owning a car in a third world country is enough to slay

[playboicarti]

esp if you're in college, you have advantage over 99 % of dudes

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Minimal car needed to slay:

 

[GamerCel]

giga cope, girls will use u as a simp to drive her to school

while chad on tricycle fucks your oneitis

 

[playboicarti]

giga cope, girls will use u as a simp to drive her to school
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while chad on tricycle fucks your oneitis

not if you know how to game them, i drove this chick 2 times then when she gave a blowjob then i ghosted her

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

giga cope, girls will use u as a simp to drive her to school
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while chad on tricycle fucks your oneitis

Based. Chad rides bikes

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

giga cope, girls will use u as a simp to drive her to school
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while chad on tricycle fucks your oneitis

the only chad on a unicycle @germanlooks

 

[friendly local]

Fat fuck friend who is also a massive nerd (to the point we stopped hanging around him because he kept talking about anime and stuff like that even when we were in public) got laid with a hot girl entirely because his parents are decently wealthy and he basically had a car since he was like 14

the girl was his "girlfriend" we all knew she only was squeezing money out of him and getting free rides but avoided telling him the truth because someone else told him the truth and he got all defensive and basically was blinded by that sweet ass
in the end of course they break up and the girl was cheating on him with another beta dude that bought her things

This is EXTREMELY common in Colombia, you got money? you get """"""friends""""" my man, same with hoes