Lygodactylus
Wizard
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Once I've ascended, all men shall I mog.
The females shall squirm, and, their holes shall I clog.
You know what I mean, when I say I shall slay.
Once the day has arrived-foids shall be there to stay.
Pumping and dumping, all day and all night.
For there is no true equivalent, to this glorious delight.
All the chads and tyrones, all the stacies and their exes.
Will chase after me,-their saviour! of all races and all sexes.
A mogger is nothing, compared to an ogre,
What mogs the average male, and woos the beholder.
The females shall squirm, and, their holes shall I clog.
You know what I mean, when I say I shall slay.
Once the day has arrived-foids shall be there to stay.
Pumping and dumping, all day and all night.
For there is no true equivalent, to this glorious delight.
All the chads and tyrones, all the stacies and their exes.
Will chase after me,-their saviour! of all races and all sexes.
A mogger is nothing, compared to an ogre,
What mogs the average male, and woos the beholder.
