Oral minoxidil is the way

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So many people on this forum debate whenever topical or oral minoxidil is the most safest and effective. I myself have tried both and it’s safe to say oral minoxidil brutally mogs topical in every way.

“Oh the muh bloat!!!”. I have never ever ever gotten bloated on it. My dosage is 2.5 mg which is the standard dose but you can go higher. Nothing below 5 mg is gonna get you bloated or build up water retention. Worst case scenario just take it in the evening when you’re in your home by yourselfmaxxing. Literally flushes away the next day.

“Oh what about the muh headaches and upbeat heart rate!!” I’ll say it did give me a bit of a headache when I started but I promise you, get your body used to it and it’ll eventually go away.

“Uhm!!!!! muh topical minoxidil is proven to work better and easier to use!!!”. No tf it is not, there has been literally studies done that oral minoxidil has shown to better absorb through the blood stream and produce more hair growth. Also topical is dangerously toxic to pets if exposed and this shit didn’t make me sleep because I might’ve applied too much Imao.

Stop fearmaxxing oral minoxidil and hop on to mog in terms of misc. Two weeks of oral have gave me better results than 4 months. Any one that says it’s bad for you has litteraly never tried themselves.
 

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It’s really as simple as this: I CANNOT be fucked to rub slop on my head every single fucking day for the rest of my life when it can be avoided with no loss of the benefit
 
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So many people on this forum debate whenever topical or oral minoxidil is the most safest and effective. I myself have tried both and it’s safe to say oral minoxidil brutally mogs topical in every way.

“Oh the muh bloat!!!”. I have never ever ever gotten bloated on it. My dosage is 2.5 mg which is the standard dose but you can go higher. Nothing below 5 mg is gonna get you bloated or build up water retention. Worst case scenario just take it in the evening when you’re in your home by yourselfmaxxing. Literally flushes away the next day.

“Oh what about the muh headaches and upbeat heart rate!!” I’ll say it did give me a bit of a headache when I started but I promise you, get your body used to it and it’ll eventually go away.

“Uhm!!!!! muh topical minoxidil is proven to work better and easier to use!!!”. No tf it is not, there has been literally studies done that oral minoxidil has shown to better absorb through the blood stream and produce more hair growth. Also topical is dangerously toxic to pets if exposed and this shit didn’t make me sleep because I might’ve applied too much Imao.

Stop fearmaxxing oral minoxidil and hop on to mog in terms of misc. Two weeks of oral have gave me better results than 4 months. Any one that says it’s bad for you has litteraly never tried themselves.
cool man
 
It’s really as simple as this: I CANNOT be fucked to rub slop on my head every single fucking day for the rest of my life when it can be avoided with no loss of the benefit
in my opinion its even better for hair since u cant reach some places with it and ur not gonna always apply it well on ur lashes and eyebrows so theres no reason to not save the effort for the same price
 
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Shit thread Shit argument JFL

Anecdotal evidence is universally considered the weakest form of a thesis

Just stating your personal experience doesn't mean others will face similar effects.
 
Shit thread Shit argument JFL

Anecdotal evidence is universally considered the weakest form of a thesis

Just stating your personal experience doesn't mean others will face similar effects.
average topical user
 
Agreed, I'm buying like 10 grams to dose myself
 

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