OWNING PARKING LOTS??? INSANE MONEY

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I was thinking the other day.


I was at a parking lot for 4 hours and paid £12 .

Bruh GIF


I looked at how many cars there were in that parking lot. It was a big underground one in a big city.

There were 3000 spaces and it was like 95% full, off-season.

Assuming the average car stays for 4 hours, and that 5000 cars (BIG lowball) stay in that car park every day.
That would mean the parking lot earns 5’000*12= £60’000 a day.

Can you believe that? 60k a day?!!!
That’s 1.5mill a month.
They probably only have a handful of employees, and maintenance costs have no reason to be high.


I thought about the parking lot just out outside my accommodation, in a smaller (still big) city.
It’s a lot smaller, 400 spaces. But it’s nearly always full. Assuming 600 cars (BIG lowball) park there for 4 hours on average every day, the parking lot makes 600*12= £7200 a day. :what:

7.2k a day for a small parking lot.
That’s 216k a month!!!

Also, there is literally no maintenance.
Building costs? You just buy the land, add cement, and paint lines, that’s literally it! :oops:

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Supposing the land costs 2 mill, you’re making your money back IN LESS THAN 10 MONTHS!!!! :soy:

Isn’t this 1000x better than real estate? It’d take you 25 fucking years of dealing with shitty tenants and possibly having to pay fortunes because they broke something and blamed you for it.
They could also sue you for the lamest shit!!! :lul:



WHAT DO YALL THINK???

WHY DO I NEVER HEAR ABOUT PARKING LOTS???

Is parkinglotmaxxing the true meta??? :chad:

Breaking Bad Money GIF




pneumo
 
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Supposing the land costs 2 mill, you’re making your money back IN LESS THAN 10 MONTHS!!!! :soy:

Just find 2 mill lying around in your piggybank theory
 
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I have a friend who owns a few, duded used to buy collapsing buildings in urban areas, tore the buildings down and just turned the free space into a paid parking lot.

Building those huge underground or multi-floor ones is expensive and requires some serious investment cost upfront.

makes decent passive income with it while benefitting from rising land prices.
 
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kinda water you realize you'd have to already be a millionaire to own a parking lot in the first place
 
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Just find 2 mill lying around in your piggybank theory
ever heard of loans?

not neglecting the down payment of course, but it’d be minimal compared to the 2M
 
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dnrd but yeah its legit
 
it’s actually interesting because i do security at a parking lot and the attendant is really chill with me and he told me that there are 2 cash register thingys and just the one he operates can get upto 50,000$ aud in one day, not counting the other register, idk how it gets that much tho
 
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ever heard of loans?

not neglecting the down payment of course, but it’d be minimal compared to the 2M

To get a loan of 2million your income would already have to be very high.

Just give up on this dream buddy. You weren't built for it. You were built to slay uni thots and post detailed novels about it on schizomax.org. Just be yourself.
 
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just parking lot max bro, that will surely get you out of inceldom :soy::soy:
 
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just parking lot max bro, that will surely get you out of inceldom :soy::soy:
inceldom is nothing but a vague and distant bad dream to this nigga, he’s already done the slayer stage and now is thinking about moneymaxxing just like every other attractive guy who gets bored of having a mtb harem
 
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inceldom is nothing but a vague and distant dream to this nigga, he’s already done the slayer stage and now is thinking about moneymaxxing just like every other attractive guy who gets bored of having a mtb harem
if they don't have a cutemaxxed JB HTB virgin gf they are still incel
 
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if they don't have a cutemaxxed JB HTB virgin gf they are still incel
i think he has that apart from the virgin part

she was “raped” :soy::soy:
 
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invest in a parking garage in a big city theory
 
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I was thinking the other day.


I was at a parking lot for 4 hours and paid £12 .

Bruh GIF


I looked at how many cars there were in that parking lot. It was a big underground one in a big city.

There were 3000 spaces and it was like 95% full, off-season.

Assuming the average car stays for 4 hours, and that 5000 cars (BIG lowball) stay in that car park every day.
That would mean the parking lot earns 5’000*12= £60’000 a day.

