Ok so now you got approached by someone who is pretty and wanna smash you but her name is same as your mum

[Dr. Mog]

Now what?

(Just curious, some shower thoughts)

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Makes no difference, legit OCD if that crashes in your brain.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Don't care

 

[the BULL]

Legit never seen / Heard Someone called like my mum even After scrolling thousands and thousands of tinder profile

 

[Gonthar]

Legit never seen / Heard Someone called like my mum even After scrolling thousands and thousands of tinder profile

And what's your mum's name?

 

[Dr. Mog]

Makes no difference, legit OCD if that crashes in your brain.

You really gonna let a woman come near to your room smelling like the new fresh dinner lit candles while a NBA YB playing on the back, dimmed lights and then you gonna unzip your pants and take that dick out, wear that strawberry flavoured condom cause you think she liked it cause her dad got a strawberry farm at home and then you fuck that bitch while chanting your mum’s name like

“Oh mom! Oh mom! You are so freaking hot mom!! Suck me even harder mom please!! You nasty bitch”

 

[HarrierDuBois]

You really gonna let a woman come near to your room smelling like the new fresh dinner lit candles while a NBA YB playing on the back, dimmed lights and then you gonna unzip your pants and take that dick out, wear that strawberry flavoured condom cause you think she liked it cause her dad got a strawberry farm at home and then you fuck that bitch while chanting your mum’s name like

“Oh mom! Oh mom! You are so freaking hot mom!! Suck me even harder mom please!! You nasty bitch”

That last part is all on you, you can just fuck without saying all that shit. Also it's not weird since you refer to your mom as mom not as her name. Guys romanticising "mommy" on tiktok are weirder.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Legit never seen / Heard Someone called like my mum even After scrolling thousands and thousands of tinder profile

More proof of your curry ancestory

Makes no difference, legit OCD if that crashes in your brain.

You on some sicko shit nigga damn

 

[HarrierDuBois]

You on some sicko shit nigga damn

Think about it logically. Your moms name to you is "mom", not her name.