Fartmaxxing
Flying Too Close to The Sun
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i left my laptop open w my emails and my parents ended up seeing convo's I had with PG anabolics asking for BTC wallets and shi. they ended up confronting me abt ts and I larped so fucking hard lol! Basically I convinced them that I was in fact not ordering anabolic steroids but SUPPLEMENTS (woulda been fucked if they searched up the compounds or they had looked at my emails from Canadain PEDS)
my mother later confronted me abt it and the convo was fucking crazy
mom: sweetie yk u don't need steroids to gain muscle right?
bro are u talking abt
mom: ur emails I saw what u where ordering
oh! those were supplements I need a little boost at the gym
mom: are u sure they where all supplements I think I say something about testosterone
me: heh you see I was ordering turkesterone which is a supplement that boost testosterone!
FUCK BRO THEY PROLLY ON DEATHWATCH W ME WTFFFFFFFFFF
my mother later confronted me abt it and the convo was fucking crazy
mom: sweetie yk u don't need steroids to gain muscle right?
bro are u talking abt
mom: ur emails I saw what u where ordering
oh! those were supplements I need a little boost at the gym
mom: are u sure they where all supplements I think I say something about testosterone
me: heh you see I was ordering turkesterone which is a supplement that boost testosterone!
FUCK BRO THEY PROLLY ON DEATHWATCH W ME WTFFFFFFFFFF