Ooga got his dick sucked

[OOGABOOGA]

The rest of the convo is logistics. Not posting pics bc I respect wahmen. Mid-low tier Becky with bad skin and a nice body. Picked her up, we drove around looking for a nature preserve but they were all closed so we pulled off on a side street and parked. We got out, smoked some of my cbd, talked about drugs and car crashes and shit. Then I said let’s get back in the car.

Windows down, weeknd playing, I flipped up the center console and told her to come here. No flirting bc hey I’m awkward, I haven’t even talked to a girl who wasn’t a doctor/nurse in 5 months. started making out, she starts rubbing my cawk, so I pulled my shorts down and she gave me the best head of my life. Nutted in a few minutes, she swallowed no hesi like a good girl does. Made out for a while longer and drove her home.

Easy money boys. I’m gonna wait and hope she hits me up first bc I mog her. She’s on her period rn but next week she said her family is going on a long ass road trip and she’s staying home to watch the dogs. I’m hoping I can get a spot in the train between the German shepherd and the pit bull.

That’s all folks! First conversation, kiss, make out, and head since February.

 

[LipstickAlley]

Proud of you sweet ooga

 

[Deleted member 8165]

ok giga chad or terrachad depending on height

 

[Deleted member 756]

ok giga chad or terrachad depending on height

He’s chad

 

[Warlow]

nerdy/lame, but very nt conversation

 

[volcelfatcel]

Ok Chad thanks for bragging as I'm a 5'5 Dravidian bug eyes, flat maxilla, no jawline, recessed, no cheekbones.

 

[Deleted member 8165]

i had infeaorbitals maybe i could pull girls with autistic conversations like this

 

[BrendioEEE]

sucked me

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Ooga gets genital herpes

 

[OOGABOOGA]

i had infeaorbitals maybe i could pull girls with autistic conversations like this

This is the first convo where I haven’t even tried bc she’s less attractive than most of my matches but hey it worked

Ok Chad thanks for bragging as I'm a 5'5 Dravidian bug eyes, flat maxilla, no jawline, recessed, no cheekbones.

Accurate description tbh ngl

nerdy/lame, but very nt conversation

So it’s nerdy and lame but also nt? How does that work?

He’s chad

ok giga chad or terrachad depending on height

Cope I’m chadlite at best, maybe htn. 6’ claiming 6’1

 

[volcelfatcel]

Accurate description tbh ngl

ok chad thank you for complimenting my description, you mog my maxilla

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

This is the first convo where I haven’t even tried bc she’s less attractive than most of my matches but hey it worked

Accurate description tbh ngl

So it’s nerdy and lame but also nt? How does that work?


Cope I’m chadlite at best, maybe htn. 6’ claiming 6’1

Face and feet pic

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Face and feet pic

Pm me

ok chad thank you for complimenting my description, you mog my maxilla

 

[volcelfatcel]

Pm me

More bragging by Chad. You already mog my maxilla let alone my eye area. It's over.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

More bragging by Chad. You already mog my maxilla let alone my eye area. It's over.

Ok fat salludon

 

[volcelfatcel]

Ok fat salludon

keep gaslighting me chad

 

[Warlow]

This is the first convo where I haven’t even tried bc she’s less attractive than most of my matches but hey it worked

Accurate description tbh ngl

So it’s nerdy and lame but also nt? How does that work?


Cope I’m chadlite at best, maybe htn. 6’ claiming 6’1

you're saying what's needed to not rock the boat but come across as a lame at the same time. Like the apology sequence is some nerd shit but it worked for you ig.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

you're saying what's needed to not rock the boat but come across as a lame at the same time. Like the apology sequence is some nerd shit but it worked for you ig.

Ok whatever your explanation is doodoo. I wasn’t even trying to get her like I said earlier. I barely even sent her a message today but then she responded hella quick. Chemistry is truly just how well a female decides to respond to you

 

[Warlow]

Ok whatever your explanation is doodoo. I wasn’t even trying to get her like I said earlier. I barely even sent her a message today but then she responded hella quick. Chemistry is truly just how well a female decides to respond to you

yeah Ion disagree with the chemistry part, don't hate on me cuz you type like a r/teenager user my nigga. Smh

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Ok Chad thanks for bragging as I'm a 5'5 Dravidian bug eyes, flat maxilla, no jawline, recessed, no cheekbones.

ok, chadpreetatmaking

 

[OOGABOOGA]

yeah Ion disagree with the chemistry part, don't hate on me cuz you type like a r/teenager user my nigga. Smh

Says I’m lame then cites Reddit jfl

I know I’m awkward like I said I hadn’t talked to a girl in 5 months. But hey I nutted in a girls mouth today so I’m not feeling too down on myself

 

[volcelfatcel]

Says I’m lame then cites Reddit jfl

I know I’m awkward like I said I hadn’t talked to a girl in 5 months. But hey I nutted in a girls mouth today so I’m not feeling too down on myself

More bragging by chad he could even get his dick up this time, my subhuman ass with a recessed jaw here at 5'5

 

[one job away]

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The rest of the convo is logistics. Not posting pics bc I respect wahmen. Mid-low tier Becky with bad skin and a nice body. Picked her up, we drove around looking for a nature preserve but they were all closed so we pulled off on a side street and parked. We got out, smoked some of my cbd, talked about drugs and car crashes and shit. Then I said let’s get back in the car.

