One time I said to a girl coworker

[Vermilioncore]

She was babbling about her dumb car issues and shit and I wasn’t listening much then I finally said “cars are like the human body; so much can go wrong — so many wires, tubes, essential parts…anything can go wrong at any time”

She didn’t respond how come

 

[Deleted member 33624]

She didn’t respond how come

what did you expect her to answer ?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

She was perplexed. Cars and the human body are more of an emotional thing to her. She's not used to thinking of them in that way. Next time just punch her in the ear until her eardrum ruptures.

 

[The Grinch]

When you mentioned "human body“ she thought you were flirting with her, so she felt sexually harassed and wanted to make it clear that you should stop hitting on her“

When talking to a woman you need to be very careful, like when holding an egg in your hand, you can’t hold it too tight cause it breaks, you also can’t hold it too loose, cause it falls on the ground. They are sensitive.