Parents caught me jerking of while on crack

[caleb555]

I was in my room like usual with my crack pipe about to yank one out while wearing a nazi ss officer hat (i have a fetish) any ways I felt that I needed to shit so I stood up quickly and it was all to late, I defecated every were. my parents and some family friends who were over heard the ruckus and came in to this. What do I do now?

 

[caleb555]

Bump, How should I explain this so they don't think I'm strange?

 

[alurmo]

avr crack addict

 

[Vazelrr]

It's over

 

[svarddre]

Mirin

 

[gonion wanter]

high t

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Bro wtf I’m laughing at this