Can you believe that? 60k a day?!!!
That’s 1.5mill a month.
They probably only have a handful of employees, and maintenance costs have no reason to be high.


I thought about the parking lot just out outside my accommodation, in a smaller (still big) city.
It’s a lot smaller, 400 spaces. But it’s nearly always full. Assuming 600 cars (BIG lowball) park there for 4 hours on average every day, the parking lot makes 600*12= £7200 a day. :what:

7.2k a day for a small parking lot.
That’s 216k a month!!!

Also, there is literally no maintenance.
Building costs? You just buy the land, add cement, and paint lines, that’s literally it! :oops:

View attachment 2199004

Supposing the land costs 2 mill, you’re making your money back IN LESS THAN 10 MONTHS!!!! :soy:

Isn’t this 1000x better than real estate? It’d take you 25 fucking years of dealing with shitty tenants and possibly having to pay fortunes because they broke something and blamed you for it.
They could also sue you for the lamest shit!!! :lul:



WHAT DO YALL THINK???

WHY DO I NEVER HEAR ABOUT PARKING LOTS???

Is parkinglotmaxxing the true meta??? :chad:

Breaking Bad Money GIF




pneumo
Investment capital is the problem and getting permits from the government. Plus install a parking meter and that shit it's a lot of paperwork.
 
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i think he has that apart from the virgin part

she was “raped” :soy::soy:
I think he mentioned she went to uni, so can't really be JB, also, almost everyone here (especially the "forum chads") larp about the looks of their gfs, it's a pretty safe thing to bet that most people here with a "htb gf" actually just have a 5.5/10 gf, guys most of the time can't be objective about rating girls, they get too emotional when they know the girl
 
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it’s actually interesting because i do security at a parking lot and the attendant is really chill with me and he told me that there are 2 cash register thingys and just the one he operates can get upto 50,000$ aud in one day, not counting the other register, idk how it gets that much tho
the owner is earning 50k+ a day?? :soy:
That’s literally 574 times more than what the average maths graduate from my top
UK uni makes.


Have you ever wanted to start your own parking lot????
 
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Keep in mind if ur already broke u wont get millions in loans to build your garage empire bro… need to moneymaxxed first then you can venture in this lucrative side hustle
 
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i think he has that apart from the virgin part

she was “raped” :soy::soy:

Stop your misogyny buddy. A fat hairy gamer raped her. Us men need to do better.

You can start by donating your life savings to Onlyfans models. You have an obligation to make sure sex workers thrive, feel supported and empowered.
 
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Stop your misogyny buddy. A fat hairy gamer raped her. Us men need to do better.

You can start by donating your life savings to Onlyfans models. You have an obligation to make sure sex workers thrive, feel supported and empowered.
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found your reddit account :soy::feelshah:
 
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Keep in mind if ur already broke u wont get millions in loans to build your garage empire bro… need to moneymaxxed first then you can venture in this lucrative side hustle
50k a day side hustle jfl
 
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I will ascend my bank account in stump removal and oxygen in a bottle then I can have enough money to own parking lots :bigbrain:
 
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if you can afford owning a fucking parking lot and have the connections to nepotism your way to be allowed to do it in the first place then you don't worry about cash anyway and just do it to have even more

it's like saying "DAMN BRUV OWNING 10000 MANSIONS AND RENTING THEM IS iNsAnE MONEY!!! LET'S DO IT"

also do you have a parking spot loicence you cheeky wankah?
 
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holy shit the amount of emojis and gifs :lul: blud think its tiktok
 
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yoo thats pretty smart but buying a land (near a mall or you parking lot will not make much money) is that not difficult? you are not the only one who wanna start a parking lot (near a mall)
 
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To get a loan of 2million your income would already have to be very high.

Just give up on this dream buddy. You weren't built for it. You were built to slay uni thots and post detailed novels about it on schizomax.org. Just be yourself.
you can’t compare buisness prospects of an aging neet incel in india to a high class French prettyboy

he’s like 3 handshakes and a blowie away from getting a mentor who will give him 1 million dollars to play with
 
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Thanks for the laughmaxxing guys. Hit's too close to home.
 
