Only 100% accurate method to know if you are good looking. Every other is flawed

[Ottoman Janissary]

If she is willing to rim your ass on a third date you are 100% good looking

 

[Vermilioncore]

my life story but my ass was rimmed on the 5th date. Didn’t expect it, and I was drunk. But, my asshole must have been stinky because I only showered early that morning and did a lot of stuff and even took a shit and sweated.

Too bad those days are gone and I’m rotting alone

 

[Ottoman Janissary]

my life story but my ass was rimmed on the 5th date. Didn’t expect it, and I was drunk. But, my asshole must have been stinky because I only showered early that morning and did a lot of stuff and even took a shit and sweated.

Too bad those days are gone and I’m rotting alone

nope

5th date doesn't count