Officially entering the oldcel club

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Some underaged foids in the supermarket asked if I can buy alcohol for them also didn't get asked for an ID by the cashier
 
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Welcome!
 
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Did you at least get their number?
 
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Shouldve said yes if u suck my chinese dicklet 1st
leslie chow hangover GIF
 
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They thought you're a middle aged Asian woman with short hair
 
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drinking age is 21 in cuckmerica so u wouldn’t be an oldcel there
 
Shouldve said come in the back I'll give you some of my alcohol 🥶🥶
 
welcome to the club of such a famers like forveregymcelling, 30 yo pajeet, gonthar, ropemaxx and oldrooster
 
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when u are 70 years old u can be like this guy

600x200
 
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welcome to the club of such a famers like forveregymcelling, 30 yo pajeet, gonthar, ropemaxx and oldrooster
I'm like only 20 tho, maybe you were right about minoxidil
 
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I get carded every time lol
 
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Same but I effectively looksmin myself by growing a homeless stubble, I think your bones give your age away.
 
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you are not even close to oldcel nor look it
 
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How old are you?
 
Why yes my mom is Thai, and my dad is white. How could you tell?
Can you go back to playing with your vibrator butt plug instead of shitting up my threads, Xang?
 
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They let me in bars without asking for ID
Some guy thought I was old enough to be owning a house by myself
Barber said I look way older than my age
Im 19
 
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