officially renouncing my androidcel status (iphonemaxxed)

[Slayer]

just got back from the verizon store to bring home my brand new iphone 13 mini in starlight (i got the mini because it matches my dick size)

i can feel the oxytocin coursing through my veins as i type this as well as a strange compulsion to delete all my autistic video games, get a zoomer perm, and rush my campus' most popular fraternity

there is now no obstacle standing between me and ascension. see you on the other side faggots

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Cheers brother, I cracked my phone screen once but still felt good cause I was part of the Apple masterrace.

 

[Deleted member 16215]

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[Slayer]

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this must be how it felt to escape a leper colony in the middle ages

 

[Slayer]

Are you in a third world or Eastern European country? That’s the only people that go around flexing iPhones because us westerners already had iPhones since birth

no I am an autistic american retard who is slowly learning to reintegrate back into society

 

[Cali Yuga]

mossad is listening to you rn

 

[sytyl]

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in other words having an iphone is as important as being able to drive

 

[DwayneWhite55]

FUCKKKKK!! BRO

 

[Deleted member 11758]

iphone gang @looksmaxxer234

 

[Deleted member 16058]

so your dick is 5.2" long ?

 

[Mik]

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