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got bored yesterday and decided to see what using a condom to masturbate was like so I did (i take medication to sleep) and just fell asleep after. this morning I just hid it in the wrapper in my sheets n went to school

came home and I forgot about it. mom changed my sheets. now she thinks I was sneaking my girlfriend in and I don't even want to fucking tell her that I never snuck her in. legit in a lose lose situation. what tf would i even say? "no mom I just fucking jerked into it cause I was bored" jfl
 
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got bored yesterday and decided to see what using a condom to masturbate was like so I did (i take medication to sleep) and just fell asleep after. this morning I just hid it in the wrapper in my sheets n went to school

came home and I forgot about it. mam changed my sheets. now she thinks I was sneaking my girlfriend in and I don't even want to fucking tell her that I never snuck her in. legit in a lose lose situation
tell her u were practicing your condom application skills
 
just tell her you masturbate with a condom on
 
why don’t u just say u snuck her in
 
got bored yesterday and decided to see what using a condom to masturbate was like so I did (i take medication to sleep) and just fell asleep after. this morning I just hid it in the wrapper in my sheets n went to school

came home and I forgot about it. mom changed my sheets. now she thinks I was sneaking my girlfriend in and I don't even want to fucking tell her that I never snuck her in. legit in a lose lose situation. what tf would i even say? "no mom I just fucking jerked into it cause I was bored" jfl
some years ago I had a alcoholic home party with incel friends.
in order to prank the host, we hanged some condoms on the plant near the entrance. He did not notice them, but his mother did and thought there was an orgy
 
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some years ago I had a alcoholic home party with incel friends.
in order to prank the host, we hanged some condoms on the plant near the entrance. He did not notice them, but his mother did and thought there was an orgy
this made my day jfl
 
MOMMY I'M A NATURAL BORN SLAYER GET OVER IT BTW DN RED LUL
 

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