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This is @shieldzz and he is a stupid dumb little gook excited for his little squid games gook show. He apparently got his "kit" ready to watch the games and this is his kit (picture attached below)
What I see is stupid carcinogenic, seed oil slathered, extremely processed, extremely high in sugar foods.
These foods are absolute shit and are not even "food" but just straight up jew poison. I will review those foods today and how bad they are for you.
Here is the review I will makeon these foods (I'll attach the pictures below) but here's the review:
So what I see there are:
M&Ms
Noodle Snack, Seems to be chicken flavored (probably just artificial flavoring and not even real chicken)
Some Peach Drink (Googled it, the exact brand is Clever Eistee Pfirisch)
Paprika Chips
Some chocolate thing (Clever Musli Riegel, found the brand online)
Squid Game Special Watermelon Fizzy Drink
Coca Cola (No Sugar, but no sugar coca cola is actually worse because it has artifical flavoring, which is straight up carcinogenic, where atleast in the original, you're atleast drinking sugar, which is still garbage, but not as bad as artifical flavoring that's very carcinogenic)
Gummy Bears
Now this fucking retarded faggot couldn't take a proper picture so these are all I could see. Rest are blurry.
ChatGPT Review:
Thanks! That’s a highly processed, low-nutrient, high-additive food list — so let’s break it all down:
These foods and drinks are:
Let’s go one by one:
(ALL PLANT PROTEIN AND SEED OILS FAT, ZERO SATURATED FATS OR ANIMAL PROTEIN)
Final Thoughts:
Now come on bro we shouldn't be this hard on ourselves.
What the actual fuck are these eating habits LMFAOOO?
ZERO MICRONUTRIENTS, PLANTS, GRAINS (MUHH GRANOLA) JFL, ZERO ANIMAL PROTEIN, ZERO ANIMAL FATS
JUST SEED OILS, PLANTS, AND GRAINS.
YOU'RE ALSO UP AT 2 AT NIGHT SO YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SHIT TOO
ALL THIS FOR WHAT? JUST TO WATCH SOME STUPID ASS GOOK TV SHOW THAT THEY MAKE MILLIONS FROM WHILE YOU RUIN YOUR HEALTH AND SLEEP SCHEDULE WHILE WATCHING SO.
LMFAO. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE WORST EATING HABITS I HAVE EVER SEEN HERE IT'S FUNNY AT THIS POINT. YOU DO REALISE YOU ARE BETTER OFF EATING LITERAL SHIT AT THIS POINT.
YOU ARE MOST LIKELY FAT, BLOATED, LETHARGIC, LOW T, HIGH E, GOT ACNE AND SKIN PROBLEMS, BITCHY, LOW LIBIDO/SEX DRIVE, CAN'T GET IT UP, SMALL PENIS.
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR YOU.
What I see is stupid carcinogenic, seed oil slathered, extremely processed, extremely high in sugar foods.
These foods are absolute shit and are not even "food" but just straight up jew poison. I will review those foods today and how bad they are for you.
Here is the review I will makeon these foods (I'll attach the pictures below) but here's the review:
So what I see there are:
M&Ms
Noodle Snack, Seems to be chicken flavored (probably just artificial flavoring and not even real chicken)
Some Peach Drink (Googled it, the exact brand is Clever Eistee Pfirisch)
Paprika Chips
Some chocolate thing (Clever Musli Riegel, found the brand online)
Squid Game Special Watermelon Fizzy Drink
Coca Cola (No Sugar, but no sugar coca cola is actually worse because it has artifical flavoring, which is straight up carcinogenic, where atleast in the original, you're atleast drinking sugar, which is still garbage, but not as bad as artifical flavoring that's very carcinogenic)
Gummy Bears
Now this fucking retarded faggot couldn't take a proper picture so these are all I could see. Rest are blurry.
