Old ladies are so easy

[saint]

At first they’re turned off cause their brain is still on wholesome granny mode. So I back off a bit and act young and coy. I don’t check them out or anything after cause I know they’re on high alert. They’ll keep eyeing me, keeping me on check. Then.. eventually.. they want that young horny attention again. Always staring, they might even flirt a bit, taking their hair down in front of me, posing like they’re 40 years younger. So I give in. Just a smirk, maybe some eye flirting. Eventually, they get handsy or real provocative. I try to remain “professional” since we’re only coworkers or inlaws

Most of the time it never leads anywhere but its so hot I have to start thinking about dead babies and dog shit to hold back my boners

 

[gr34ter]

I have to start thinking about dead babies and dog shit to hold back my boners

 

[LancasteR]

Hagmaxxing à la @Juste