Overheard my gf

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Telling her family downstairs about the time I almost drowned because I can’t swim.

It’s over for me.
 
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how tf nigga cant swim
 
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I never did anything my entire life but jerk off and watch porn in my dark bedroom
how are u gonna save your missus when shit like in titanic gonna happen?
 
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did you just make this post to brag about having a gf? fuck you
 
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how are u gonna save your missus when shit like in titanic gonna happen?
I’ll have my gun and tell the lifeboat person “let us both in or I’ll kill everyone right now”
 
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This is your situation rn
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I never did anything my entire life but jerk off and watch porn in my dark bedroom
One summer i was with my parents, i swam for a few hours, on and off cuz i was getting cold, but it was a great workout. In those summer vacations i would see a lot of couples which is heavy suifuel for me, especially as a young lad.

One night i was staying at the hotel while my parents went on a night out together, i overheard neighbours having sex, so i furiously jacked off like the lonely little boy cuck i am and with the fury of a thousand suns i blasted a massive Cumshot and everything drowned in my cum like it was God drowning the earth. Noah’s ark shit innit.

The neighbours stopped and my parents didn’t see shit because i quickly cleaned everything like the high inhib cuck i am, i even came in my cup of Fanta and i had to throw it into the sink, i was so upset because that was the last of my fizzy drink.

That is part of the life of an ugly little boy with a small cock, a cuckold soon to snap and become a serial killer.

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