pakistani vs black guy fight: who wins? place your bets!

Bro
Not haram to defend yourself
And im pretty sure the prophet + sahabas did hitted someone in face, especially in war
bro the actual fight started because of me since i started kicking first but because i have germophobia and i dont like being touched in my mind it is actually him who started it and not me. if i was not touched it could have been avoided. and i posted these two ahadith;

“When any one of you fights, let him avoid (striking) the face.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, al-Fath, 5/215).
Stone her, but avoid the face.’ (Narrated by Abu Dawood, 4/152)
 
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bro i initiated it, well technically he did when he touched my head without my permission. it was night, the ground was slippery because it rained before. i fell down first but i grabbed him because im like.. "if i go down, you go down too" and then i think i kicked him in the face? idk for sure, he was on top of me after that and did that mma pounding thing jfl (no he was not an mma fighter). people must have thought i was weird as fuck because afterwards my nose was bleeding badly and i was just laughing out loud and say "come again fucker" jfl. i really need to learn how to throw punches but at the same time its haram to hit someone in the face. it was the most halal fight ive ever been in.
If you don't wanna punch someone in the face just wrestle with him. Nothing mogs pinning down and dominating him to submission (sounds gay tho)
 
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bro the actual fight started because of me since i started kicking first but because i have germophobia and i dont like being touched in my mind it is actually him who started it and not me. if i was not touched it could have been avoided. and i posted these two ahadith;
So you did nothing wrong
If someone touched me
I would hit his face
 
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If you don't wanna punch someone in the face just wrestle with him. Nothing mogs pinning down and dominating him to submission (sounds gay tho)
KO is so Enjooyable too
 
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bro the actual fight started because of me since i started kicking first but because i have germophobia and i dont like being touched in my mind it is actually him who started it and not me. if i was not touched it could have been avoided. and i posted these two ahadith;
Yeah but it say avoid not forbidden
 
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the pakistani looks like he owns the shop, so he was literally guaranteed to win

main character pill
 
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If you don't wanna punch someone in the face just wrestle with him. Nothing mogs pinning down and dominating him to submission (sounds gay tho)
So you did nothing wrong
If someone touched me
I would hit his face
i forgot to mention at the time i was 52kg and the dude was definitely at least 77-80kg with a history of fighting, meanwhile i never really fight and i was underweight af lmao, tbh i think i did well for myself given all these things. so what im trying to say i dont really have the muscle power to wrestle someone, let alone someone who weighs at least 25kg more than me lol
 
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the pakistani looks like he owns the shop, so he was literally guaranteed to win

main character pill
nigga that literally looks like a dormitory room not some shop jfl
 
nigga that literally looks like a dormitory room not some shop jfl
looks like a kebab shop and a kitchen
you can literally see coffee words and shit splattered all over the wall
 
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looks like a kebab shop and a kitchen
you can literally see coffee words and shit splattered all over the wall
wtf i thought it was a dormitory hall room and the black guy tried to enter his room or something jfl
 
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