OLDCEL MEGATHREAD (21+ ONLY)

[Slayer]

Good evening gentlemen.

Come take a seat and have yourself a drink.

While the young rabble of the forum are wasting their precious Friday night discussing their trivial 'tik toks' and 'instagrams', we'll be using this thread to talk about more mature subjects like careers, wealth, joint pain, norwooding, etc.

Stay as long as you like brothers.

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[Deleted member 2214]

Do the stanky leg - Soulja Boy

 

[Deleted member 9048]

No vinnie fags allowed here

 

[Deleted member 4991]

Being on this forum in general is a waste of time, hence we are all wasting time

 

[sytyl]

turned 25 recently

 

[Zyros]

Wait, 21 is oldcel now?

 

[Jamal2222]

Wait, 21 is oldcel now?

Im 17 I’m also an oldcel indeed

 

[Deleted member 5634]

Anyone remembers when this nigg Nelly was texting a bitch tru Excel?

 

[rockndogs]

The brighter side is: the older you are, the closer to death you are

 

[Deleted member 3073]

How old are you, @Slayer?

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Remember when you could knock out a woman with a beer bottle and “rape” her in the alleyway?

 

[JizzFarmer]

 

[sytyl]

 

[Deleted member 6723]

im 13 lol (14 in 8 days)

 

[shaugstir]

sup old cels how doin tonight?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

@BigBiceps dad are you here

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

If you would have told me 10 years ago I would be posting about mewing and maxillary recession and mandibular osteotomies and looking at male models on a forum with maybe 50 active users. I would have thought you were a nutjob

 

[Deleted member 8165]

over if you are 21+

 

[Deleted member 8165]

over if you are 21+

@cocainecowboy why the ugh react???

 

[lutte]

over if you are 21+

aren't you like 27

 

[Deleted member 8165]

aren't you like 27

im 23 so its over

 

[lutte]

im 23 so its over

im jk btw i knew you were 22-24 smth

 

[WannaBeA6]

welp, there's nothing to say, we have to work with what you got, we're all victims

 

[sytyl]

@sytyl why you give wtf? react

you're like 19 aren't you?

 

[sytyl]

I’m 22 almost 23 nigga. I’ve literally said this before in PM.

I see, in 2 years you might have early onset of alzheimers like me then

 

[Gargantuan]

oldcels.me

 

[Deleted member 756]

I qualify