Owning a cat and getting its parasite makes your face more attractive ( cat parasite pilled )

[mortis]

The parasite makes yiur face better looking so others choose you for sex so the parasite can infect others to reproduce too, that's insane.

 

[LetTheCarouselBegin]

Mortis I made an acc just to talk to you, please tell me you're still here
peak thread btw

 

[Mr Test]

Thats why catwoman (from Batman) is a giga Stacy

 

[GandysOrbitals]

New method dropped

 

[Mr Test]

Mortis I made an acc just to talk to you, please tell me you're still here
peak thread btw

 

[Pale God]

 

[supafuckfoids]

we're losing the plot

 

[sonic55555]

@catboy09 this explains everything