Ostrich

[eyelidcel]

Imagine spending all of your time trying to comedymaxx when an Ostrich mogs your whole routine effortlessly. No gay ass joke you concocted with perfect setup and punchline can compare to

the golden god of comedy .
Promoters should just put one of these niggas on stage and rake in the cash.

 

[Deleted member 6306]

Should necktrain

 

[eyelidcel]

I heard they’re dinosaurs.

there are avian and non-avian dinosaurs so yes probably.

 

[eyelidcel]

Should necktrain

Cope, The ostrich has a genius strat ,They make it seem like a vulnerability so they can kick you with their big, fat, meaty legs of death when you get close.

 

[Deleted member 6306]

 

[eyelidcel]

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Looks alpha

 

[Deleted member 6306]

Looks alpha

 

[eyelidcel]

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Looks BETA!, over for old gay soytriches ngl..

 

[Deleted member 6306]

Looks BETA!, over for old gay soytriches ngl..

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Thats the only animal, besides vagina, that have attacked me before. Fuck those poultry abominations. I once went to go pet one through the fence...mother fucker tried pecking my hand off.

 

[eyelidcel]

Thats the only animal, besides vagina, that have attacked me before. Fuck those poultry abominations. I once went to go pet one through the fence...mother fucker tried pecking my hand off.

they funny tho...