Offensive Bias
Ascension or Death
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While this forum may know him as Blackgymmax or florene bleu or any other alias they choose to recognize him as, we now know the true identity of this man. Thousands of years ago Lord Blackgymmax was very fed up with blackness and black identity and wanted to cure dark skin once and for all. After numerous test trials and sessions he stripped a few subjects of their melanin(curse that gives dark skin and black features according to Lord Blackgymmax). These subjects were then able to breed and later on gave birth and rise to the white race.
He was delighted with his creation but quickly realized how bad of a situation he had caused as his creation had came into conflict with the porch monkies he so dearly swore to annihilate. Not wanting to be the center of attention he had to remove 2/3rds of his head and inflate his nose to a dorito size in order to remain inconspicuous and ensure the remaining brain of his had enough oxygen to survive.
Seeing how turbulent and lasting the conflict of his own doing was he opted to put himself to sleep in a cryogenics chamber to wait out this conflict. Fast forwards to our timeline and the Lord himself awoke from his deep slumber. However all of his medical equipment and technologies of the past were destroyed and upon meeting his creations he realized how utterly mogged he was, going on to make videos on Youtube expressing his displeasure with this prospect.
We now know the true identity of this man. Lord Blackgymmax and Yakub are both one and the same.
He was delighted with his creation but quickly realized how bad of a situation he had caused as his creation had came into conflict with the porch monkies he so dearly swore to annihilate. Not wanting to be the center of attention he had to remove 2/3rds of his head and inflate his nose to a dorito size in order to remain inconspicuous and ensure the remaining brain of his had enough oxygen to survive.
Seeing how turbulent and lasting the conflict of his own doing was he opted to put himself to sleep in a cryogenics chamber to wait out this conflict. Fast forwards to our timeline and the Lord himself awoke from his deep slumber. However all of his medical equipment and technologies of the past were destroyed and upon meeting his creations he realized how utterly mogged he was, going on to make videos on Youtube expressing his displeasure with this prospect.
We now know the true identity of this man. Lord Blackgymmax and Yakub are both one and the same.
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