioqqq]

gtfo troll

"average height" when it comes to my competition. 6'10 unironically isnt far off

 

[danilioqqq]

GUYS average HEIGHT of people Who are 6'10 IS around 6'10

 

[danilioqqq]

I still love you tho