one thing I love about America

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Is that people talk to random people all the time and have great time, and they can even be down to do crazy stuff for people they've just met

and people have random funny interactions with strangers especially at rally's and shit, it's funny asf
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[Funnyunenjoyer1]

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[longjohnmong]

one time I got in a random Uber with a homeless heroin addict who looked like a taller Floyd Mayweather, an Indian dude, a little fat troll girl, and a tranny. we went to a hotel, where the homeless dude started selling the rest of the people random drugs laced with pocket lint. bro was drying his socks on the heater. and these retards had no clue what was going on. he had gotten the Indian dude to pay for the room. they fucking HATED me because I was just laughing at the whole thing and blowing up dude's spot. he pulled me over like "what the fuck bro. just shut your mouth and we can fuck these hoes." the troll girl was a literal 2/10 and the other chick was a dude. anyway, they all fucking hated me. the life of an autist.

 

[XxW33dSm0k3rxX]

one time I got in a random Uber with a homeless heroin addict who looked like a taller Floyd Mayweather, an Indian dude, a little fat troll girl, and a tranny. we went to a hotel, where the homeless dude started selling the rest of the people random drugs laced with pocket lint. bro was drying his socks on the heater. and these retards had no clue what was going on. he had gotten the Indian dude to pay for the room. they fucking HATED me because I was just laughing at the whole thing and blowing up dude's spot. he pulled me over like "what the fuck bro. just shut your mouth and we can fuck these hoes." the troll girl was a literal 2/10 and the other chick was a dude. anyway, they all fucking hated me. the life of an autist.

when did that happen. heroin been off market since 2000s that nigger was on something evil

 

[longjohnmong]

when did that happen. heroin been off market since 2000s that nigger was on something evil

It was like 5 years ago. I don't know what it was but it was in stamp bags.

 

[Vermilioncore]

one time I got in a random Uber with a homeless heroin addict who looked like a taller Floyd Mayweather, an Indian dude, a little fat troll girl, and a tranny. we went to a hotel, where the homeless dude started selling the rest of the people random drugs laced with pocket lint. bro was drying his socks on the heater. and these retards had no clue what was going on. he had gotten the Indian dude to pay for the room. they fucking HATED me because I was just laughing at the whole thing and blowing up dude's spot. he pulled me over like "what the fuck bro. just shut your mouth and we can fuck these hoes." the troll girl was a literal 2/10 and the other chick was a dude. anyway, they all fucking hated me. the life of an autist.

That’s one big fucking Uber to fit that many of you faggots inside it

 

[longjohnmong]

That’s one big fucking Uber to fit that many of you faggots inside it

it was actually a zip car or whatever