One of my testicles is in pain

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Were you cuddling with a girl or smth because it could be a sign of blue balls
 
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go to a doctor
 
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my left testicle is higher than my right one
 
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My left ball hurts when i take a walk with my left leg and if i lay down the wrong way it'll hurt too

also the tip of my penis hole is dark red for some reason
 
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Google says I got tubes tied and I have 6 hours before I lose my testicle

It really hurts I'm inclined to believe Google

My friend said he just thugged it out when it happened to him

Testicular torsion

What to do rotters :dafuckfeels:
My friend had torsion
He had to get it fixed ASAP with the doctor

If you do go A and E
But knowing you this is larp isn't it?

my left testicle is higher than my right one
Same, it's normal

My left ball hurts when i take a walk with my left leg and if i lay down the wrong way it'll hurt too

also the tip of my penis hole is dark red for some reason
Might have muscle pain or some nerve issue
Would advise looking into pelvic stretches for the ball issue

For your dick can be Balanitis or an STI of sorts, worth getting it checked up
 
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My friend had torsion
He had to get it fixed ASAP with the doctor

If you do go A and E
But knowing you this is larp isn't it?


Same, it's normal


Might have muscle pain or some nerve issue
Would advise looking into pelvic stretches for the ball issue

For your dick can be Balanitis or an STI of sorts, worth getting it checked up
I'm not fucking trolling faggot :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

A and E? What the fuck are you talking about

I got home from work I'm gonna let it sit for a bit i guess
 
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I get it once every few months
 
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I'm gonna take a bath to cope

Maybe the warm water will fix my tied tubes :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
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Same, it's normal
really? it only happens when my ballsack is tight, when its hanging they are normal and at same height
 
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My friend had torsion
He had to get it fixed ASAP with the doctor

If you do go A and E
But knowing you this is larp isn't it?


Same, it's normal


Might have muscle pain or some nerve issue
Would advise looking into pelvic stretches for the ball issue

For your dick can be Balanitis or an STI of sorts, worth getting it checked up
Thank you for this post bro

Im gonna wait it out a couple days or weeks and if it dont get better i'll go to the doc

In my case i think its ok cuz ive done all sorts of things

I did PE exercises for a couple days and i stretched it a lot

Btw i didn't have ball pain this morning it came after i finished football with my mates

I ran a fuck ton and it probably twisted in a weird way

Google said that it can be inflammation or torsion
It also said that "No, testicular torsion can't fix itself. If you don't get surgery within six hours, a surgeon will likely need to remove your affected testicle.":lul::lul::lul:

But i dont think i have that
Idk we'll see what happends I'll rest a lot
 
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Google says I got tubes tied and I have 6 hours before I lose my testicle

It really hurts I'm inclined to believe Google

My friend said he just thugged it out when it happened to him

Testicular torsion

What to do rotters :dafuckfeels:
Happend to me like 2 weeks ago, my testicles r chilling now tbh
 
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Thank you for this post bro

Im gonna wait it out a couple days or weeks and if it dont get better i'll go to the doc

In my case i think its face ive done all sorts of things

I did PE exercises for a couple days and i stretched it a lot

Btw i didn't have ball pain this morning it came after i finished football with my mates

I ran a fuck ton and it probably twisted in a weird way

Google said that it can be inflammation or torsion
It also said that "No, testicular torsion can't fix itself. If you don't get surgery within six hours, a surgeon will likely need to remove your affected testicle.":lul::lul::lul:

But i dont think i have that
Idk we'll see what happends I'll rest a lot
It says online torsion may cause nausea and shit

I'm hoping that's not it too :dafuckfeels:
 
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I'm not fucking trolling faggot :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

A and E? What the fuck are you talking about

I got home from work I'm gonna let it sit for a bit i guess
You know in Avengers when everyone started vanishing
That's your children rn

You got a small window of hope for them

But maybe you hopping on .org for the next few hours is more important :incel:
 
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Most people cant get torsion i said eat aajonus diet to prevemt all problems
 
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You know in Avengers when everyone started vanishing
That's your children rn

