Over for me: diagnosed with fatal condition

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I felt a sharp pain in my throat, so I visited my local gp this morning.

I go to the reception to confirm my appointment, but I was greeted by ugliest little curry munching street shitter face I have ever seen. It was @badg96, the fat of obese. He told me it’s “over for my seat”, so I sit and wait.

5 minutes pass, then I was seen by @DoctorLooksmax into his office, who deeply regretted to inform me I am diagnosed with @Thompsonz -litis, an uncurable disease:
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Zyzz
 
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what a guy
 
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Aren't you that guy who had testicular cancer and got his balls and dick removed
 
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Aren't you that guy who had testicular cancer and got his balls and dick removed
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Yes bro that is me:feelswah: over for my inkwell genes. First the genitals now the throat

I’m sitting in hospital room rn, eating chicken masala and gosha soup
 
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PCT01 said:
Yes bro that is me:feelswah: over for my inkwell genes. First the genitals now the throat

I’m sitting in hospital room rn, eating chicken masala and gosha soup
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A lesson to always be grateful for what we have
 
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Jagged0 said:
A lesson to always be grateful for what we have
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Indeed brother. I will miss you guys once I’m gone, it’s terminal. I have few weeks left if that
 
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Brutal brother, I’m devastated to hear this news
By the way does this mean you’ll be needing me to fulfill your gf’s sexual needs? It seems such a bother but I’d hate to turn down your request at a troublesome time like this
 
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ReadBooksEveryday said:
Brutal brother, I’m devastated to hear this news
By the way does this mean you’ll be needing me to fulfill your gf’s sexual needs? It seems such a bother but I’d hate to turn down your request at a troublesome time like this
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Thanks bro, but she broke up with me upon hearing the news of my condition. She is eloping with @the BULL to russia as we speak:feelswah:
 
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PCT01 said:
Thanks bro, but she broke up with me upon hearing the news of my condition. She is eloping with @the BULL to russia as we speak:feelswah:
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She’ll come back once she sees his small penis and his attempt at saying a basic Russian word wrong
 
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what does thompsonz-litis really mean
what are the symptoms
 
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Thompsonz said:
what does thompsonz-litis really mean
what are the symptoms
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Doctor was vague, he was busy shitposting on looksmax during my appointment. But he said It starts with a sore throat, then moves over to the brain, giving intrusive thoughts of mogging. All you can hear is a 3 letter word “Psl”…I wonder what it means

Doc said the fatal condition is aggravated by drinking gosha soup, but it’s all they feed me in my ward rn:feelsrope:
 
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Mogpogs said:
Sore throat from all the dick gobbling
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The doc said dick gobbling is good for lower third…I was skeptical but then he offered to demonstrate on his assistant @2000 . I couldn’t believe it, after 1 dick gobble he looked like Tom Cruiz:feelsgiga:
 
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I’m drunk lol
 
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:feelskek::feelskek: Keep coping faggy i got minox + fin but doc said i dont need it.
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why would i cope?
you were my dickrider but then i said that i dont like you and you started barking at me
gtfo schizoid, you are not high t to call anyone twink.
 
Thompsonz said:
why would i cope?
you were my dickrider but then i said that i dont like you and you started barking at me
gtfo schizoid, you are not high t to call anyone twink.
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When was i your dickrider? When did you say you dont like me? I just reply low effort shit to you cause you’re schizo :feelskek: when did you check my t levels? Why haventyou ignored me yet?
 
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i got minox + fin but doc said i dont need it.
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Yeh did this as prevention measure too even at NW0, but I kinda stopped now cause lazy and fin was kinda killing my dick ngl, erection quality was not as good as normal by like 15% difference
 
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Only a doofus would like to get aging and walk like that dotard Joe in pain and confusion
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i got good aging genes like my father
but at 40 do you really care about looks
 
Mogpogs said:
When was i your dickrider? When did you say you dont like me? I just reply low effort shit to you cause you’re schizo :feelskek: when did you check my t levels? Why haventyou ignored me yet?
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im low effort too
i saw you bro you are not far from twink stop reacting to me
 
Thompsonz said:
im low effort too
i saw you bro you are not far from twink stop reacting to me
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I’m glad you think i’m prettyboy but I don’t think so yet. Stop giving me notifications, stop spamming my ass tbh twink
 
Mogpogs said:
I’m glad you think i’m prettyboy but I don’t think so yet. Stop giving me notifications, stop spamming my ass tbh twink
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you are starting shit with me you retard, you are not prettyboy jfl

dont fucking ever talk to me fucking garbage
 
Thompsonz said:
you are starting shit with me you retard, you are not prettyboy jfl

dont fucking ever talk to me fucking garbage
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Dnr tbh but stop giving me notifs, it’s jarring to the eyes
 
Thompsonz said:
suck my dick retard , im 2x better norwood than you
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Yeah youre 2x the norwood i am bitch :feelskek: stop giving me notifications i’m trying to play my games
 
Mogpogs said:
Yeah youre 2x the norwood i am bitch :feelskek: stop giving me notifications i’m trying to play my games
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shut the fuck retard dont ever react to me , dont ever talk to me you abused little whore
 
Thompsonz said:
shut the fuck retard dont ever react to me , dont ever talk to me you abused little whore
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Stop quoting me then dumbass :forcedsmile: i keep having to pause my shit to read your shit replies.
 
Mogpogs said:
Stop quoting me then dumbass :forcedsmile: i keep having to pause my shit to read your shit replies.
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shut the fuck up you abused little punk dont ever react to my posts
 
Thompsonz said:
shut the fuck up you abused little punk dont ever react to my posts
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Ive never reacted to your shit posts except with a ugh react. Now shut the fuck up you little shit covered borscht slurper and get the fuck out of my notifs
 
Mogpogs said:
Ive never reacted to your shit posts except with a ugh react. Now shut the fuck up you little shit covered borscht slurper and get the fuck out of my notifs
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suck my damn balls you retard fuck
 
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