Oh god not the new couch!

[BearBoy]

As some of you might remember my grandma forced me to throw out my old couch because she saw worms coming out of it and now my new couch also has worms coming out of it.. How do I hide the worms? No matter how many of them I eat or throw out they just come back somehow.

I don’t want my new couch gone now that would traumatize me forever.

 

[New Poster]

Wtf

 

[BearBoy]

Wtf

Yeah I know it’s so over if it happens again I don’t know how I will heal from the damage

So many memories of my old couch of me playing with my penis for hours and many other things now the same memories with the new one man

 

[Maleficent]

Have you considered that the worms are coming out of your AIDS-ridden asshole?

 

[BearBoy]

Have you considered that the worms are coming out of your AIDS-ridden asshole?

Maybe it’s because of your whore mother that I raped and killed and put under my fucking couch to rot and feed my insects with

 

[Gengar]

Maybe it’s because of your whore mother that I raped and killed and put under my fucking couch to rot and feed my insects with

Most friendly .org post.

 

[Maleficent]

Why do you live with your grandma? Let me guess, your parents abused you like the little unwanted fetus you are.

It’s totally not obvious from your ‘lone wolf’ posting.

 

[BearBoy]

Why do you live with your grandma? Let me guess, your parents abused you like the little unwanted fetus you are.

It’s totally not obvious from your ‘lone wolf’ posting.

My parents died in a car crash like a bunch of retards when I was 8.

And I would blow your wannabe tough guy brains out aswell and blow your cuck fucking faggot family into little pieces if you send me your addy

 

[Maleficent]

My parents died in a car crash like a bunch of retards when I was 8.

And I would blow your wannabe tough guy brains out aswell and blow your cuck fucking faggot family into little pieces if you send me your addy

Yeah, makes sense. Lack of love turned your little brain into a bubbling vat of serotonin and cortisol. You’re pretty much ruined now. GG

 

[BearBoy]

Yeah, makes sense. Lack of love turned your little brain into a bubbling vat of serotonin and cortisol. You’re pretty much ruined now. GG

Let me guess you grew up eating Nutella and your mommy telling you bedtime stories just like the average kid out there not surprised or else you would be man enough to send me your addy and fight me faggot. You are a bitch.

 

[Maleficent]

Being brutalised from a young age doesn’t make you more of a man, it just makes you a more stressed organism with a shorter life span and a damaged, off-putting aura

 

[BearBoy]

Being brutalised from a young age doesn’t make you more of a man, it just makes you a more stressed organism with a shorter life span and a damaged, off-putting aura

That’s why badboys die sooner while cucks like you die really old not being able to clean your own ass shitting in your diapers while some fat fuck touches your asshole and cleans it for you.

That’s your reality son of a bitch

 

[NFA PB]

I fucked your grandma in the new and old couch faggot

 

[Maleficent]

‘Bad boys’ die sooner because they take more risks. This isn’t necessarily the same as being brutalised. Most likely you’re just a nice little kid that experienced a lot of trauma and it made you into the abused dog you are today

 

[BearBoy]

‘Bad boys’ die sooner because they take more risks. This isn’t necessarily the same as being brutalised. Most likely you’re just a nice little kid that experienced a lot of trauma and it made you into the abused dog you are today

Blah blah shut your faggot mouth up I would abuse you in real life and this is why you are all scared to meet up with me. You know that’s what I would do to you maybe you are already experienced with those kinds of things so you know the danger.

 

[BearBoy]

I fucked your grandma in the new and old couch faggot

My grandma’s clit is bigger than your micropenis faggot she would stab you in your throat and shit on your ugly faggot face if you tried to touch her

 

[NFA PB]

My grandma’s clit is bigger than your micropenis faggot she would stab you in your throat and shit on your ugly faggot face if you tried to touch her

Nigga I raped her while she passed out from coke, couldn’t fight back(in plants vs zombies II)

 

[BearBoy]

Nigga I raped her while she passed out from coke, couldn’t fight back(in plants vs zombies II)

She has a high tolerance to that shit if you want I’ll let you really meet up with her you wanna say these things infront of her face?

 

[NFA PB]

She has a high tolerance to that shit if you want I’ll let you really meet up with her you wanna say these things infront of her face?

Not after I raped her

 

[BearBoy]

Not after I raped her

The only hole your dick has ever seen is your own mouth who are you trying to fool?

 

[NFA PB]

The only hole your dick has ever seen is your own mouth who are you trying to fool?

Two now with your grandma nigger

 

[BearBoy]

Two now with your grandma nigger

I told you if you tried touching her she would stab your eyes out and suplex your ass to the ground after that take a huge stinky liquidy albino shit all over your nigger face

 

[NFA PB]

I told you if you tried touching her she would stab your eyes out and suplex your ass to the ground after that take a huge stinky liquidy albino shit all over your nigger face

Dnr fag

 

[BearBoy]

Dnr fag

Suck my 8 inch stinky fat cock you nigger

 

[NFA PB]

Suck my 8 inch stinky fat cock you nigger

Keep barking for me dog