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Some of you will remember this crazy ex I was fucking with back in November/December. Shit was gigatoxic. I was playing with her brutally.
a few weeks ago I was in the area and drove by her house and saw her through the window. Naturally I was like shiiiiiit I’m tryna hit that again.
I ran the numbers and figured out she’d be ovulating some time in the middle of this week. Wanted to max out her horniness to bolster my chances.
Tonight I bought her some flowers bc she always wanted me to be romantic. Climbed up the tree to her balcony and... no one there. I sat on the balcony down bad for about half an hour. Smoked some cbd, played some games on my phone, talked to disc homies.
When I was about to leave, her light turned on. I nearly shat myself. I figured they were on vacation or something. Thankfully I was sitting in the corner so she couldn’t see me.
For the next hour I waited there for her to turn her lights off so I wouldn’t be risking her sister seeing me. That dyke hates me with a passion.
During that hour she literally opened the door to smoke weed. Never stepped out and saw me Jfl. My heart was pounding pounding. Also keep in mind I was dressed to be sexy not warm and it was 45 degrees out.
After an hour and a half of sitting there shivering she turned her light off. I set the flowers in front of the door and knocked lightly. Idk what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this:
“Leave. Leave immediately. Bye.”
So I raped her. Just kidding, she locked me out.
I climbed back down, took a piss on her garage, and walked to my car. Before I got there, I get a call from an unknown number(bc she blocked me lol).
We then talked for 45 minutes. Lots of insults and accusations and why did you hurt me’s. Deserved, but it was funny how inaccurate her recollection of our dates was.
The way she told it I was just trying to hook up with her in my car, when in reality I had been taking her out on dates and then she wanted to hook up in my car. Totally backwards.
Whatever. She got to unload her pain and get some closure. I got my validation from hearing her cry a ton. I’m a sick socio bastard but hey I didn’t choose it, it is what it is.
Some fun quotes:
“I’m completely traumatized”
“Because of you I’ll never be able to trust a man”
“You fucked me up for months”
“You raped me”(she said I could hit raw but didn’t want me to bust in her walls oops)
“You’re a manipulative piece of shit”
“I hate you so much”
And my favorite
“I wanted you to get castrated and die”
Things didn’t go according to plan, but i enjoyed the rush of putting myself out there and had fun regardless of the L. And although I don’t really care even though I wish I did, I think the closure will be good for her.
She went from Muh piece of shit Muh I hate you Muh rape to “I understand why you did what you did” and “if I met you now and you weren’t the asshole you used to be(lol) we could have a great relationship.”
Hope you enjoyed my story.
a few weeks ago I was in the area and drove by her house and saw her through the window. Naturally I was like shiiiiiit I’m tryna hit that again.
I ran the numbers and figured out she’d be ovulating some time in the middle of this week. Wanted to max out her horniness to bolster my chances.
Tonight I bought her some flowers bc she always wanted me to be romantic. Climbed up the tree to her balcony and... no one there. I sat on the balcony down bad for about half an hour. Smoked some cbd, played some games on my phone, talked to disc homies.
When I was about to leave, her light turned on. I nearly shat myself. I figured they were on vacation or something. Thankfully I was sitting in the corner so she couldn’t see me.
For the next hour I waited there for her to turn her lights off so I wouldn’t be risking her sister seeing me. That dyke hates me with a passion.
During that hour she literally opened the door to smoke weed. Never stepped out and saw me Jfl. My heart was pounding pounding. Also keep in mind I was dressed to be sexy not warm and it was 45 degrees out.
After an hour and a half of sitting there shivering she turned her light off. I set the flowers in front of the door and knocked lightly. Idk what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this:
“Leave. Leave immediately. Bye.”
So I raped her. Just kidding, she locked me out.
I climbed back down, took a piss on her garage, and walked to my car. Before I got there, I get a call from an unknown number(bc she blocked me lol).
We then talked for 45 minutes. Lots of insults and accusations and why did you hurt me’s. Deserved, but it was funny how inaccurate her recollection of our dates was.
The way she told it I was just trying to hook up with her in my car, when in reality I had been taking her out on dates and then she wanted to hook up in my car. Totally backwards.
Whatever. She got to unload her pain and get some closure. I got my validation from hearing her cry a ton. I’m a sick socio bastard but hey I didn’t choose it, it is what it is.
Some fun quotes:
“I’m completely traumatized”
“Because of you I’ll never be able to trust a man”
“You fucked me up for months”
“You raped me”(she said I could hit raw but didn’t want me to bust in her walls oops)
“You’re a manipulative piece of shit”
“I hate you so much”
And my favorite
“I wanted you to get castrated and die”
Things didn’t go according to plan, but i enjoyed the rush of putting myself out there and had fun regardless of the L. And although I don’t really care even though I wish I did, I think the closure will be good for her.
She went from Muh piece of shit Muh I hate you Muh rape to “I understand why you did what you did” and “if I met you now and you weren’t the asshole you used to be(lol) we could have a great relationship.”
Hope you enjoyed my story.
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