One of my the most funniest and horrified at the same time story

[Deleted member 34058]

So this story happened between me and some group of emo and k-pop teen foids irl in past year summer. So they were dancing and capturing chin-toks at park, blasting some npc's music. I was there before them, just sitting there alone ( incel trait N6546543 ), watching some shit on yt. But suddenly this bright like a sun idea popped in my head: i thought that it will be great to capture them dancing and to share it with my buddy boyos in discord but one thing that i missed up, i was too low IQ and too low inhib to hold my phone less visible so of course oldest of them ( probably 16-17 ) spotted me ( Enemy Spotted! jfl ) and screamed to me, QUOTE: "what a beautiful guy sitting out there" bitch was joking probably or maybe not, who knows? . I still remember this weird, ear breaking noisy scream and it's still scares me af, and gotta tell you, bitch got a talent for horror movies. So my heart maybe skipped 1 beat - this is how shit was scare for me, boyos, and ofc i dropped my phone out of pure fear but luckily he was okay after his bonesmashingmaxx, so eventually after about 5 to 10 mins they slowly retreated back to the streets ( where they are belong btw ). So i won this battle with foids, but war never ends and maybe in this last week of this shitty summer i will try something even more interesting.

And it's just funny how foids vision works, cuz she saw me between few trees and about 25m away, she's was probably creepy stared at me all along, even before i turn on my camera, so it's scares me even more when I'm trying to reconstruct this in my head

 

[EnglandBadman]

So this story happened between me and some group of emo and k-pop teen foids irl in past year summer. So they were dancing and capturing chin-toks at park, blasting some npc's music. I was there before them, just sitting there alone ( incel trait N6546543 ), watching some shit on yt. But suddenly this bright like a sun idea popped in my head: i thought that it will be great to capture them dancing and to share it with my buddy boyos in discord but one thing that i missed up, i was too low IQ and too low inhib to hold my phone less visible so of course oldest of them ( probably 16-17 ) spotted me ( Enemy Spotted! jfl ) and screamed to me, QUOTE: "what a beautiful guy sitting out there" bitch was joking probably or maybe not, who knows? . I still remember this weird, ear breaking noisy scream and it's still scares me af, and gotta tell you, bitch got a talent for horror movies. So my heart maybe skipped 1 beat - this is how shit was scare for me, boyos, and ofc i dropped my phone out of pure fear but luckily he was okay after his bonesmashingmaxx, so eventually after about 5 to 10 mins they slowly retreated back to the streets ( where they are belong btw ). So i won this battle with foids, but war never ends and maybe in this last week of this shitty summer i will try something even more interesting.

And it's just funny how foids vision works, cuz she saw me between few trees and about 25m away, she's was probably creepy stared at me all along, even before i turn on my camera, so it's scares me even more when I'm trying to reconstruct this in my head

Shouldve tried to rizz her