opening siege after 3 weeks

[asdvek]

tbh

ima just do 1v1s with random shitters ngl

 

[larpcel]

you’ll make it to silver today!! I believe in you!

 

[Reformed]

Minecraft mogs imagine playing a game that purposefully raises ur cortisol like some abused dog

 

[asdvek]

@gymcelld

 

[asdvek]

you’ll make it to silver today!! I believe in you!

top 50 champ peak BTW

 

[Grievous]

'Siege to imitate my family back in India'

 

[asdvek]

Minecraft mogs imagine playing a game that purposefully raises ur cortisol like some abused dog

well yuh

this game is such a cortisol spike

 

[larpcel]

top 50 champ peak BTW

Out of the 50 people still playing the game

 

[asdvek]

Out of the 50 people still playing the game

theres still over 300k players currently retard but it's irrelevant because;

+ it was in ranked 1.0 so i'm guessing there was over a million players at the time, and in ranked 1.0 every top champ had a name and was known in the community

+ i still hit top 200 in deadly omen

 

[larpcel]

theres still over 300k players currently retard but it's irrelevant because;

+ it was in ranked 1.0 so i'm guessing there was over a million players at the time, and in ranked 1.0 every top champ had a name and was known in the community

+ i still hit top 200 in deadly omen

300k my ass maybe in 2016. Top 200 is meh anyway

 

[asdvek]

300k my ass maybe in 2016. Top 200 is meh anyway

go ahead and try to get out of silver let alone become a champ i dare you faggot

 

[larpcel]

go ahead and try to get out of silver let alone become a champ i dare you faggot

Champ is nothing special Anyone with more than 500 hrs gets there easily. Easiest highest rank in any game to achieve with that ranking system

 

[asdvek]

Champ is nothing special Anyone with more than 500 hrs gets there easily. Easiest highest rank in any game to achieve with that ranking system

you do realize theres mountains of difference between a regular champ vs a top champ right

 

[larpcel]

you do realize theres mountains of difference between a regular champ vs a top champ right

No shit but ur not a top champ player

 

[asdvek]

No shit but ur not a top champ player

wait you're right im not

these newgens are so fucking retarded

 

[larpcel]

wait you're right im not

these newgens are so fucking retarded

Had the game since release… A top champ player isn’t someone with a randomly good peak, ur just a lucky regular

 

[asdvek]

Had the game since release… A top champ player isn’t someone with a randomly good peak, ur just a lucky regular

$3k made from tourneys btw

 

[zygosmasher]

top 50 champ peak BTW

Cap + means nothing

 

[asdvek]

Cap + means nothing

oh yeah fag $3k from tourneys mean a lot tbh

 

[zygosmasher]

oh yeah fag $3k from tourneys mean a lot tbh

Low earns tbh

 

[larpcel]

$3k made from tourneys btw

3k in the 10+ years the game has been out really shows ur a top champ

 

[asdvek]

3k in the 10+ years the game has been out really shows ur a top champ

i havent been playing for that long you fucking retard i have been playing since 2021, even then i started playing actually in 2023, before that i was just playing for fun

 

[asdvek]

Low earns tbh

getting paid to play a video game retard

 

[larpcel]

i havent been playing for that long you fucking retard i have been playing since 2021, even then i started playing actually in 2023, before that i was just playing for fun

So ur a newgen farming low level tourneys larping as a top champ

 

[asdvek]

So ur a newgen farming low level tourneys larping as a top champ

farming low level tourneys

3000 is not a small amount of money

and top 50 is considered a top champ yes

 

[zygosmasher]

getting paid to play a video game retard

Chump change McDonald’s job application is waiting

 

[asdvek]

Chump change McDonald’s job application is waiting

nah i got 50k sitting around dont need a job rn

 

[zygosmasher]

So ur a newgen farming low level tourneys larping as a top champ

The fact he’s flexing 2.0 rank already solidifies that he’s a bot

 

[zygosmasher]

nah i got 50k sitting around dont need a job rn

Time is ticking

 

[asdvek]

The fact he’s flexing 2.0 rank already solidifies that he’s a bot

im not flexing 2.0 rank

+ it was in ranked 1.0 so i'm guessing there was over a million players at the time, and in ranked 1.0 every top champ had a name and was known in the community

 

[asdvek]

Time is ticking

oh dw ill ask my parents to give me money

time isnt ticking for me

 

