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WELCOME TO THE GRAND FINALE OF MY ASCENSION, I NEVER SEEN IT COMING, BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST >MANDATORY< SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS THREAD:
So, after coming back from date with one girl (from Chapter 2), I decided to meet up with another girl from Tinder who wrote me about having my tongue inside her mouth. I bought wine (crucial mistake, you will see later), and condoms, also at 12:00 yesterday I took 3 grams of phenibut, and then at like 21:00 I took extra 2 grams (JFL)
Anyway, fastforward, so I am at her place, we talked for some time, sitting next to each other.... we drank entire wine and two beers and were smashed (major mistake) ....................and then......
well buddy boyo, how do I put this.....
she fucking jumped on me like a wild tiger and started deep kissing me, putting tongue inside my mouth
holy fuck man she was literally putting her tongue deep inside my mouth like crazy I felt so unreal but i somehow managed to keep on kissing her (I lost Kissless virginity at this point). I picked her up and threw her on a bed gently.
You remember I said we were drunk? Yeah, she felt terrible suddenly and went to bathroom, started throwing up and feeling sick.
So basically after that, we decided that we are going to sleep because she felt really bad (we were both in panties). So we cuddled in bed, I was petting her, touching her breasts/thighs/ass, giving her lots of affectionate touch and she did too, kissing my hand/cheek/neck (see pictures of my neck below JFL) and licking my face. I couldn't sleep because I had giant blueballs (crucial for later).
Then like few hours later, by early morning we woke up, I was petting her still and I went down with my hand to her panties, and thats the very moment I touched a pussy for the first time
I put fingers inside her, played with her clitoris, did finger G spot stimulation (I READ HOW TO DO IT IN SEX GUIDE ON THIS FORUM JFL)........
WELL, you probably don't expect this... but I went down on her and started licking her clit and fingering her pussy wild, nigga lol it didn't even taste bad, she was wet as fuck anyway i tried to make her cum but due to alcoholic poisoning she couldn't climax, however she was getting small spazms and I asked her if it feels good, she said yea and that she is happy with what I did but wouldn't cum due to obvious reasons (alco).
Here is where I failed... blueballs + alchoholic poisoning + 5 grams of phenibut in one day = I got half-erected, put on a condom and put my dick inside her pussy, I couldn't feel anything through shitty condom so my dick stopped working and basically I fucked her for a while but didn't cum due to erection loss. We decided to call it quit, lie in bed for some time, talk and then I left. She said it's alright, because she got drunk and because of it my balls started hurting (blueballs is terrible) and I could'nt perform.
As I walked back home, people were looking at me weirdly, one girl was looking directly at me and smiling, BECAUSE I HAVE GIANT KISS MARKS ON MY NECK LOL
Anyway, now im left with giant blueballs and feeling kinda sad. We talked some and she told me to not worry, that it's alright.
TL;DR I lost kissless, hugless, handholdless and partially virginity in one day
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