Oh fuck bro this 100 mg melatonin I took is starting to hit

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I don’t think this was a good idea
Dreams are gonna go crazy tho
 
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I feel like I can’t get up
 
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You'll wake up tomorrow with smaller genitals. Melatonin shrinks your junk if you take too much too long; sometimes before that.

One of the worst choices for a sleep aid. Xanax, GABA, Niacinamide, Benadryl, even some booze is probably better in the long run...
 
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You'll wake up tomorrow with smaller genitals. Melatonin shrinks your junk if you take too much too long; sometimes before that.

One of the worst choices for a sleep aid. Xanax, GABA, Niacinamide, Benadryl, even some booze is probably better in the long run...
Can I see a study sir, thank you.
 
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Why would you take 100 mg of melatonin?
 
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Can I see a study sir, thank you.






Melatonin is associated with light deprivation, thus darkness. It's not so much a sleep aid as a cyclic stress hormone attenuated by lack of light and its associated feedback in the brain's sleep cycle. So yeah, you can use it to "sleep" but it's obviously not the best of choices.....
 
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Are you geeked?
 
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Nvm just looked it up it’s false
“According to current research, melatonin does not appear to directly "shrink the balls" (testicles), and in fact, some studies suggest it may even have a protective effect on testicular tissue, potentially even increasing testicular volume in certain situations”
 
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Why would you take 100 mg of melatonin?
Dreams go fucking crazy, I literally have lived entire lives on melatonin dreams, not kidding.
 
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@TalesFromTheSlums nvm actually it’s kind of true I just looked at a study but I would have to take 500-1000 mg every night for it to happen, not too far off tho so :feelskek:.
 
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My balls are gonna disappear FUCK
 
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My balls are gonna disappear FUCK

Trust I've used it before & I know what you mean about how it "helps" you sleep, etc. I did it for a while...

When I found it wasn't ideal over time, and started looking in to it ... I just said fuck no & moved to other shit.
 
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Trust I've used it before & I know what you mean about how it "helps" you sleep, etc. I did it for a while...

When I found it wasn't ideal over time, and started looking in to it ... I just said fuck no & moved to other shit.
Also I saw you mentioned Benadryl, is that really good cause you can get shadow people show up in your room if you take to much, also what about magnesium or l Theanine?
 
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rip testies
 
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rip testies
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My balls rn
 
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How it feels when @TalesFromTheSlums helps you
 
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Beta why you need melatonin to go to sleep pussy just sleep
 
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Melatonin is associated with light deprivation, thus darkness. It's not so much a sleep aid as a cyclic stress hormone attenuated by lack of light and its associated feedback in the brain's sleep cycle. So yeah, you can use it to "sleep" but it's obviously not the best of choices.....
No human studies plus melatonin has antioxidant properties. That being said OP should take pregabalin, I will shill this drug everywhere please pay me Pfizer
 
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Jfl at this nigger thinking melatonin is only for falling asleep
 
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No human studies plus melatonin has antioxidant properties. That being said OP should take pregabalin, I will shill this drug everywhere please pay me Pfizer
Pregab? The low inhib drug :ogre:.
 
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Melatonin is associated with light deprivation, thus darkness. It's not so much a sleep aid as a cyclic stress hormone attenuated by lack of light and its associated feedback in the brain's sleep cycle. So yeah, you can use it to "sleep" but it's obviously not the best of choices.....
Bro’s source is NBC
 
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You use it to get high that’s some 3rd world shit nigga
I’m not high, I use it cause I like having very vivid lucid dreams, and collagen benefits aswell.
 
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I’m not high, I use it cause I like having very vivid lucid dreams, and collagen benefits aswell.
Why do you need vivid lucid dreams, hmm I think I know that answer
 
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Pregab? The low inhib drug :ogre:.
Pregab + melatonin dreams go crazy I swear I am astral projecting into alternate realities with that combo
 
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Why do you need vivid lucid dreams, hmm I think I know that answer
I don’t, I said I like having them when I sleep and melatonin has other benefits besides that like collagen and anti ageing.
 
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Pregab + melatonin dreams go crazy I swear I am astral projecting into alternate realities with that combo
Nah bro...
Gimme some o' that, JJ and Slaya'
 
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I don’t, I said I like having them when I sleep and melatonin has other benefits besides that like collagen and anti ageing.
Are you gonna become bryan johnson now
 
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Are you gonna become bryan johnson now
Nah that nigga takes like 10 grams of melatonin or someshit, nigger megadoses everything.
 
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Nah that nigga takes like 10 grams of melatonin or someshit, nigger megadoses everything.
200 pills just so I don’t fucking die jajaja
 
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Fumaremos, préndete un verde :feelsokman:
 
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Niggas teach me what to say then instead of making fun of me faggot
 
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What should I say then bro I Barley speak Spanish anymore
Bro, like, why are you laughing in Spanish? Nigga trying to mock us :feelshaha:
 
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