[larpcel]

farming low level tourneys

3000 is not a small amount of money

and top 50 is considered a top champ yes

Hitting top 50 once doesn’t make u a top champ

Everyone knows the alt account tourney method give it up those 3k are a sign of scam not skill

 

[zygosmasher]

im not flexing 2.0 rank

1.0 was still free

 

[zygosmasher]

oh dw ill ask my parents to give me money

time isnt ticking for me

Life of a chud

 

[asdvek]

Life of a chud

cope you wish you had my life

Hitting top 50 once doesn’t make u a top champ

top 50 by definition is a top champ you fucking retard holy shit

Everyone knows the alt account tourney method give it up those 3k are a sign of scam not skill

no? where'd you even get this from LMFAOOOOO

 

[zygosmasher]

cope you wish you had my life

i can assure you i don’t want to live the life of a bot

 

[asdvek]

i can assure you i don’t want to live the life of a bot

ah yes

flip the burgers bro

im sure you're not a bot because you flip the burgers and put the fries in the bag

while i sit at home doing nothing and just chilling

 

[larpcel]

top 50 by definition is a top champ you fucking retard holy shit

no? where'd you even get this from LMFAOOOOO

top 50 peak ≠ top champ are u retarded

Audacity calling me a newgen where did I get this from??? Almost everyone does this it means nothing

 

[zygosmasher]

ah yes

flip the burgers bro

im sure you're not a bot because you flip the burgers and put the fries in the bag

while i sit at home doing nothing and just chilling

Who says i work at McDonald’s? What you think im doing now retard. I’m saying you’re a bot at siege

 

[zygosmasher]

top 50 peak ≠ top champ are u retarded

Audacity calling me a newgen where did I get this from??? Almost everyone does this it means nothing

Don’t even react anymore he’s just embarrassing himself

 

[asdvek]

he’s just embarrassing himself

"embarrassing myself" to some retards who dont even know shit about the game or even play the game

Who says i work at McDonald’s

me?

top 50 peak ≠ top champ are u retarded

top 50 peak is indeed a top champ you fucking retard

i've been champion in 7 different seasons

 

[zygosmasher]

"embarrassing myself" to some retards who dont even know shit about the game or even play the game

are you eu? I’ll download the game after not playing for 3 years and humble you very very quickly. You say we don’t know the game and you’re flexing 3k earns and champ. Give up

 

[larpcel]

top 50 peak is indeed a top champ you fucking retard

i've been champion in 7 different seasons

I can’t tell if ur serious, u think a peak makes u that level automatically ur delusional

 

[asdvek]

I can’t tell if ur serious, u think a peak makes u that level automatically ur delusional

Have you been top 50 before let alone top 5000?

 

[asdvek]

are you eu? I’ll download the game after not playing for 3 years and humble you very very quickly. You say we don’t know the game and you’re flexing 3k earns and champ. Give up

this is the 1848425th time someone is saying "ill hop on rn and humble you" then they proceed to not get a single round

and no im not EU you faggot cuck

 

[zygosmasher]

this is the 1848425th time someone is saying "ill hop on rn and humble you" then they proceed to not get a single round

and no im not EU you faggot cuck

Flexing non EU champ and earns aswell omfg so fucking over. Nice excuse btw, dogshit retard

 

[asdvek]

Flexing non EU champ and earns aswell omfg so fucking over. Nice excuse btw, dogshit retard

BRO OMG I CANT

HOLY FUCK

NIGGA HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED SIEGE BEFORE? I BET YOU HAVE THE FREE VERSION

WHAT THE FUCK

NIGGA SAID "NON EU CHAMP"

 

[larpcel]

Have you been top 50 before let alone top 5000?

You’ll be telling this lucky top 50 story to ur grandkids keep holding onto it, rather be consistently good

 

[asdvek]

You’ll be telling this lucky top 50 story to ur grandkids keep holding onto it, rather be consistently good

NIGGA I DONT CARE

THE GAMES DEAD

I ALREADY MADE MY MONEY & MADE MY NAME

I DONT EVEN PLAY ANYMORE

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM PLAYING AFTER WEEKS AND I JUST PLAYED ONE CUSTOM

 

[zygosmasher]

BRO OMG I CANT

HOLY FUCK

NIGGA HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED SIEGE BEFORE? I BET YOU HAVE THE FREE VERSION

WHAT THE FUCK

NIGGA SAID "NON EU CHAMP"

I bet you have the free version . Guaranteed started playing the game years and years before you even heard about it. You play on non EU servers so it automatically discredits all of your “achievements”