ONE OF THE "TINDER SLAYERS OF 2022" I FOUND ON MY GRANNYFISH IS GOING ON LOVE ISLAND THIS YEAR. JFL.

Who would fare better in the Love Island villa?


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What about his pheno (white/mena)?
It's good but looks slightly weird. Mouth looks kinda ethnic.

His phenotype looks good though, problem is that it lacks the high T bull look.
 
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It's good but looks slightly weird. Mouth looks kinda ethnic.

His phenotype looks good though, problem is that it lacks the high T bull look.
Overall what pheno does he have? In what way does his mouth area look ethnic?

Doesn't he look very high T but nerdy at the same time?
 
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Overall what pheno does he have? In what way does his mouth area look ethnic?

Doesn't he look very high T but nerdy at the same time?
It's kinda big, which throws off the other white features a bit.

He doesn't have the sporty look. He looks very calm and non aggressive.
 
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It's kinda big, which throws off the other white features a bit.

He doesn't have the sporty look. He looks very calm and non aggressive.
Fairs. Many people here could tell he had some sort of Levantine descent because the features were a little uncanny for a proper white dude.

As a result does that mean his SMV is lower?
 
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Fairs. Many people here could tell he had some sort of Levantine descent because the features were a little uncanny for a proper white dude.

As a result does that mean his SMV is lower?
yeah it's lower than what his psl should yield but it's mostly because he doesn't look bullish, not the slight uncanny feel. He'll be a slayer if he gymcells.
 
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yeah it's lower than what his psl should yield but it's mostly because he doesn't look bullish, not the slight uncanny feel. He'll be a slayer if he gymcells.
What would you imagine his frame and body to look like?
 
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Over for Gonzalocels
@bwrauycnee would jacques or gonzalo fare better in the villa?
Of course Jacques. He’s barely a celebrity and still got with Gemma Owen
 
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Of course Jacques. He’s barely a celebrity and still got with Gemma Owen
How would you say Jacques's SMV is like compared to Gonzalocel?
 
I can see that
I didn't expect you to be chubby tbh. I thought you were ectomorph like me. You should gymcell too. Having a big body with pretty face is good combo.
 
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I didn't expect you to be chubby tbh. I thought you were ectomorph like me. You should gymcell too. Having a big body with pretty face is good combo.
I'm chubby?
 
I'm chubby?
Not fatass but cub. That's what the homosexuals call it. It's having a soft body like but it isn't round looking. It's a good base for becoming lean,
 
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Not fatass but cub. That's what the homosexuals call it. It's having a soft body like but it isn't round looking. It's a good base for becoming lean,
I'm not very lean, no?
 
im glad i dont watch this degenerate show

itd probably depress me

you must be xangsane minimum looks level to qualify for a roastie with 8 kids in 2022
 
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If I remember correctly. You'd be between meso and endo morphs.
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Would I be meso endomorph or endo mesomorph?
Not sure. You look like you can get lean and big relatively easy with the right diet. I think you have good potential for a clean bulk.
 
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is he close to Walsh or Bowen level of slayer though?
if so I might actually give this series a watch
 
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PSL wise Gonzalo mogs. He has the best face.
Gonzalo could ascend with gymcelling and low class fashion
But then he'd just be another guy. They all look same (admittedly, it's the look that girls dig). Gonzalo goes his one way, like in that crowd photo.
Would Gonzalocel (if he wasn't actually married) fare better in the Villa?
If they had non-NT girls (they don't, if I'm not mistaken).
In other words, he'd probably be voted out very quickly?
Not necessarily. the jock characters might not see him as a threat that needs to be eliminated.
In what way does Jacques SMVmog Gonzalo?
He appeal mogs (generic chad). It's interesting how the UK has streamlined every type of slayer into the one correct attractive archetype. Like, if you're an idealist, you believe that there's one correct image of every thing and concept that real things can try to copy and the closer they are to the archetype, the higher their quality is.
You know like all new cars are 5 door hatchback with fake four wheel drive now? That kind of suggests that an SUV is the one and only perfect type of car. It's like that, generic UK chads are SUVs of males.
 
