Out of the billions of sperms you are the one that got chosen

[Jagged0]

think about that - Allah has a plan for us all.

 

[Aristotélēs]

Allah = Ali

 

[A1khatr1]

Bro finally muslims on this forum

 

[Jagged0]

Bro finally muslims on this forum

as-salamu alaykum brother

 

[A1khatr1]

as-salamu alaykum brother

Wa alaikum assalam brother

 

[Glorious King]

think about that - Allah has a plan for us all.

and i regret it everyday

 

[Bars]

My father went to a uni to find a girl to marry at 25 and she said ok and left uni and that's how they made me. There is no divine in this shit

 

[Maxillular]

My father went to a uni to find a girl to marry at 25 and she said ok and left uni and that's how they made me. There is no divine in this shit

same exact backstory and age of the parents too wtf

 

[Bars]

same exact backstory and age of the parents too wtf

Such a weird story ngl. My father with his friends literally went to universities and asked girls there whetheir they want to marry. And they made a subhuman such as myself

 

[Maxillular]

Such a weird story ngl. My father with his friends literally went to universities and asked girls there whetheir they want to marry. And they made a subhuman such as myself

SAME WTF

One of my dads friends ended up becoming my uncle

the nigga set my dad up with his own sister-- which ended up being my mom obviously

My dad is giga ND and couldn't find a woman by himself before the age of 23 or 26 whatever it was

 

[Punjabi Waffen]

think about that - Allah has a plan for us all.

ya ali

 

[Maxillular]

Such a weird story ngl. My father with his friends literally went to universities and asked girls there whetheir they want to marry. And they made a subhuman such as myself

Actually I thought this was COMPLETELY normal when i was a kid

my parents told me when i was like 5 to go to uni just to randomly approach foids and ask them to marry me

and this is how everybody ascended, by cold approaching in uni at age 18-25

 

[Maxillular]

Actually I thought this was COMPLETELY normal when i was a kid

my parents told me when i was like 5 to go to uni just to randomly approach foids and ask them to marry me

and this is how everybody ascended, by cold approaching in uni at age 18-25

@ltnbrownacnecel

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Actually I thought this was COMPLETELY normal when i was a kid

my parents told me when i was like 5 to go to uni just to randomly approach foids and ask them to marry me

and this is how everybody ascended, by cold approaching in uni at age 18-25

My dad's always confused why I don't have a gf yet. It's like bro, I inherited my mothers 5,0 shitskin genetics .

 

[Maxillular]

My dad's always confused why I don't have a gf yet. It's like bro, I inherited my mothers 5,0 shitskin genetics .

My mom's 5'3 genes nerfed me so hard

My dads grandparents were all 6'0 despite being malnourished mongolians

i couldve been like 6'3

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

My mom's 5'3 genes nerfed me so hard

My dads grandparents were all 6'0 despite being malnourished mongolians

i couldve been like 6'3

Lucky my parents are 5,0 and 5,8 but I still managed to grow to 5,9. If I had my dad skin tone and skull I wouldn't be on this forum.

 

[Ergogenic]

think about that - Allah has a plan for us all.

Your title is a platitude.

 

[dawooddX]

SAME WTF

One of my dads friends ended up becoming my uncle

the nigga set my dad up with his own sister-- which ended up being my mom obviously

My dad is giga ND and couldn't find a woman by himself before the age of 23 or 26 whatever it was

ngl not a bad idea

ur homeboy becoming a relative
might not be a bad idea

 

[Deleted member 281211]

think about that - Allah has a plan for us all.

allah is frauding

 

[croasbow]

Salam alaykum. Your pfp is haram