Windows down, weeknd playing, I flipped up the center console and told her to come here. No flirting bc hey I’m awkward, I haven’t even talked to a girl who wasn’t a doctor/nurse in 5 months. started making out, she starts rubbing my cawk, so I pulled my shorts down and she gave me the best head of my life. Nutted in a few minutes, she swallowed no hesi like a good girl does. Made out for a while longer and drove her home.

Easy money boys. I’m gonna wait and hope she hits me up first bc I mog her. She’s on her period rn but next week she said her family is going on a long ass road trip and she’s staying home to watch the dogs. I’m hoping I can get a spot in the train between the German shepherd and the pit bull.

That’s all folks! First conversation, kiss, make out, and head since February.

How can you be so smoooth and funny and shit when you don’t even have Friends ???? Holy shit you are NT af. It matters so much

 

[OOGABOOGA]

How can you be so smoooth and funny and shit when you don’t even have Friends ???? Holy shit you are NT af. It matters so much

Yeah for as awkward and antisocial as I am I’m like actually nt

 

[volcelfatcel]

Yeah for as awkward and antisocial as I am I’m like actually nt

even more bragging now, NTmogged, jawmogged, maxillamogged, eyeareamogged, undereyesupport mogged, heightmogged, framemogged, hairmogged, eyebrowmogged, what else is left

 

[OOGABOOGA]

even more bragging now, NTmogged, jawmogged, maxillamogged, eyeareamogged, undereyesupport mogged, heightmogged, framemogged, hairmogged, eyebrowmogged, what else is left

Bro why are you farming one rep off me at a time everyone knows you’re larping

 

[one job away]

Yeah for as awkward and antisocial as I am I’m like actually nt

I’ve read your other tinder posts as well. Caged everytime. Mirin. If I had that level of improvisation skills life would be so much better.

 

[volcelfatcel]

Bro why are you farming one rep off me at a time everyone knows you’re larping

gaslighters.me

 

[volcelfatcel]

I’ve read your other tinder posts as well. Caged everytime. Mirin. If I had that level of improvisation skills life would be so much better.

this faggot underrates himself larps as HTN but is chad 6.25psl with north atlantid pheno

 

[one job away]

Yeah for as awkward and antisocial as I am I’m like actually nt

Fr tho do you randomly come up with shit like this ??? That joke with your bro hitting you to help with opioids addiction and shit. Like how do you do it ?

 

[Deleted member 6128]

UK?

JFL I’m suprised the convo lead to u guys having sex looks pretty dry

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Mirin your texting skills gave off the same energy she did with every reply

 

[OOGABOOGA]

UK?

JFL I’m suprised the convo lead to u guys having sex looks pretty dry

USA

Fr tho do you randomly come up with shit like this ??? That joke with your bro hitting you to help with opioids addiction and shit. Like how do you do it ?

Idk bro sometimes I think of something good sometimes I dont

this faggot underrates himself larps as HTN but is chad 6.25psl with north atlantid pheno

Fuck off he’s literally seen me, he did those bimax morphs

 

[OOGABOOGA]

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Mirin your texting skills gave off the same energy she did with every reply

I don’t know what you mean can you elab

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Definitely a whore messaged first and initiated sex first

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I don’t know what you mean can you elab

She gave you one word replies and you replied back with one word replies she did the same thing too

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Definitely a whore messaged first and initiated sex first
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It is what it is. My dick got sucked that’s what matters. And I asked her to hang and that my parents were gone. It was surprisingly forward of her to say let’s fuck in the car but it was implied anyway

 

[one job away]

Can you make a best of your tinder chats ? Or add some fails ? Am interested

 

[Deleted member 12688]

Definitely a whore messaged first and initiated sex first
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nah girls just act that way if they’re like 2 psl points below u and the girl was prob below avg

 

[.👽.]

mirin how she said we can fuck in the forest. she looks good tbh body wise as far as i can see

 

[studiocel]

Sucks me

 

[stewiegriffin]

Mirin u finally met up with a tinder bich. Pm pic of this Becky

 

[Deleted member 6128]

nah girls just act that way if they’re like 2 psl points below u and the girl was prob below avg

Not all most women aren’t as assertive about anything they want to be lead and are submissive

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@Biggdink @CupOfCoffee @looksmaxxer234 bungo

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Mirin nt convo

 

[Looks234]

Mirin

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Should've wrapped up that convo quicker lol. She clearly wanted u tho, putting up ur ramblings about films and shit

 

[goat2x]

is that eva cudmore

@Proex cels GTFIH