On the Noble Art of Gooning: A Treatise on Uninterrupted Focus

[Nodesbitch]

let us speak of Gooning not in the vulgar lexicon of the masses, but in its true, elevated form: the state of singular consciousness wherein one becomes utterly absorbed in a moment, free from worldly perturbations, to Goon is to devote the mind wholly to one stimulus, be it a thought, a task, or a quiet pulse of curiosity, until all extraneous noise dissolves, in this rapturous immersion, ego loosens its grip, and the individual dissolves into pure attention, some meditate upon mountains, others chase revelation in libraries; the Gooner simply stares into the essence of experience until the boundaries between observer and observed blur into transcendental goo, is this absurd? perhaps. yet many ideas dismissed as absurd have led humankind to enlightenment,

Thus, I declare:
In the age of fractured attention, Gooning is not foolishness, it is rebellion.

also, to celebrate my new rank as #1 Gooner on the forum:

@BigBallsLarry

 

[BigBallsLarry]

#1 gooner?? whats your score per hour lil bro

 

[Nodesbitch]

#1 gooner?? whats your score per hour lil bro

like 13?
I'm also getting older so I'm not keeping up with my goon-game

 

[chadVSvirgin]

Jerkmate national champion

 

[ILikeNihari123]