You got a small window of hope for them

But maybe you hopping on .org for the next few hours is more important :incel:
How serious are you from 1-10 before I really go an get my balls fondled in the doctor's office

What a fucked up day it just appeared at work randomly :dafuckfeels:
 
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How serious are you from 1-10 before I really go an get my balls fondled in the doctor's office

What a fucked up day it just appeared at work randomly :dafuckfeels:
Well I'm not lying but tbh if I was in your situation and something weird was happening with my dick..
I mean that's the ONLY time I would go to see the doctor
Idec if I get chest pain or shit, prolly would take a paracetamol and call it a day, but you can't slack on your johnson/balls

Go ASAP or live to regret it
 
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Hurt the other one so both of them hurt instead of one
 
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Wtf same... something is happening bros, they've activated the ball kill-switch.. fuck
 
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Google says I got tubes tied and I have 6 hours before I lose my testicle

It really hurts I'm inclined to believe Google

My friend said he just thugged it out when it happened to him

Testicular torsion

What to do rotters :dafuckfeels:
You should go to a doctor Bhai
Just tell me you suspect you have testicular torsion
It can unironically destroy your testicle

A friend of mine had suddenly a lot of pain in his testicle and going to do the emergency room Just in case saved his future babies
 
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Google says I got tubes tied and I have 6 hours before I lose my testicle

It really hurts I'm inclined to believe Google

My friend said he just thugged it out when it happened to him

Testicular torsion

What to do rotters :dafuckfeels:
yo update you still got ur nut
 
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Well I'm not lying but tbh if I was in your situation and something weird was happening with my dick..
I mean that's the ONLY time I would go to see the doctor
Idec if I get chest pain or shit, prolly would take a paracetamol and call it a day, but you can't slack on your johnson/balls

Go ASAP or live to regret it
was jelqing and something made a pop noise istg :(
 
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was jelqing and something made a pop noise istg :(
Yeah stop doing that
You're going to break your dick and might reach a stage where u get hard flaccid and your dick will never be truly flaccid again

But also you won't get a full erection either
 
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Jfl I thought I had that once and even ended up telling my dad even tho I don't want to talk to him about testicles. But it went away after a few days I think
 
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Probably a vericole vein; I had that shit hurt like a MF. Supposedly from over masturbating in odd positions
Varicoceles are permanent. Pretty sure I have it, pretty easy to feel when standing
 
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Same problem for me after I get done with ur mummy
 
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I think im gonna have to go consult my father what a bad day mane :feelswhat:
 
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Same problem for me after I get done with ur mummy
I'm in pain. You'll know my pain when I gut you like a fish

Don't kick an incel while he's down, he won't get up, he'll just drag you down with him.

You're dead meat.
 
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I had testicular torsion surgery when I was like 12 years old. My left ball suddenly began to swell and turn purple to the point that it looked like a handball. It was probably one of the worst pains I have felt so far.
 
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I had testicular torsion surgery when I was like 12 years old. My left ball suddenly began to swell and turn purple to the point that it looked like a handball. It was probably one of the worst pains I have felt so far.
Mother fucker :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
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I'm only joking btw you should seek immediately medical attention if it didn't get better
 
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whats exactly what happens do semen retnetion lol
 
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My recommendation is that if you see any symptoms, don't waste time and go to a doctor as quickly as you can. The symptoms worsen extremely quickly.
It got better since I left work and a hit better after a bath

Then I took a look, and my balls are like shifting

Like one was lower then the other they were going back and forth

My body is fixing it. If you want something done right. Do it yourself. :chad:
 
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Google says I got tubes tied and I have 6 hours before I lose my testicle

It really hurts I'm inclined to believe Google

My friend said he just thugged it out when it happened to him

Testicular torsion

What to do rotters :dafuckfeels:
immediately go to a doctor
 
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It got better since I left work and a hit better after a bath

Then I took a look, and my balls are like shifting

Like one was lower then the other they were going back and forth

My body is fixing it. If you want something done right. Do it yourself. :chad:
Atleast give me a rep, ungrateful nigger
 

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