Orangutangs get mogged by proboscis monkeys [HIGH IQ]

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Orangutangs are completely chopped. They have on average a subhuman midface ratio of 0.52 and an abysmal 0.5 chin to philtrum ratio. Somehow both ginger + black simultaneously, absolutely brutal. Only redeeming quality is PCT. Ropemax territory + feminized nose.
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Compare this to the proboscis monkey. Aside from a poor midface ratio, very chad. Nosemogs orangutangs with a very long, masculine nose. This is optimal for the 69 sex position as you can perform cunnilingus while simultaneously slaying the vaginal canal with the nose. As you can see on average they have a NEGATIVE philtrum length, as the nose extends slightly below the upper lip. Slayer level + less hirsute with blonde hair and fair skin. Monkey worthy of entering agartha.
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I just remembered, proboscis monkeys have hunter eyes and virgin orangutangs have severe UEE
 

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