OWNING DOMESTICATED HOUSE PETS IS RETARDED

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why would you spend money on a house pet? all they do is shit, sleep, get hair everywhere, etc. THEY FUCKING STINK TOO. i’m talking specifically about cats, and guess what? they eventually start to die, and just in general, are basically decomposing at the start of their early adult life, probably due to their shitty little indoor circumstances, and cucked nutrition. I DON’T WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY DEATH, IT DISGUSTS ME. why the fuck would I want to nurture something that doesn’t do shit for me?

“oh shit, my dog ate a piece of a chicken bone! time to dish out four grand!”

“uh oh! my cat is a genetically disgusting abomination! time to dish out four grand!”

it’s disgusting. the one and only pet i would ever have is a menacing ass dog that sleeps outside and rapes the neighbors cats! i’d probably feed it beef and duck egg everyday as well.

 

[jerking off in Lidl]

From my impression most couples get them because they are too lazyto have a child

I often see couples in their mid-late 20s walking outside with some rodent-looking 20 lbs dog and hugging and kissing him like it's their kid

Pretty morbid

 

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From my impression most couples get them because they are too lazyto have a child

I often see couples in their mid-late 20s walking outside with some rodent-looking 20 lbs dog and hugging and kissing him like it's their kid

Pretty morbid

getting a dog in a relationship is straight cucked, your girl won’t even give you any attention or suck your meat. she’ll basically be talking in a baby voice about how the dog is so cute, dog pill is real.

 

[duck]

From my impression most couples get them because they are too lazyto have a child

I often see couples in their mid-late 20s walking outside with some rodent-looking 20 lbs dog and hugging and kissing him like it's their kid

Pretty morbid

also ugly dogs are such a looksmin, i feel like my psl goes down a whole point around a recessed ass bulldog

 

[jerking off in Lidl]

also ugly dogs are such a looksmin, i feel like my psl goes down a whole point around a recessed ass bulldog

I really love animals, but those are extremely ugly

Have a german shepherd in my family and she is like psl 8 and 130 iq in dog measurements, but just lol at getting a psl 2 pug or something equally repulsive

 

[AHAHAXDDD]

Why are you so full of rage for 0 reason jfl
Dogs and cats are cute. Samoyeds and golden retrievers and Bernese mtn dogs are high trust and good to have.

 

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