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I made a new term called “bud” they’re dudes with baseball caps, typical masculine voices, HTB wife and a couple children. They wear sandals and have a mortgage payment and go to the grocery store with their families and make the kid give the cuck cashier the money for the items, like this;

“Okay that’ll be 25.98,” - cashier

“Alright bud give him the cash,” - the Bud says to his little son

The son gives the wagie the cash

The Bud and his family walk out and go home and watch Sunday night football with the pals
 
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Wdym
 
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The Bud and his family walk out and go home and watch Sunday night football with the pals
I cant think of anything I’d rather do less other than get pegged by a sharp spike studded dildo I’m ngl
 
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new goal in life: get my little son to pay the wagie
 
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here’s comes that wdym bozo 💀 i feel like you were that kid in class who always got picked second to last and ended up being paired with the last kid (who was a bit more normal than you) and you annoyed him saying all these Yughio quotes and shit and being extra nerdy and cringe
 
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Is this guy a bud?
IMG 8979
 
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Ober
 
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Blud giving us parenting advice 💀
 
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Why would you be jealous of being so generic
 
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How about this guy?
IMG 5847
 
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jason bateman vibe
 
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Tonight Show GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
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I swear you accused me of being him before… can’t find the thread tho… crazy deja vu
Na you ugly asf short fat mofo how’s that for deja vu
 
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here’s comes that wdym bozo 💀 i feel like you were that kid in class who always got picked second to last and ended up being paired with the last kid (who was a bit more normal than you) and you annoyed him saying all these Yughio quotes and shit and being extra nerdy and cringe
Oddly specific
 
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I made a new term called “bud” they’re dudes with baseball caps, typical masculine voices, HTB wife and a couple children. They wear sandals and have a mortgage payment and go to the grocery store with their families and make the kid give the cuck cashier the money for the items, like this;

“Okay that’ll be 25.98,” - cashier

“Alright bud give him the cash,” - the Bud says to his little son

The son gives the wagie the cash

The Bud and his family walk out and go home and watch Sunday night football with the pals
Soyyyymaxthread
 
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Is he indian too?
i feel like he is 😁
I feel like he’s just a short fat dude with hair slicked to the side, chunky asf, always smiling like some shy cuckold ah mofo 💀
 
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I made a new term called “bud” they’re dudes with baseball caps, typical masculine voices, HTB wife and a couple children. They wear sandals and have a mortgage payment and go to the grocery store with their families and make the kid give the cuck cashier the money for the items, like this;

“Okay that’ll be 25.98,” - cashier

“Alright bud give him the cash,” - the Bud says to his little son

The son gives the wagie the cash

The Bud and his family walk out and go home and watch Sunday night football with the pals
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This guy mogg their lifestyle ngl
 
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So true
 
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This is the funniest thing ive read in a while. Made me LOL. Thanks bud 😂✌️
 
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