One of the worst wagie shifts of my life

[RealNinja]

Last night I was drinking with my buddy on a work night and stayed up until 3am which meant I got 4 hours of sleep. Woke up looking like shit with a bloated ass face, of course. So I decided to bust out the furosemide, which I’ve never tried before. I stacked it with 200mg of caffeine and a cup of dandelion tea, which I take everyday.

By the time I was ready for work I actually looked pretty mog. The furosemide did its thing and I felt pretty normal. I start my wagie shift, but begin feeling worse as the restaurant gets progressively busier. We were fucking slammed with customers in a couple of hours. The line of people was wrapped around the corner.

By this point I’m sweating bullets, feeling weak and dizzy when I move too quickly, thought I might pass out. Feet are aching, back and ab muscles are feeling like they want to cramp. Irritable as fuck too. I’ve been waging for a while so I’m used to dealing with retards but I just wanted to assaultmaxx all of my customers and coworkers. I’m checking the time on my phone, feels like 30 minutes has passed but it’s only been 5 and the customers wouldn’t stop coming. Actual suifuel, felt like being trapped in hell. Manager let me leave an hr early, probably the only thing that stopped me from quitting on the spot

 

[asdvek]

bread is the worst and the most disgusting slave food

 

[benchmaxxer]

Last night I was drinking with my buddy on a work night and stayed up until 3am which meant I got 4 hours of sleep. Woke up looking like shit with a bloated ass face, of course. So I decided to bust out the furosemide, which I’ve never tried before. I stacked it with 200mg of caffeine and a cup of dandelion tea, which I take everyday.

By the time I was ready for work I actually looked pretty mog. The furosemide did its thing and I felt pretty normal. I start my wagie shift, but begin feeling worse as the restaurant gets progressively busier. We were fucking slammed with customers in a couple of hours. The line of people was wrapped around the corner.

By this point I’m sweating bullets, feeling weak and dizzy when I move too quickly, thought I might pass out. Feet are aching, back and ab muscles are feeling like they want to cramp. Irritable as fuck too. I’ve been waging for a while so I’m used to dealing with retards but I just wanted to assaultmaxx all of my customers and coworkers. I’m checking the time on my phone, feels like 30 minutes has passed but it’s only been 5 and the customers wouldn’t stop coming. Actual suifuel, felt like being trapped in hell. Manager let me leave an hr early, probably the only thing that stopped me from quitting on the spot

no one fucking deserves this shit wageslaving is actual hell

 

[mogs me]

So I decided to bust out the furosemide, which I’ve never tried before. I stacked it with 200mg of caffeine

 

[User28823]

be thankful that u can take 200mg of caffeine and not shit ur pants while working

 

[RealNinja]

be thankful that u can take 200mg of caffeine and not shit ur pants while working

Hahah 200mg is pretty light if you have a tolerance bro, I can take 400mg without shitting my pants

 

[User28823]

Hahah 200mg is pretty light if you have a tolerance bro, I can take 400mg without shitting my pants

mirin! if i take even 100mg i take 10 shits within the next 3 hours and all day

 

[RealNinja]

mirin! if i take even 100mg i take 10 shits within the next 3 hours and all day

I don’t think that’s normal bro you might have some kind of intestinal problem

 

[User28823]

I don’t think that’s normal bro you might have some kind of intestinal problem

i do, ulcerative colitis