OOH MY FUCKING GOG I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK

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I was on my phone in my room ( dark ) i was replying to @Mogs Me and @Gaygymmaxx and this BITCHASS NIGGA MOTH fly on my chest i was like WTF IS THIS SHIT NIGGA
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GOT UP INSTANTLY
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And then turn up my light switch
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And i swat the moth
@Tyler1 @User28823 @Notcel
 
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@Gaygymmaxx :feelsping:
 
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Yo nigger
 
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I was on my phone in my room ( dark ) i was replying to @Mogs Me and @Gaygymmaxx and this BITCHASS NIGGA MOTH fly on my chest i was like WTF IS THIS SHIT NIGGA
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GOT UP INSTANTLY
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And then turn up my light switch
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And i swat the moth
@Tyler1 @User28823 @Notcel
Nigga thinks he's sinister but really just another dalit dungbeetle like me and Jatt :feelskek:

You may not be a tuktuk driver, but when I drive my tuktuk in the streets of New Delhi. It's you who's getting tuktuk'ed around 😢

Just one caste above me, but you're still in range saar
 
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Nigga thinks he's sinister but really just another dalit dungbeetle like me and Jatt :feelskek:

You may not be a tuktuk driver, but when I drive my tuktuk in the streets of New Delhi. It's you who's getting tuktuk'ed around 😢

Just one caste above me, but you're still in range saar
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Nigga do you read the street signs out loud while you're driving too? I don't need to read ts :feelskek:
 
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Nigga thinks he's sinister but really just another dalit dungbeetle like me and Jatt :feelskek:

You may not be a tuktuk driver, but when I drive my tuktuk in the streets of New Delhi. It's you who's getting tuktuk'ed around 😢

Just one caste above me, but you're still in range saar
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Nigga do you read the street signs out loud while you're driving too? I don't need to read ts :feelskek:
then don't, did i ever tell you to?!
 
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then don't, did i ever tell you to?!
I have an autistic grandpa in law ( married my widowed grandma)

He does the same shit :feelskek:
 
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Nigga thinks he's sinister but really just another dalit dungbeetle like me and Jatt :feelskek:

You may not be a tuktuk driver, but when I drive my tuktuk in the streets of New Delhi. It's you who's getting tuktuk'ed around 😢

Just one caste above me, but you're still in range saar
Tf are you talling about man
 
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do i look like i give a shit
I have a bipolar step aunt (married my widowed uncle)

Who also crashes out when confronted :feelskek:
 
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intelligence quotient
I have a scholarly son in law (was produced by my stepbrothers testicles)

Who also uses big words for fun when it's not required :feelskek:
 
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I have a scholarly son in law (was produced by my stepbrothers testicles)

Who also uses big words for fun when it's not required :feelskek:
The Poet
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Jatt new bicycle seat thoughts ?
@Oriental @Waffe @Tyler1 @Quncho
 
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I have a scholarly son in law (was produced by my stepbrothers testicles)

Who also uses big words for fun when it's not required :feelskek:
I have a gay nigger accomplice (he's a hardworking man in a sphere of pornography)

Who also loves to say bullshit on incel forums and thinks he's the smartest chap you'll ever know
 
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I have a gay nigger accomplice (he's a hardworking man in a sphere of pornography)

Who also loves to say bullshit on incel forums and thinks he's the smartest chap you'll ever know
I have a dysfunctional set of balls (they've become inactive from pinning T)
 
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finish it G don't rush
I have retrograde ejaculation, (which means when I cum it goes into the bladder instead of out of my dick)

So I can't finish :feelswhy:
 
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Its crazy how humans prioritize life depending on the lifeform, if it was a bunny, would you have killed it?
 
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Its crazy how humans prioritize life depending on the lifeform, if it was a bunny, would you have killed it?
Nigga why tf would a bunny jump on my chest randomly in the middle of night i dont even have a bunny
 
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Nigga why tf would a bunny jump on my chest randomly in the middle of night i dont even have a bunny
If it was, would you have killed it?
 
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