Offtopic, help me win a goth becky’s heart

[Deleted member 18244]

This just happened as I was browsing the other shit thread I made today. Basically I work in retail and I was walking from my workplace to the one across the street (commercial alley in a big city, lots of posh little shops next to one another).

As I’m crossing the street, I cross eyes with the most beautiful mid tier becky haloed by her bleached hair and goth tattoos. She had a retail uniform too, so she must work nearby. I caught her glancing at me and we held contact for 2 seconds until I looked away like a bitch.

I forgot all about it but 10 minutes later she comes into the place where I work (my uniform is quite recognizable) and buys a small item while making basic smalltalk (how’s your day, etc.). I give her the shit for free. Completely lovestruck, I ask for her name, then don’t even listen to her response cause of the hormones in my blood. She asks for mine, says goodbye, and leaves.

Do I have a chance with her offtopic? Usually I don’t mind asking them out like an aspie, but since we both work in the same commercial area, so this pickup would have to be extremely safe and subtle, without me jeopardising my job.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Cut your wrist horizontally, not vertically. You don't wanna die

Dye your hair black

bleach skin

become anorexic

Get ready to slay emos like never before.

 

[Oberyn]

When you see her next time just ask if she wants to hang out sometime take her number that's it. It's not rocket science.

 

[Gonthar]

Find out where she works, then slip her a message...

 

[Deleted member 16530]

When you see her next time just ask if she wants to hang out sometime take her number that's it. It's not rocket science.

To these guys it is.Otherwise half the site wouldn’t be convinced they need to be gigachad to get a becky girlfriend

 

[the BULL]

Idk all the cold approaches i saw in the last month ended with "don't bother there Is tinder"

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Cut your wrist horizontally, not vertically. You don't wanna die

Dye your hair black

bleach skin

become anorexic

Get ready to slay emos like never before.

I’m already sadboymaxxed. Bitches take one look at me and see the inner pain. I just need a safe way to meet her again to chat and gauge interest

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Idk all the cold approaches i saw in the last month ended with "don't bother there Is tinder"

I’m dead in the water on tinder tho. I need an emo foid like this one

 

[Deleted member 18244]

When you see her next time just ask if she wants to hang out sometime take her number that's it. It's not rocket science.

I know its usually like that. But we work in the same commercial area, i dont want rumours spreading I asked her out until I’m sure she wants me

 

[Deleted member 18244]

To these guys it is.Otherwise half the site wouldn’t be convinced they need to be gigachad to get a becky girlfriend

I know its usually like that. But we work in the same commercial area, i dont want rumours spreading I asked her out until I’m sure she wants me

 

[Oberyn]

I know its usually like that. But we work in the same commercial area, i dont want rumours spreading I asked her out until I’m sure she wants me

Stop caring what other people think. I know it's easy to say but that's what NT people do. Shoot your shot asap or you will lose her.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Stop caring what other people think. I know it's easy to say but that's what NT people do. Shoot your shot asap or you will lose her.

I don’t care what they think, I just don’t wanna be fired for asking out someone I met through work

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@Xangsane will she push for commitment even if i’m not chad??

 

[the BULL]

I’m dead in the water on tinder tho. I need an emo foid like this one

it's brutal. girls think : if i want to fuck, i can get a top tier male right now. unless you have a special personality it's impossible to catch their heart at this point

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@FailedNormieManlet white whore is gonna betray me I assume?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

it's brutal. girls think : if i want to fuck, i can get a top tier male right now. unless you have a special personality it's impossible to catch their heart at this point

I just wanna be loved

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@FAKEDRIP help a brotha with a prayer?

 

[Oberyn]

I don’t care what they think, I just don’t wanna be fired for asking out someone I met through work

No one gonna fire you just because you asked a girl out. Do you live in Afghanistan?

 

[Tony]

it's brutal. girls think : if i want to fuck, i can get a top tier male right now. unless you have a special personality it's impossible to catch their heart at this point

tfw op is getting educated by the bull

 

[Deleted member 15674]

@FailedNormieManlet white whore is gonna betray me I assume?

