Oral minoxidil sucks

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You have to get it exported from another country risking it to get seized, just for it to bloat you. Yeah it’s good for facial hairs, but you can just use the liquid version of it, latisse and micronedling and basically get no side effects (only id you’re not a retard)
 
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JUST BRIBE YOUR DERMAT TO PRESCRIBE YOU ,EASILY WORKS WITH THE GREEDY ONES
 
2.5-5mg shouldnt bloat u
 
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Oral min is literally a systemic antihypertensive with a black box warning. Even 2.5mg can cause edema, tachycardia and hypertrichosis in random spots. If you want hair just stick with 5% topical + dermarolling and maybe fin/dut for AGA. Chasing a few extra hairs by popping pills and bloating yourself is giga cope, you can't cheat follicle genetics.
 
Oral min is literally a systemic antihypertensive with a black box warning. Even 2.5mg can cause edema, tachycardia and hypertrichosis in random spots. If you want hair just stick with 5% topical + dermarolling and maybe fin/dut for AGA. Chasing a few extra hairs by popping pills and bloating yourself is giga cope, you can't cheat follicle genetics.
It's literally super low risk and if you're scared, just eat heathily on your daily basis or pop 2.5mg EOD bro. Reddit-tier fearmongering lmao, also the bloat is very minimal though if you're using such low doses at 2.5mg which also works perfectly
 
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iv been uisng 5mg daily, nothing no side fuckass fearmongering chuds
 
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and if you cant get it your js a fag iqcel
 
You have to get it exported from another country risking it to get seized, just for it to bloat you. Yeah it’s good for facial hairs, but you can just use the liquid version of it, latisse and micronedling and basically get no side effects (only id you’re not a retard)
Bloat happens to like 5% of people, keep coping
 
2.5-5mg shouldnt bloat u
it does broski, i want a big propopent of mixonidil not bloating you, but iam now positive it does to some extent especially at 5mg and more. (ive done up to 10mg ED).
Also makes undereye somehow a little bit worse.

Not as noticeable if on a caloric deficit and low sugar/carbs
 
Bloat happens to like 5% of people, keep coping
it does to everyone to some extent, wether you notice it now, or in 6 months when you'll take a 1-2 weeks break during vacation.
Still manageable for me, especially as i just bought diuretics.
And also no hair no life, so i'll still take 5mg ED no matter what
 
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“Yeah bro dont use oral minoxidil, but you know what you should use? A lash serum that will completely fuck your orbital fat”
Mocking Tom And Jerry GIF
 
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it does to everyone to some extent, wether you notice it now, or in 6 months when you'll take a 1-2 weeks break during vacation.
Still manageable for me, especially as i just bought diuretics.
And also no hair no life, so i'll still take 5mg ED no matter what
i mean eventually the bloat will subside and if you manage bloating good in general then the ROI is unmatched
 
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it does broski, i want a big propopent of mixonidil not bloating you, but iam now positive it does to some extent especially at 5mg and more. (ive done up to 10mg ED).
Also makes undereye somehow a little bit worse.

Not as noticeable if on a caloric deficit and low sugar/carbs
My face legit lost 5lbs of water when i reduced 10mg to 5mg
 
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i mean eventually the bloat will subside and if you manage bloating good in general then the ROI is unmatched
I would rather be bloated with hair than a bald debloated ogre
 
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Bloat happens to like 5% of people, keep coping
I'm thinking about switching to oral minoxidil because I just can't keep doing this topical shit, it's destroying my mental state

I fucking hate how my hair ends up after I apply minoxidil, and the whole process is just very stressful. I don't want to keep doing it until I die

What dose of oral minoxidil is equivalent to 5% topical minoxidil? And is the bloating stuff real?
 
You have to get it exported from another country risking it to get seized, just for it to bloat you. Yeah it’s good for facial hairs, but you can just use the liquid version of it, latisse and micronedling and basically get no side effects (only id you’re not a retard)
Had zero bloat on it
IMG 3025
 
You have to get it exported from another country risking it to get seized, just for it to bloat you. Yeah it’s good for facial hairs, but you can just use the liquid version of it, latisse and micronedling and basically get no side effects (only id you’re not a retard)
Fucking Idiot im on oral minoxodil not bloated and no sideffects my hair is growing back and everything is fine using the worst possible thing to hate on smth is idiotic (testo is bad cuz u could die)
 
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