Parents pressuring me to get a job

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As though I haven't been applying for a bunch of entry level jobs already, despite not wanting to work.

My dad talking about "contributing to society" as though I give a fuck about that. They've been pressuring me to get a job so I have applied, only for the money, not cos I want to "contribute" or don't enjoy being NEET. I love being NEET.

Anyway, my dad tells me just now "muh today's the last day of your holiday, tomorrow is a new phase" blah blah blah. I can't accept wagie life. I have been looking for part time jobs to just pay my share and stay living with my parents, but can't find any I am eligible for near me:feelsmega:
 
just go work nga :cautious:
 
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As though I haven't been applying for a bunch of entry level jobs already, despite not wanting to work.

My dad talking about "contributing to society" as though I give a fuck about that. They've been pressuring me to get a job so I have applied, only for the money, not cos I want to "contribute" or don't enjoy being NEET. I love being NEET.

Anyway, my dad tells me just now "muh today's the last day of your holiday, tomorrow is a new phase" blah blah blah. I can't accept wagie life. I have been looking for part time jobs to just pay my share and stay living with my parents, but can't find any I am eligible for near me:feelsmega:
Jst be reborn as a chad Nepo baby
 
u seem like u dont have anything to do why not just work
 
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u seem like u dont have anything to do why not just work
Because not having anything to do is the greatest blessing. No stress, no responsibilities. I can do my hobbies, go on a walk, wake up when I want, just sit and enjoy the breeze while the wagie is at work etc

Also, getting a job is impossible
 
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@Gengar what is your current situation?
 
Because not having anything to do is the greatest blessing. No stress, no responsibilities. I can do my hobbies, go on a walk, wake up when I want, just sit and enjoy the breeze while the wagie is at work etc

Also, getting a job is impossible
high inhib
 
add more lies to your cv
 
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add more lies to your cv
I'm thinking of bullshitting that I did deliveroo or something where they're less able to check

I'm definitely not lying about anything related to the job as they'll probably ask me about it
 
atleast be a rich neet and contribute to society by paying taxes and funding wars and stupid agendas
 
Rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one😋😋😋
As though I haven't been applying for a bunch of entry level jobs already, despite not wanting to work.

My dad talking about "contributing to society" as though I give a fuck about that. They've been pressuring me to get a job so I have applied, only for the money, not cos I want to "contribute" or don't enjoy being NEET. I love being NEET.

Anyway, my dad tells me just now "muh today's the last day of your holiday, tomorrow is a new phase" blah blah blah. I can't accept wagie life. I have been looking for part time jobs to just pay my share and stay living with my parents, but can't find any I am eligible for near me:feelsmega:
 
Rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one😋😋😋
Im gonna get a security job if one ever hires me. No luck yet

Or night shift stacking shelves in a supermarket or warehouse

Never fast food or retail or customer service
 
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Im gonna get a security job if one ever hires me. No luck yet

Or night shift stacking shelves in a supermarket or warehouse

Never fast food or retail or customer service
yeah yeah just put the fries in the bag g
 
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No job for your incel face and height.
No pussy = No work
 
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No job for your incel face and height.
No pussy = No work
I'm volcel and wanna live like a monk
"Pussy" makes no difference to it. I am anti work regardless

Maybe I'll just Buddhism maxx and join a monastery and be NEET forever
 
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I'm volcel and wanna live like a monk
"Pussy" makes no difference to it. I am anti work regardless

Maybe I'll just Buddhism maxx and join a monastery and be NEET forever
Go live on Mount Everest then. No need for you to work and just meditate daily.
 
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Go live on Mount Everest then. No need for you to work and just meditate daily.
Too cold, but some other mountains maybe

But then if living alone I have to sort out food etc. Which is why I'll join a monastery and have everything provided for me:chad:
 
Go work for an understaffed place, you can do whatever you want and they won’t fire you. I worked for one and I’d just use my phone, take really long food/scheduled breaks, go in late, leave early, take half an hour long bathroom breaks randomly, etc
 
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As a man you NEED money to protect yourself or society puts in an extremely cucked and effeminate position.
 
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I missed out on a school janitor opportunity recently… FML
 
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Apply to one that is diverse with girls working.

Rare that it happens but you might get a slay from work
 
Fraud ur experience, say u work at blackrock and goldman sachs
 
I missed out on a school janitor opportunity recently… FML
gotta get those JBs somehow

imagine a JB brags to her friends about dating the school janitor

insane status boost
 
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