Fuck white women!!!!!!!!

But in all seriousness, we weren't there, only you were. Was her body language receptive? Next time you can make a bit more talk to her, ask her about something like her tattoos, then start sharing shit about yourself. Can try to touch her tattoos too, see how she reacts.

 

[Deleted member 16530]

I know its usually like that. But we work in the same commercial area, i dont want rumours spreading I asked her out until I’m sure she wants me

The thing is you don’t have to just straight up say it.

You don’t ever flirt?Just start contact her talking about random shit and start flirting lightly and if she responds in the same tone and you keep at it

You’ll probably understand from her responses if she is into you and you’ll know if you have an opening or not

@Oberyn

 

[Oberyn]

The thing is you don’t have to just straight up say it.

You don’t ever flirt?Just start contact her talking about random shit and start flirting lightly and if she responds in the same tone and you keep at it

You’ll probably understand from her responses if she is into you and you’ll know if you have an opening or not

@Oberyn

This guy fucks.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

No one gonna fire you just because you asked a girl out. Do you live in Afghanistan?

Something like that. Uk

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Fuck white women!!!!!!!!

But in all seriousness, we weren't there, only you were. Was her body language receptive? Next time you can make a bit more talk to her, ask her about something like her tattoos, then start sharing shit about yourself. Can try to touch her tattoos too, see how she reacts.

I’m not sure. The only indicator I got is that she came in where I work like 2 mins after we saw each other and asked about my day, which could just mean she’s friendly. Deffos gonna try to talk to her and act NT next time

 

[Deleted member 15674]

I’m not sure. The only indicator I got is that she came in where I work like 2 mins after we saw each other and asked about my day, which could just mean she’s friendly. Deffos gonna try to talk to her and act NT next time

I think that's a really good sign tbh. Most people IME don't really ask about day unless they are somewhat interested. Could be her being polite though. Real way to see is see how she reacts to touch

 

[Deleted member 18244]

The thing is you don’t have to just straight up say it.

You don’t ever flirt?Just start contact her talking about random shit and start flirting lightly and if she responds in the same tone and you keep at it

You’ll probably understand from her responses if she is into you and you’ll know if you have an opening or not

@Oberyn

Fair enough. So do you and @Oberyn think I should walk past her place of work and buy something small? Tbf she told me where she is but I was too aspie to remember any of it. Should I wait for her to come again and seek her out?

I usually can flirt kinda but i’m less aspie if the foid approaches me and it’s a no-risk situation.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I think that's a really good sign tbh. Most people IME don't really ask about day unless they are somewhat interested. Could be her being polite though. Real way to see is see how she reacts to touch

Could she have been acting interested just to get free shit?

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Could she have been acting interested just to get free shit?

Deffo, bad move on your part for giving free shit. Girls can sniff that sort of behaviour out and it makes you look like a simp. You don't want girls to know they have control over you, ruins the chase for them imo

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Deffo, bad move on your part for giving free shit. Girls can sniff that sort of behaviour out and it makes you look like a simp. You don't want girls to know they have control over you, ruins the chase for them imo

That’s probably it. The sad thing is we give free shit to everyone in the area that works here anyway so she didn’t need to act JFL

 

[Deleted member 16530]

Fair enough. So do you and @Oberyn think I should walk past her place of work and buy something small? Tbf she told me where she is but I was too aspie to remember any of it. Should I wait for her to come again and seek her out?

I usually can flirt kinda but i’m less aspie if the foid approaches me and it’s a no-risk situation.

Yeah just make a scenario where you casually start chatting her.Then you can get number etc if there is positive feedback

 

[Deleted member 15674]

That’s probably it. The sad thing is we give free shit to everyone in the area that works here anyway so she didn’t need to act JFL

Oh right, maybe bro. Touch test never lies

 

[Oberyn]

Fair enough. So do you and @Oberyn think I should walk past her place of work and buy something small? Tbf she told me where she is but I was too aspie to remember any of it. Should I wait for her to come again and seek her out?

I usually can flirt kinda but i’m less aspie if the foid approaches me and it’s a no-risk situation.

