Officially got drafted today

NordicLeonhard

NordicLeonhard

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Now im really part of the matrix, But atleast i got assigned to mechanized infantry so i will get to drive a tank. If war comes i will most likely be cannon fodder tho

My stats were
9/9 strenght
7/9 endurance
7/9 Iq
Rest is boring shit
 
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what country
 
just evade it lol
 
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Blackpilled army solider man
 
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Good goy. :feelshmm:
 
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we’re getting drafted?
:3
I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH HEAVY ARTILLERY DRAFT ME!! I HAVE NO UNDERLYING MENTAL ILLNESSES!!!!
 
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Also my strenght levels were off the charts for my weightclass at 188cm 105kg:feelshah:
 
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Brutal. Draft pill. Now we die as cannon fodder.
 
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Blackpillers cant catch a break in their lives.
 
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Gl, maybe you'll find ingvar kruger in the army and die from the brootal mog
 
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just evade it lol
Imagine being so pussy you evade draft for a war that will never come. Russia would be crazy to attack NATO.
 
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nigga are you just fat bragging about strength
If im 300 watts of power above the highest grade for 105kg and got an 7 out of 9 for endurance without doing cardio am i really fat? No nigga
 
ur a top goy now
 
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Imagine being so pussy you evade draft for a war that will never come. Russia would be crazy to attack NATO.
imagine being a slave for the government
 
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Nah, it's Sweden. They'll be grilling sausages by the campfire and singing melodifestivalen songs. Ameritards are the ones who will die in Israel's wars.
Mirin Sweden then. Sounds pretty fun to be honest.
 
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Mirin Sweden then. Sounds pretty fun to be honest.
Yeah, it's just playing around. Nobody in Sweden, except some crazies think there is a actual possibility for war with Russia.
 
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Now im really part of the matrix, But atleast i got assigned to mechanized infantry so i will get to drive a tank. If war comes i will most likely be cannon fodder tho

My stats were
9/9 strenght
7/9 endurance
7/9 Iq
Rest is boring shit
serving yourlife for people who dont care about
 
serving yourlife for people who dont care about
Nigga im gonna get payed to drive around tanks and fire rpgs for a year while the rest of my gen will be neeting at home after finishing school:lul:
 
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Nigga im gonna get payed to drive around tanks and fire rpgs for a year while the rest of my gen will be neeting at home after finishing school:lul:
i think im a swede too then
 
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imagine being a slave for the government
I get that mindset if you got something better to do, but if your plan is to just shitpost and jack off to porn, might as well go. It's pretty fun actually.
 
Did you get drafted or just mandatory service?
Idk whats the difference but they send out too 100k people, 30k get to do the tests and 10k get selected to actually do service. and dependant on the tests you get different service
 
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I get that mindset if you got something better to do, but if your plan is to just shitpost and jack off to porn, might as well go. It's pretty fun actually.
what if i'm a pacifist?
and what if i think that jerking off to porn in better than doing slave labour for no money just because government said so?
 
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Idk whats the difference but they send out too 100k people, 30k get to do the tests and 10k get selected to actually do service. and dependant on the tests you get different service
And then what you're just forced into the military until you retire or die?
 
Nigga im gonna get payed to drive around tanks and fire rpgs for a year while the rest of my gen will be neeting at home after finishing school:lul:
K but what about accidentally triggering .org autism when ur holding a rpg and blowing ur self up accidentally?

Have u thought about this?
 
what if i'm a pacifist?
and what if i think that jerking off to porn in better than doing slave labour for no money just because government said so?
Im gonna get 10k after 10 months of service with all expenses paid during service and its gonna look good on my resume
 
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military is ultimate slavery and abuse I feel sorry for you
 
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And then what you're just forced into the military until you retire or die?
No you do it for 10 to 15 months then youre free
 
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what if i'm a pacifist?
and what if i think that jerking off to porn in better than doing slave labour for no money just because government said so?
You don't actually have to go to war even after you've done your military service. Just say you don't wanna, and they'll put you in jail for a couple months. But once you've been drafted, it's hard to get out of it, unless you fake some mental illness which leaves permanent record and blocks you from many opportunities.

I doubt pacifism stops you from shooting at a non-living target or carrying a gun that has no bullets in it.
 
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You don't actually have to go to war even after you've done your military service. Just say you don't wanna, and they'll put you in jail for a couple months. But once you've been drafted, it's hard to get out of it, unless you fake some mental illness which leaves permanent record and blocks you from many opportunities.

I doubt pacifism stops you from shooting at a non-living target or carrying a gun that has no bullets in it.
i'm evading it for years and still not in the jail. Although jail is much better than the military
 
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i'm evading it for years and still not in the jail. Although jail is much better than the military
Idk where you're from, but Swedish military is like medieval fair, you just play around. Nobody actually will even want to fight if there is a war.
 
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Has there been any close calls where you almost got in trouble?
no
Idk where you're from, but Swedish military is like medieval fair, you just play around. Nobody actually will even want to fight if there is a war.
well if it is medieval fair then it's not that bad, i like knights
(i'd still evade it though)
 
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I'll only join a draft if they offer me the position of General.
 
Now im really part of the matrix, But atleast i got assigned to mechanized infantry so i will get to drive a tank. If war comes i will most likely be cannon fodder tho

My stats were
9/9 strenght
7/9 endurance
7/9 Iq
Rest is boring shit
There are two paths military or femboy
 
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Don't worry buddy boyo, you're doing the right thing and defending your country and the women of your country. Good man:feelshmm:
 
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no

well if it is medieval fair then it's not that bad, i like knights
(i'd still evade it though)
I would hide off grid and build a cabin
 
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I am too high IQ to just be some NPC grunt.
I am confident I can win any war with 1/100th of the manpower.
It's all about having read and mastered the teachings of Sun Tzu.
 
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