omg if i lived alone... i'd have ascended sooo much by now.

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i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
 
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i'm gonna strangle both my parents and feast on their bones
 
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i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
sounds like excuses
 
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i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
so real im glad I can pin deox acid into my face in my dorm room without having to worry about anyone
 
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how much money do you make and why cant you spend it?
i have more than 6k in bank without working and my parents can pay for literally anything i ask for usually.
i can't spend it cause this money is secured by my own parents and only they can spend it for me for safety concerns.

sounds like excuses
lmao, for what?! the last thing i'm making up is excuses. i'm more dedicated than 90% of the people on here.
 
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i have more than 6k in bank without working and my parents can pay for literally anything i ask for usually.
i can't spend it cause this money is secured by my own parents and only they can spend it for me for safety concerns.


lmao, for what?! the last thing i'm making up is excuses. i'm more dedicated than 90% of the people on here.
you can do all those things while living with your parents, excuses
 
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you can do all those things while living with your parents, excuses
you do not realize how much i've gone through just to be able to talk to my parents about this without them ignoring me, i've lost all that was left of love and relation with them out of anger. all that to be stuck in that same shitthole i started in.
 
i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
Nigga

You'd be cooking your own food (fail)
setting your own sleep schedule (fail)
controlling your forum browsing and video game habits (failo)

No one to set a comfy mood for you at home when you bring people over. They'll disrespect you since your parents aren't there and they don't respect people their age
 
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You'd be cooking your own food (fail)
setting your own sleep schedule (fail)
controlling your forum browsing and video game habits (failo)
oh yea thanks haha, i never thought about that!!

as if i didn’t go through multiple years of psychology just to get my mom to let me eat meat,
as if i don’t sleep at all out of free will due to my low iq and the french system,
as if i didn’t cut my forum use from 13h/day to barely 30 minutes active on school days,
as if i didn’t stop playing siege and every other stress inducing video game months ago...

you really think i'm this dumb man, i have tried EVERYYYYYTHINGGG you could think of.
 
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oh yea thanks haha, i never thought about that!!

as if i didn’t go through multiple years of psychology just to get my mom to let me eat meat,
as if i don’t sleep at all out of free will due to my low iq and the french system,
as if i didn’t cut my forum use from 13h/day to barely 30 minutes active on school days,
as if i didn’t stop playing siege and every other stress inducing video game months ago...

you really think i'm this dumb man, i have tried EVERYYYYYTHINGGG you could think of.
13 h/dday hot damn

nicolas cage GIF


You do you, my lad, seems to be working
 
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you do not realize how much i've gone through just to be able to talk to my parents about this without them ignoring me, i've lost all that was left of love and relation with them out of anger. all that to be stuck in that same shitthole i started in.
hide it from them (about the roiding and softmaxxing if it includes pharmas)
and i don’t think they’re stopping you from going shopping and staying in the sun
 
i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
lmfao ur in the same situation as me
cant have shit in this house
 
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If I lived alone I would kill myself
 
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They'll disrespect you since your parents aren't there and they don't respect people their age
either u got really bad friends or u gotta set more boundaries
 
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hide it from them (about the roiding and softmaxxing if it includes pharmas)
can't hide what you can't buy secretly (no don't give me normie advice "muh work a job" "muh ask a friend")

and i don’t think they’re stopping you from going shopping
they are

staying in the sun
they are the cause for my subhuman looks, i don't feel good going outside
anyways the sun isn't very present in my area so i'd have to travel
 
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either u got really bad friends or u gotta set more boundaries
I'm old af nibba

Just trying to get into the headspace of someone living dependently and empathize with em
 
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can't hide what you can't buy secretly (no don't give me normie advice "muh work a job" "muh ask a friend")


they are


they are the cause for my subhuman looks, i don't feel good going outside
anyways the sun isn't very present in my area so i'd have to travel
what would change about your “subhuman looks” if you had your own place
go work a job isn’t normie advice, it’s reality
even if you don’t wanna work a job you can make money online
“muh muh i wanna be spoon fed and not have to work but i still wanna buy roids”
child
 
real, when i move out im gonna have a crazy ascension
 
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i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth


but instead i can't spend my own money

i'm on no roids at all
i barely eat meat, sometimes 1/2 days
i stay at home all day
i can't softmaxx
i can't buy clothes
Lowkey fax tbh
 
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what would change about your “subhuman looks” if you had your own place
read the thread again:
i'd currently be on an insane roid cycle
i'd be eating meat every single day
i'd be staying out in the sun all day every day
i'd have my full softmaxxing plan in aciton
i'd be wearing the tuffest fit on earth

go work a job isn’t normie advice, it’s reality
“muh muh i wanna be spoon fed and not have to work but i still wanna buy roids”
actual iqlet, it's normie advice because of course i already tried this shit and it doesn't work out.
even then, i have the money to buy roids without working at all, it's all about the online payment.
 
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actual iqlet, it's normie advice because of course i already tried this shit and it doesn't work out.
even then, i have the money to buy roids without working at all, it's all about the online payment.
“iqlet” proceeds to say he can’t buy shit online cause his money is monitored like crypto doesn’t exist, jfl at this nigga
i read the thread again, nothing changed
if you mean i’ll looksmax first and the last thing i’ll do is go outside cause i’ll look better you should edit the thread, retard
 
“iqlet” proceeds to say he can’t buy shit online cause his money is monitored like crypto doesn’t exist, jfl at this nigga
so what? what do i do after my parents claim any kind of money, real or digital?
"hey can i use my shit on crypto please?!" :lul:

i read the thread again, nothing changed
"what would change about your “subhuman looks” if you had your own place" just lol at this...
anyone above double digit iq could make the link between roids/diet/lifestyle and your looks improving overtime.

if you mean i’ll looksmax first and the last thing i’ll do is go outside cause i’ll look better you should edit the thread, retard
i stay at home cause i have to keep researching ways to convince them to let me pin
 
so what? what do i do after my parents claim any kind of money, real or digital?
"hey can i use my shit on crypto please?!" :lul:


"what would change about your “subhuman looks” if you had your own place" just lol at this...
anyone above double digit iq could make the link between roids/diet/lifestyle and your looks improving overtime.


i stay at home cause i have to keep researching ways to convince them to let me pin
they can’t monitor your crypto you fucking retard, and transactions are anonymous, you can buy whatever you want
also still replied after i clearly pointed out what he meant
are you retarded by any chance? “i have to keep researching ways to convince to let me pin” do it in secret after you buy the roids with crypto
brutal iqpill
 
they can’t monitor your crypto you fucking retard, and transactions are anonymous, you can buy whatever you want
where do i spawn crypto from? free crypto online 2025?
 

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