Not necessarily I am pretty sure you will see her again but there is nothing wrong with going to her workplace.

 

[Hueless]

Cut your wrist horizontally, not vertically. You don't wanna die

Dye your hair black

bleach skin

become anorexic

Get ready to slay emos like never before.

"Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results"

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Yeah just make a scenario where you casually start chatting her.Then you can get number etc if there is positive feedback

Not necessarily I am pretty sure you will see her again but there is nothing wrong with going to her workplace.

Wouldnt I be seen as really creepy if i randomly show up where she works while being sub-chad?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Oh right, maybe bro. Touch test never lies

True or maybe i’ll go where she works and see if she’ll give me free shit

 

[Deleted member 16530]

Wouldnt I be seen as really creepy if i randomly show up where she works while being sub-chad?

No unless you make it weird

Just act casual about it.So many guys who are not “chad” just make their moves and move on

No need to think you must be henry cavill to not seem creepy

 

[Deleted member 18244]

No unless you make it weird

Just act casual about it.So many guys who are not “chad” just make their moves and move on

No need to think you must be henry cavill to not seem creepy

Thanks, i’ll give it a shot and And just act like i’m there for whatever she’s selling jfl. Need to see where that is first

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Forgot to mention when she spoke to me, I answered in a really low T startled voice. I havent fucked in a year ngl

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@Anchor_Ship @luljankybo @Looksmax Refugee @Kozner @zv1212
Tagging the rest of the akatsuki moggers


@aBetterMii you fuck emo bitches all the time. Repay your debt to society

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Idk bro I’m bitchless atm I lost all my hoes and gfs

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

This just happened as I was browsing the other shit thread I made today. Basically I work in retail and I was walking from my workplace to the one across the street (commercial alley in a big city, lots of posh little shops next to one another).

As I’m crossing the street, I cross eyes with the most beautiful mid tier becky haloed by her bleached hair and goth tattoos. She had a retail uniform too, so she must work nearby. I caught her glancing at me and we held contact for 2 seconds until I looked away like a bitch.

I forgot all about it but 10 minutes later she comes into the place where I work (my uniform is quite recognizable) and buys a small item while making basic smalltalk (how’s your day, etc.). I give her the shit for free. Completely lovestruck, I ask for her name, then don’t even listen to her response cause of the hormones in my blood. She asks for mine, says goodbye, and leaves.

Do I have a chance with her offtopic? Usually I don’t mind asking them out like an aspie, but since we both work in the same commercial area, so this pickup would have to be extremely safe and subtle, without me jeopardising my job.

I have no advice other than gl lmfao I’m out of my comfort zone here tbh

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I have no advice other than gl lmfao I’m out of my comfort zone here tbh

Typical slayers, they dont even know how they do it

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Idk bro I’m bitchless atm I lost all my hoes and gfs

Larper you killed your gf

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

To these guys it is.Otherwise half the site wouldn’t be convinced they need to be gigachad to get a becky girlfriend

Most girls you ask for this day “yes” but then flake so it is very much rocket science

 

[exeight]

just lick her pussy next time.. when she is wet then she is interested

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Typical slayers, they dont even know how they do it

I’m incel

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Ask if shed like to get something to eat after your shift and if she says yes ask for her number. Unless she works around there you arent seeing her again tho if you do take it as her going out of her way to see you again and fkn go for it. Prob missed ur chance tho for being a sperg. and next time never break the eye contact first nigga, it eminates beta energy

 

[aBetterMii]

Def gotta try and balance ordinary talk with flirting, and dont act too nice, gotta be playful and tease, especially with these emo bitches. Shit like "nice tattoos dork" or sumn like that. And ask for her number at the next conversation. Go to concerts so you can have that to talk about like "yeah im going to ______ have you hesrd of then?" Or sumn to make you sound like you have a life. This might work idek

 

[Britmaxxer]

if you need to ask for help its already over

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Wow so many responses my oneitis threads always get zero’d

On a serious note just ask her out, girls already know from sec 1 if they’d fuck u