Over for everyone but me

[Vermilioncore]

Yesterday my girlfriend went to her girl friends house and then came back and told me,

“I’m glad you sexually satisfy me.”

And this came out of nowhere, so I said, “why do you say that?”

And she said “because my girlfriends and the girls at work all complain about how their boyfriends or one night stands don’t satisfy them sexually and they can’t cum. But in my head I was so happy because I know that you satisfy me. You fuck me good.”

And this kinda irritated me a bit because I don’t like these sluts telling my gf about their ONS. But, the upside is that I make my girl cum.

Then she said “you fuck so good. Any girl would be lucky to have you”

Jfl. Life on easy mode for me even tho I just got fired

 

[Razeb]

Yesterday my girlfriend went to her girl friends house and then came back and told me,

“I’m glad you sexually satisfy me.”

And this came out of nowhere, so I said, “why do you say that?”

And she said “because my girlfriends and the girls at work all complain about how their boyfriends or one night stands don’t satisfy them sexually and they can’t cum. But in my head I was so happy because I know that you satisfy me. You fuck me good.”

And this kinda irritated me a bit because I don’t like these sluts telling my gf about their ONS. But, the upside is that I make my girl cum.

Then she said “you fuck so good. Any girl would be lucky to have you”

Jfl. Life on easy mode for me even tho I just got fired

 

[Deleted member 26116]

Meanwhile I am in the middle of yet another porn session

 

[Vermilioncore]

I swear on my family’s life that this happened. And I’m a man of God.

Also she said, “now I know why all the girls like you. You’re that mysterious guy and you’re dark.”

So I asked “dark? What do you mean? Like dark skin?”

Then she said “no like dark energy, like mysterious and dark. Girls love that”

I literally am the ideal man. A gothic femboy

 

[The Grinch]

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[Deleted member 23239]

kids in this music video are in their 40s now ....

 

[Deleted member 25198]

Ok Chadriguez

 

[siklet]

Meanwhile I am in the middle of yet another porn session

Brutal stop watching that shit bro its poison

 

[Deleted member 16636]

Meanwhile I am in the middle of yet another porn session

This is a vermillioncore post, it’s a clear larp.

 

[Deleted member 21824]

legit bro.
its so lifefuel having 7.5 inch dick. idk what i would do without that

 

[7zyzz7]

reddit spacing

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Ok chad

 

[Zeruel]

This is a vermillioncore post, it’s a clear larp.

Nope, life is just that easy when you’re a deranged dark triad psychopath who fucks his virgin and dominates the world.