ChatGPT Review:
Thanks! That’s a highly processed, low-nutrient, high-additive food list — so let’s break it all down:
Overview Summary
These foods and drinks are:
- High in sugar (or artificial sweeteners that may be worse)
- Loaded with seed oils, MSG, artificial flavors, dyes, preservatives
- Low in protein, fiber, and any meaningful nutrition
- Linked to inflammation, acne, fat gain, gut damage, and long-term metabolic disorders
Let’s go one by one:
1. M&Ms (milk chocolate)
What's in it:
- Sugar-heavy: ~31g sugar per 100g
- Low protein: ~4.3g
- Seed oils (soy lecithin or palm oil)
- Artificial colors (Red 40, Yellow 6) → linked to hyperactivity & DNA damage
- Milk solids + emulsifiers
Health Risks:
- Hyper-palatable junk → addictive, bingeable
- Artificial dyes = possible carcinogens and neurotoxins
- Milk chocolate = high saturated fat + low satiety
- Spikes insulin → crashes → fat gain + sugar cravings
- Terrible for skin (sugar + dairy combo is acne-triggering)
2. Noodle Snack (chicken flavor, likely instant-style)
Macros per ~1 pack (90g):
- Carbs: ~50–60g
- Fat: ~18–20g (mostly cheap oxidized seed oil)
- Protein: ~6–8g (low quality)
- Sodium: ~1000mg+
- Preservative: TBHQ (linked to tumors & DNA damage)
- Flavor enhancer: MSG, disodium inosinate, guanylate
Health Risks:
- Fried in rancid oil → liver stress, inflammation
- TBHQ = petroleum-based toxin (shown to damage immune cells)
- Zero fiber, zero micronutrients
- Long-term use linked to metabolic syndrome, PCOS, gut damage
3. Clever Eistee Pfirsich (Peach Iced Tea Drink)
Macros per 500ml bottle:
- Sugar: ~22–26g (almost 6 tsp)
- Fat/protein: Zero
- Calories: ~90–100
Health Risks:
- High-fructose load → liver fat accumulation
- No real tea or antioxidants — just flavoring + sugar + acidity
- Damages insulin sensitivity and gut lining
- May contain artificial peach flavor, which has shown genotoxicity in animal studies
4. Paprika Chips (potato chips with paprika flavor)
Macros per 100g:
- Carbs: ~48g
- Fat: ~30–35g (seed oil – sunflower or rapeseed)
- Protein: ~5g
- Calories: ~520+
- Additives: MSG, maltodextrin, smoke flavor, etc.
Health Risks:
- Fried in unstable PUFAs → oxidized fats = inflammation + cell damage
- Acrylamide formed during frying = probable carcinogen
- Salt + flavor enhancers = addictive combo → binge eating
- Causes bloating, cravings, insulin spikes
5. Clever Müsli Riegel (Chocolate Granola Bar)
Macros per 1 bar (~25–30g):
- Sugar: ~8–12g
- Fat: ~3–6g (contains seed oil)
- Protein: ~1–2g
- Fiber: Minimal
- Sweeteners, soy lecithin, flavoring
Health Risks:
- Marketed as healthy, but basically a chocolate candy bar
- Zero satiety → doesn't fill you up
- Blood sugar rollercoaster
- Some bars contain BHT or BHA, preservatives linked to tumor growth in animals
6. Squid Game Watermelon Fizzy Drink
Based on similar novelty sodas:
- Sugar: ~30–40g per can (7–10 tsp sugar)
- Coloring: Likely Red 40, Blue 1
- Artificial watermelon flavor
Health Risks:
- Zero real fruit, zero vitamins
- Colorants linked to hyperactivity, gut dysbiosis, DNA damage
- Watermelon flavoring often contains ethyl maltol, linked to oxidative stress
- High sugar = acne, belly fat, fatty liver
7. Coca-Cola No Sugar (Coke Zero)
Sweeteners:
- Aspartame, Acesulfame K (and possibly Sucralose)
- Caffeine
- Phosphoric acid = strips calcium from bones
Health Risks:
- Artificial sweeteners linked to:
- Insulin resistance (yes, even without sugar)
- Gut microbiome disruption
- Cravings and weight gain
- Mood issues, headaches
- Aspartame is being reviewed by WHO for possible carcinogenicity
- No calories = no nutrition = metabolic confusion
Final Thoughts: Why This Combo Is So Bad
Common Problems Across All:
- Highly inflammatory: due to seed oils, sugar, additives
- Low in nutrients: zero animal fat, vitamins, or animal protein
- Craving-inducing: tricks your brain into overeating
- Gut-damaging: leads to bloating, acne, mood instability
- Chronic effects: insulin resistance, liver stress, hormone imbalance
TOTAL MACROS (Approximate)
- Carbohydrates: 311 g
- Sugar: 174 g
- Fiber: 8 g
- Protein: 30 g
- Fat: 83 g
(ALL PLANT PROTEIN AND SEED OILS FAT, ZERO SATURATED FATS OR ANIMAL PROTEIN)
Final Thoughts:
Now come on bro we shouldn't be this hard on ourselves.
What the actual fuck are these eating habits LMFAOOO?
ZERO MICRONUTRIENTS, PLANTS, GRAINS (MUHH GRANOLA) JFL, ZERO ANIMAL PROTEIN, ZERO ANIMAL FATS
JUST SEED OILS, PLANTS, AND GRAINS.
YOU'RE ALSO UP AT 2 AT NIGHT SO YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SHIT TOO
ALL THIS FOR WHAT? JUST TO WATCH SOME STUPID ASS GOOK TV SHOW THAT THEY MAKE MILLIONS FROM WHILE YOU RUIN YOUR HEALTH AND SLEEP SCHEDULE WHILE WATCHING SO.
LMFAO. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE WORST EATING HABITS I HAVE EVER SEEN HERE IT'S FUNNY AT THIS POINT. YOU DO REALISE YOU ARE BETTER OFF EATING LITERAL SHIT AT THIS POINT.
YOU ARE MOST LIKELY FAT, BLOATED, LETHARGIC, LOW T, HIGH E, GOT ACNE AND SKIN PROBLEMS, BITCHY, LOW LIBIDO/SEX DRIVE, CAN'T GET IT UP, SMALL PENIS.
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR YOU.