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No I wished I had capital rn, parking spaces are a big problem in 3rd world shitholes, legit a good business idea
 
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No I wished I had capital rn, parking spaces are a big problem in 3rd world shitholes, legit a good business idea
Nvm
I just remembered why this is a problem in the first place.
Theres so much crime here that I'd have to pay the extortion fee here, but still wondering if even then it would yield decent gains

Can't win living in a third world country
 
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Andrew used to look around and see what he used his money on it was a common habit of his? I think before he got rich.

You seeing the profits of parking lots could help you start one or something similar, since you are gl you could try to learn and make something as profitable.

Don't listen to the retarded incels/rotters here who say it isn't possible, nothing is impossible to the one who tries and I agree with that quote since in many times of my life I was trying to do something I had 0 idea, 0 connection not even old / smart enough to do yet I did it successfully by trying and putting my trust in God. Starting a business would be great especially today when people need many things that you could provide.
 
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Just buy a parking lot jfl.
Most people here haven’t even got £5,000.
 
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Nvm
I just remembered why this is a problem in the first place.
Theres so much crime here that I'd have to pay the extortion fee here, but still wondering if even then it would yield decent gains

Can't win living in a third world country
lol 50% extortion fee 30% taxes 20% maintenance and security 0% profit
 
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I was thinking the other day.


I was at a parking lot for 4 hours and paid £12 .

Bruh GIF


I looked at how many cars there were in that parking lot. It was a big underground one in a big city.

There were 3000 spaces and it was like 95% full, off-season.

Assuming the average car stays for 4 hours, and that 5000 cars (BIG lowball) stay in that car park every day.
That would mean the parking lot earns 5’000*12= £60’000 a day.

Can you believe that? 60k a day?!!!
That’s 1.5mill a month.
They probably only have a handful of employees, and maintenance costs have no reason to be high.


I thought about the parking lot just out outside my accommodation, in a smaller (still big) city.
It’s a lot smaller, 400 spaces. But it’s nearly always full. Assuming 600 cars (BIG lowball) park there for 4 hours on average every day, the parking lot makes 600*12= £7200 a day. :what:

7.2k a day for a small parking lot.
That’s 216k a month!!!

Also, there is literally no maintenance.
Building costs? You just buy the land, add cement, and paint lines, that’s literally it! :oops:

View attachment 2199004

Supposing the land costs 2 mill, you’re making your money back IN LESS THAN 10 MONTHS!!!! :soy:

Isn’t this 1000x better than real estate? It’d take you 25 fucking years of dealing with shitty tenants and possibly having to pay fortunes because they broke something and blamed you for it.
They could also sue you for the lamest shit!!! :lul:



WHAT DO YALL THINK???

WHY DO I NEVER HEAR ABOUT PARKING LOTS???

Is parkinglotmaxxing the true meta??? :chad:

Breaking Bad Money GIF




pneumo
Land is prolly more than 2 mil tbh acre plots of decent commercial plots are around that price u prolly need more. Another factor is that there are limited places where it makes sense (I.e venues nearby) and where there is enough space. If parking space is limited I imagine the epic elf the land to be high tbh. Good passive income but you need a good amount for the downplaynent
 
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ever heard of loans?

not neglecting the down payment of course, but it’d be minimal compared to the 2M

I feel like if it was as easy as you say some rich 7/11 franchise owning pajeet would have done it already.
 
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Read like 5 words.

You realize buying a piece of land worth using as a parking lot in a big city would run you tens of millions to even hundreds of millions, right? And if you planned on making it a parking garage, it would cost you just as much to construct the building.

You either have to be Bill Gates or a retard to think this is a realistic way to make passive income
 
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why don't you buy parking lot stocks then? :feelshmm: if the return is so good you could get loans, 10x it with parking lot stocks in a year, pay it back, 10x that and then you can think about opening your own parking lots :feelshmm: it's free real estate :feelshmm:

here is a great option :feelshmm:
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