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When my gf saw him appear at end of last episode she laughed. I was like “why u laughing? He’s gl”
She goes: “his eyes..they’re too close together”

Brutal IPD pill
 
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Not sure. You look like you can get lean and big relatively easy with the right diet. I think you have good potential for a clean bulk.
If I did that what sort of body might I end up with?
 
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Rugby status, better body, blue eyes, stronger chin, better facial harmony
What eye colour does gonzalo have?
I'd also assume Jacques's SMV is very high because he managed to ltr Gemma Owen
 
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PSL wise Gonzalo mogs. He has the best face.

But then he'd just be another guy. They all look same (admittedly, it's the look that girls dig). Gonzalo goes his one way, like in that crowd photo.

If they had non-NT girls (they don't, if I'm not mistaken).

Not necessarily. the jock characters might not see him as a threat that needs to be eliminated.

He appeal mogs (generic chad). It's interesting how the UK has streamlined every type of slayer into the one correct attractive archetype. Like, if you're an idealist, you believe that there's one correct image of every thing and concept that real things can try to copy and the closer they are to the archetype, the higher their quality is.
You know like all new cars are 5 door hatchback with fake four wheel drive now? That kind of suggests that an SUV is the one and only perfect type of car. It's like that, generic UK chads are SUVs of males.
PSL wise what do you rate the two?

Totally agree with what you said. It's no wonder that the RTT Love Island jock is the preferred and most common archetype of attractive male here in the UK, whereas the tiktok prettyboy look is preferred in mainland Europe. Therefore the love island look here has the higher smv.

The love island producers wouldn't put in non nt people. Exceptions were Dr Alex and Priya (trainee doctor who withheld sex throughout the entire show and used education and "I'm different" to define herself)
 
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When my gf saw him appear at end of last episode she laughed. I was like “why u laughing? He’s gl”
She goes: “his eyes..they’re too close together”

Brutal IPD pill
What do you rate him?
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Blackpill is spreading to normies
 
he was fucking Gemma when she was 16 and he was 21 lol.

He must have fucked so many absolutely elite level jailbaits! He's got the look
 
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PSL wise what do you rate the two?
6 for Gonzalo and 5 for Jaques?

Exceptions were Dr Alex and Priya (trainee doctor who withheld sex throughout the entire show and used education and "I'm different" to define herself)
Jimena works have liked Gonzalo if she was on Love Island.
 
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6 for Gonzalo and 5 for Jaques?


Jimena works have liked Gonzalo if she was on Love Island.
I thought you said gonzalo was an irl HTN :feelskek:

 
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Gonzalo has better face so higher psl.
Gonzalo is Chadlite. Tom is HTN.
Jaques is a Chad (higher appeal).
 
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Gonzalo has better face so higher psl.
Gonzalo is Chadlite. Tom is HTN.
Jaques is a Chad (higher appeal).
Gonzalo and Tom are the same person :feelskek:
Would he suffer religion failo? (jew)
 
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Gonzalo and Tom are the same person :feelskek:
Would he suffer religion failo? (jew)
Gonzalo is a character based on Tom. Not really the same. When I say Tom I also imply that he looks like on marriage photos (no squintfrauding, etc).
I don't think his religion would affect him, or that it matters at all. Not wanting to date a Muslim just means not wanting to date Arabic pheno, in my opinion. And he didn't look stereotypically Jewish.
 
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What eye colour does gonzalo have?
I'd also assume Jacques's SMV is very high because he managed to ltr Gemma Owen
Looks brown. How did Jacques do in his entry?
 
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It's over for GonJewcel with that masc Chad in his vicinity. :feelskek:
 
Yeah, religion can falo you if you're not majority religion.
Not only that, but Jews are also an ethnic group (Ashkenazi/Sephardic) so it's an even bigger failo for that GonJewcel. :lul:
 
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Maesthetic Chads do the best for women of all ages with the exception of young JBs. The roasties on that love island show aren't young JBs so they'll find the jock look more appealing.
 

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